The best jokes as England win UEFA Nations League third place play-off against Switzerland on penalties

Goalkeeper Jordan Pickford scores one and saves one.

Gareth Southgate can relax with the funny tweets and jokes as England beat Switzerland on penalties after a 0-0 draw in the Nations League third place play-off
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England won the first ever UEFA Nations League third place play-off on penalties following a 0-0 draw after extra time against Switzerland on Sunday.

Both sides failed to score in an uninspiring 120 minutes at Estádio D. Afonso Henriques in Guimarães – the same ground England were defeated by Holland in.

Shaqiri going off for a wank in the changing rooms #SUIENG pic.twitter.com/vLZp0XBm1m

— Luke Holt (@LHolt___) June 9, 2019

A constant thorn in Gareth Southgate’s side during this tournament, VAR once again struck to controversially rule out substitute Callum Wilson’s strike.

Goalkeeper Jordan Pickford saved the day for England, stopping the Swiss’ sixth after surprisingly stepping forward to score England’s fifth.


These were the best tweets and jokes as England beat Switzerland on penalties after a 0-0 draw in the Nations League third place play-off:

Having Dier and Delph in centre mid could make this England team more defensive than a Man City fan when you joke that no one turned up to their trophy parade… #SUIENG #NationsLeague pic.twitter.com/oY49o08eGF

— Samantha Quek (@SamanthaQuek) June 9, 2019

Can’t believe England are this bad after overcoming the mighty Tunisia and Panama last year #ENGSUI #SUIENG pic.twitter.com/0l6yI1cKOA

— Giles Cooper (@gilescooper_uk) June 9, 2019

Extra time in the third-place play-off in the Nations League. What a time to be alive #SUIENG

— Nigel Adderley (@nadderley) June 9, 2019

Meanwhile, Harry Maguire with a Cruyff turn inside the penalty area…#NationsLeague #SUIENG pic.twitter.com/Nyr5NWFX6i

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) June 9, 2019

Another 30 minutes of this? #SUIENG pic.twitter.com/Wmi7W9Q5lq

— Goal (@goal) June 9, 2019



England fans shouting 'VAR is fucking sh*t' and "f*ck VAR'.

If there's a Currys in Porto, you have to feel for the safety of a few 36 inch televisions. #SUIENG

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 9, 2019


BREAKING: England’s first penalty ruled out by VAR, the ball was 0.7mm off the penalty spot at time of impact. #SUIENG

— Stylo. (@StyloDZN) June 9, 2019

How far does VAR go back? Can we review the decision to have a 3rd place play-off for the Nations League, find out it was a shite idea and then all go home. #SUIENG

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 9, 2019


England fans chanting fuck VAR after a year of saying they couldn’t wait for it to come in so Liverpool would be mid table

— • (@PrimeWij) June 9, 2019

Yeah & then we came third in a friendly tournement.#SUIENG pic.twitter.com/c7tw1uv6FE

— floyd (@floydyid) June 9, 2019


When you're 10-0 up against your mate on FIFA and you decide to take the p*ashttps://t.co/LIUcGfDWML

— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) June 9, 2019


Fuck all these people saying that this game means nothing. Name me another team that has come 3rd in the nations league #SUIENG

— Reuben March (@reubenmarchh) June 9, 2019

Jose Fonte has won more international trophies than England.

— Richard Jolly (@RichJolly) June 9, 2019

Not this time it isn't!

At least the flag is reusable. #SUIENG #Nationsleague pic.twitter.com/Tzc4U5Ua39

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) June 9, 2019


Klopp to Trent and Gomez after watching the England game pic.twitter.com/GMB6IpRw5B

— Tom (@xlfctom) June 9, 2019

England just can’t stop winning penalty shoot-outs.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 9, 2019

England: Penalty shootout experts since 2018

— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) June 9, 2019

When you realise you have to go back to work tomorrow… #SUIENG #England pic.twitter.com/Q1HSAPVWiu

— Lulu Dutton (@luludutton8) June 9, 2019