The best jokes as England beat the Swiss 1-0 in lacklustre friendly at King Power Stadium

Gareth Southgate's side avoid a fourth consecutive defeat.

There were lots of jokes from England 1-0 Switzerland friendly at the King Power
(Image: Кирилл Венедиктов/soccer.ru)

England managed a 1-0 win over Switzerland in a friendly match at the King Power on Monday night in the second of two matches over the international break.

Gareth Southgate’s side managed to stop the rot after three consecutive defeats, most likely aware the national team have never lost four in a row.

The visitors dominated much of a slow first-half in Leicester but a Marcus Rashford volley, not long after half-time, was enough for England.

After a dull tie that many complained was not available on terrestrial television, these are the best of the jokes from England 1-0 Switzerland:


The rest of the England squad when Danny Welbeck arrives after a call up #ENGSUI pic.twitter.com/n2ZInB5LAo

— Tom J (@tomj191) September 11, 2018

Poor Shaqiri, put next to the tall mascot #ENGSUI pic.twitter.com/WJafafPJ9O

— Marc (@QuestionMarc85) September 11, 2018

The first minute of hearing "Southgate you're the one" vs the last 20 fucking minutes#ENGSUI pic.twitter.com/X8rQwg2U1j

— Jen (@Jennifer1906) September 11, 2018




Maguire: "I'll just smash it yeah"#ENGSUI pic.twitter.com/5dphQC9kyf

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) September 11, 2018

I've seen my wardrobe move better than Dier #ENGSUI

— Ben (@bacspace88) September 11, 2018


ugh the only thing loftus-cheek has is good looks #ENGSUI

— liv :P (@olivialambshead) September 11, 2018

Ruben Laboured Cheek #ENGSUI

— Abs (@nirasol1969) September 11, 2018

I’m so angry that Lichtsteiner isn’t even from Liechtenstein #ENGSUI

— Yomi (@horiyourmeeh) September 11, 2018


Somebody’s caught the attention of Jamie Redknapp at the England match #ENGSUI pic.twitter.com/oeQBAUTfmL

— Martin Tooth (@Toothy73) September 11, 2018

Xherdan Shaqiri looks ready to face England tonight. #ENGSUI

— Never Forget Football (@NFFootball_) September 11, 2018




I know one thing for sure…..
World Cup fever is 100% OVER #ENGSUI

— Mags (@mags171124) September 11, 2018



Seen better games of 3 and in#ENGSUI

— KingKennyStand (@KingKennyStand) September 11, 2018




When your mates at the bar with the drinks. @ladbible #ENGSUI pic.twitter.com/xgsujXpsHL

— Josh Ambrose (@Josh93Ambrose) September 11, 2018

#ENGSUI Even the crowd have gone silent, thankfully.

— Sparkysue (@sparkysue) September 11, 2018

We’re in serious need of a new England chant

— Lynsey Hipgrave (@lynseyhipgrave1) September 11, 2018