These are the best jokes after Christian Benteke failed to score a goal in Liverpool’s 3-0 FA Cup third-round replay against League Two Exeter at Anfield on Wednesday night.
Participating in a youthful home side, the £32.5m signing, who is yet to make a significant impact at Liverpool, did contribute an accomplished assist but that didn’t appear to be enough to placate the fans.
Here are the best jokes as Christian Benteke fails to score in Liverpool’s 3-0 FA Cup third-round replay win over Exeter:
Benteke spotted at a bus stop, looking very stressed out pic.twitter.com/RYeJ8w7T1J
— . (@AnfieldRd96) January 20, 2016
Increasingly starting to wonder if the main appeal of Christian Benteke – £32m FA Cup babysitter – is that he's been CRB checked.
— Rory Smith (@RorySmithTimes) January 20, 2016
Well excited to watch Benteke get bossed by bin men
— Ben (@JackBaeuer) January 20, 2016
Benteke with a final one-on-one. He is a master of these.
— Empire of the Kop (@empireofthekop) January 20, 2016
If you were to rate Benteke's confidence on a scale of 1-10 it would be somewhere around -4…
— Matthew Ordish (@AnfieldMatt) January 20, 2016
Voldemort needs to return Benteke his powers.
— VUJ (@DavidVujanic) January 20, 2016
Benteke is a £32.5m piece of banter. Nothing more, nothing less.
— Anfield Hub (@AnfieldHub) January 20, 2016
When you've paid £32million for Benteke and lost the receipt so you can't get a refund pic.twitter.com/pFuKwujLzc
— Sizzling Sànchez (@sanchez17isgod) January 20, 2016
We signed Benteke just so Aston Villa can get relegated, there's no other reason.
— Chris (@LFCChris_) January 20, 2016
Benteke couldn't finish his dinner
— Kauser Soze (@NinaKauser) January 20, 2016