The best bored jokes from Ireland vs England 0-0 snoozefest

Bored fans complain about the dull international friendly that ended goalless.

The jokes from Ireland vs England originated from the dull 0-0 draw at the Aviva Stadium
DREARY: Football match at Aviva Stadium (Image: Hoops341)

We bring you the best jokes from Ireland vs England, contributed by bored fans complaining about the disappointingly dull international summer friendly that ended goalless.

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Those who realised England were playing in Dublin for the first time since a riot caused a friendly match in 1995 to be abandoned and bothered to switch on the TV were left dispirited following a lifeless showing two decades later.

More entertaining than the match itself, the jokes from Ireland vs England as bored fans are sent to sleep by the 0-0 draw:

Congratulations to the players who are striving more manfully than anyone else here to ensure the match passes without incident #IREvENG

— david kelly (@dk3lly) June 7, 2015

Jack Grealish currently rifling through his family tree to see if he has any German/Spanish ancestry. #IREvENG

— Boylesports (@BoyleSports) June 7, 2015

The best part of that 1st half for me was the players walking off the pitch for half-time #IREvENG

— BetVictor (@BetVictor) June 7, 2015

I'd rather watch 90 minutes of that spoof football game from The Simpsons than this #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/EhcOjyeF8Y

— Daily Mail Comments (@BestoftheMail) June 7, 2015

Spare a thought for those who will have to conjure something up for the inevitable "Five things we learned from #IREvENG" clickbait articles

— Joe Leogue (@JoeLeogue) June 7, 2015

In a bid to prevent violence both teams have decided to lull the fans to sleep with boredom #IREvENG

— Mazzy K (@MazzyK) June 7, 2015

Probably one of the worst teams we've seen for some time. But enough about the ITV coverage, back to England… #IREvENG

— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) June 7, 2015

Arguing with your girlfriend about what to watch because 'Teen Mom' is on MTV but she makes you keep watching the England game :(

— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) June 7, 2015

If they can find enough footage, ITV will be showing the highlights on a Vine. #IREvENG

— Jason (@NickMotown) June 7, 2015

The Antiques Roadshow is on later. It'll be like a drug fuelled Amsterdam rave compared to #IREvENG

— Marc Duffy (@MarcSDuffy) June 7, 2015

Trying to keep my eyes open watching #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/T2QEjW5Gbi

— Spurs News (@Spurs2day) June 7, 2015

3 added minutes of pain for those watching #IREvENG

— BetVictor (@BetVictor) June 7, 2015

FT: Ireland 0-0 England. We're sorry http://t.co/LUqC9uWDCk pic.twitter.com/hOb3ayl4aY

— ITV Football (@itvfootball) June 7, 2015

Wow…I wish I had a time machine and could go back and not watch this boring match #IREvENG

— Sean Lemon (@badman_sean) June 7, 2015

Full Time match report from The Aviva: https://t.co/63K6WsCN20 #IREvENG

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 7, 2015

Let's never speak of this ever again. #IREvENG

— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) June 7, 2015

BREAKING: Jack Grealish has decided to declare for Wales #IREvENG

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 7, 2015

Here are the highlights of today's game…. #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/6G37I3BX7F

— The Galway Player (@GalwayPlayer) June 7, 2015

#IREvENG After that thriller, I need to keep the excitement at fever pitch. Think I'll go to the corner & watch the traffic lights change

— Bernie Banter (@bernieforkin) June 7, 2015

Paul Scholes summed up the #IREvENG game perfectly… pic.twitter.com/v9YKCCLeA4

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 7, 2015

Watching the #IREvENG game like… pic.twitter.com/McDV8Qfup8

— Sean O' Donovan (@henriksen1) June 7, 2015

Charlie Austin. #QPR #ROIvEng #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/W8bu6m5vI0

— Football Tips (@footballtips) June 7, 2015

I like watching a game of football on a Sunday afternoon, but I also like having a nap. Luckily, #IrevEng allowed me to do both.

— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) June 7, 2015

I feel some sympathy for The Other Martin O'Neill, who had to watch that game all the way through #IREvENG @FA @FAI http://t.co/paP9jTIxos

— Martin O'Neill (@martin_oneill) June 7, 2015

FIFA should send every person who watched that #IREvENG snoozathon a tenner compensation. #sauceforgoose

— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) June 7, 2015

People's TVs were even threatening to turn off during today's game! #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/jxljnNlMkP

— PL Football (@PLFootballTips) June 7, 2015

What a game that was, the fans definitely got their money's worth. It had everything. I can't wait to watch the highlights.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 7, 2015

Right, gonna watch the England v Ireland highlights.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 7, 2015

Done. Not the best game.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 7, 2015

Crowds gathering to watch the Ireland v England highlights tonight… #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/7BkcGN3Vs1

— John Bennett (@JohnBennettBBC) June 7, 2015

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