We bring you the best jokes from Ireland vs England, contributed by bored fans complaining about the disappointingly dull international summer friendly that ended goalless.
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Those who realised England were playing in Dublin for the first time since a riot caused a friendly match in 1995 to be abandoned and bothered to switch on the TV were left dispirited following a lifeless showing two decades later.
More entertaining than the match itself, the jokes from Ireland vs England as bored fans are sent to sleep by the 0-0 draw:
Congratulations to the players who are striving more manfully than anyone else here to ensure the match passes without incident #IREvENG
— david kelly (@dk3lly) June 7, 2015
Jack Grealish currently rifling through his family tree to see if he has any German/Spanish ancestry. #IREvENG
— Boylesports (@BoyleSports) June 7, 2015
The best part of that 1st half for me was the players walking off the pitch for half-time
#IREvENG
— BetVictor (@BetVictor) June 7, 2015
I'd rather watch 90 minutes of that spoof football game from The Simpsons than this #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/EhcOjyeF8Y
— Daily Mail Comments (@BestoftheMail) June 7, 2015
Spare a thought for those who will have to conjure something up for the inevitable "Five things we learned from #IREvENG" clickbait articles
— Joe Leogue (@JoeLeogue) June 7, 2015
In a bid to prevent violence both teams have decided to lull the fans to sleep with boredom #IREvENG
— Mazzy K (@MazzyK) June 7, 2015
Probably one of the worst teams we've seen for some time. But enough about the ITV coverage, back to England… #IREvENG
— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) June 7, 2015
Arguing with your girlfriend about what to watch because 'Teen Mom' is on MTV but she makes you keep watching the England game :(
— TheLADbible (@TheLadBible) June 7, 2015
If they can find enough footage, ITV will be showing the highlights on a Vine. #IREvENG
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 7, 2015
The Antiques Roadshow is on later. It'll be like a drug fuelled Amsterdam rave compared to #IREvENG
— Marc Duffy (@MarcSDuffy) June 7, 2015
Trying to keep my eyes open watching #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/T2QEjW5Gbi
— Spurs News (@Spurs2day) June 7, 2015
3 added minutes of pain for those watching #IREvENG
— BetVictor (@BetVictor) June 7, 2015
FT: Ireland 0-0 England. We're sorry http://t.co/LUqC9uWDCk pic.twitter.com/hOb3ayl4aY
— ITV Football (@itvfootball) June 7, 2015
Wow…I wish I had a time machine and could go back and not watch this boring match #IREvENG
— Sean Lemon (@badman_sean) June 7, 2015
Full Time match report from The Aviva: https://t.co/63K6WsCN20 #IREvENG
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 7, 2015
Let's never speak of this ever again. #IREvENG
— Jim Daly (@jimdalycomedy) June 7, 2015
BREAKING: Jack Grealish has decided to declare for Wales #IREvENG
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 7, 2015
Here are the highlights of today's game…. #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/6G37I3BX7F
— The Galway Player (@GalwayPlayer) June 7, 2015
#IREvENG
After that thriller, I need to keep the excitement at fever pitch.
Think I'll go to the corner & watch the traffic lights change
— Bernie Banter (@bernieforkin) June 7, 2015
Paul Scholes summed up the #IREvENG game perfectly…
pic.twitter.com/v9YKCCLeA4
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) June 7, 2015
Watching the #IREvENG game like… pic.twitter.com/McDV8Qfup8
— Sean O' Donovan (@henriksen1) June 7, 2015
Charlie Austin. #QPR #ROIvEng #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/W8bu6m5vI0
— Football Tips (@footballtips) June 7, 2015
I like watching a game of football on a Sunday afternoon, but I also like having a nap. Luckily, #IrevEng allowed me to do both.
— Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) June 7, 2015
I feel some sympathy for The Other Martin O'Neill, who had to watch that game all the way through #IREvENG @FA @FAI http://t.co/paP9jTIxos
— Martin O'Neill (@martin_oneill) June 7, 2015
FIFA should send every person who watched that #IREvENG snoozathon a tenner compensation. #sauceforgoose
— Danny Kelly (@dannykellywords) June 7, 2015
People's TVs were even threatening to turn off during today's game! #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/jxljnNlMkP
— PL Football (@PLFootballTips) June 7, 2015
What a game that was, the fans definitely got their money's worth. It had everything. I can't wait to watch the highlights.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) June 7, 2015
Right, gonna watch the England v Ireland highlights.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 7, 2015
Done. Not the best game.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 7, 2015
Crowds gathering to watch the Ireland v England highlights tonight… #IREvENG pic.twitter.com/7BkcGN3Vs1
— John Bennett (@JohnBennettBBC) June 7, 2015
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