
Don’t miss our collection of the best football general election jokes after the UK went to the polls in 2015.
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A series of stunning results were more than matched by football fans refusing to forget their favourite sport for a night.
Recounting the story of the vote, these are the best football general election jokes we could find:
Nick Robinson says for all people there's "still a little bit of hope for the side they believe in."
Arsenal fans, he doesn't mean you.
— Kelvin Barker (@ChelseaKelv) May 7, 2015
Nick Robinson's Sean Dyche impression isn't bad.
— No Nay Never (@NoNayNeverNet) May 7, 2015
@Chris_Stark just seen Odemwingie in the Downing Street car park…
— Michael Kennoy (@michaelkennoy) May 7, 2015
#ExitPolls suggessting that #ICTFC are just a couple of points from making Europe….first count due in at 4:45pm on Saturday from Dundee.
— Official ICTFC (@ICTFC) May 7, 2015
We're 1-0 up…we need #Mourinho now not #EdMiliband #ELECTION2015 #GE2015
— Paul Hoskisson (@PaulHoskisson) May 7, 2015
This #GE2015 coverage could do with Jeff stelling
— Shane Levitt (@SL110587) May 7, 2015
Labour winning 2-0. But we know that 2-0 is a dangerous scoreline #GE2015
— Ian Stone (@iandstone) May 7, 2015
Sounds like once again Newcastle lose a derby to Sunderland. All the tools and no idea. #GE2015
— Roberto Kusabbi (@RKTweets) May 7, 2015
3-0.
Park the bus, Ed, park the bus.
#Labour #GE2015
— Blob (@AtheistBlobfish) May 7, 2015
Ed Miliband right now… #GE2015 pic.twitter.com/oroHsw2mM6
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) May 7, 2015
3-0 and you fucked it up #GE2015
— Richard Sillett (@SillettTillIDie) May 7, 2015
The Lib Dems are going to end up dropping out of the top four and having to mess around in the Europa League.
— Sunday League FC (@SundayLeagueFC) May 7, 2015
No surprise that #UKIP votes are so high in Manchester with foreigners like Di María and Falcao stealing a living. #GE2015
— Sunday League FC (@SundayLeagueFC) May 7, 2015
The lib dems have crumbled quicker than our title challenges
— great character x (@ThoseScouseLads) May 8, 2015
And Villa might win the FA Cup.. > RT @Mirror_Editor: Labour could be right
- the exit poll may well be wrong!!
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 8, 2015
this is like a crap version of transfer deadline day #bbcelections2015
— pascal (@pascalrisi) May 8, 2015
"Yes….yes, I *can* confirm that Del Boy has just fallen through the bar. Unbelievable, Jeff." #GE2015 pic.twitter.com/ut7fMNfdWB
— Neal Rafferty (@Nealraff) May 8, 2015
This result is killing me just now.
I've got #SNP to win and both teams to score on my coupon. Need a goal from somewhere. #GE2015
— Grant G Smith (@GGS80) May 8, 2015
BREAKING: Ed Balls installed as 2nd favourite to replace John Carver at Newcastle.
— Coral (@Coral) May 8, 2015