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Don’t miss our collection of the best football general election jokes after the UK went to the polls in 2015.

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A series of stunning results were more than matched by football fans refusing to forget their favourite sport for a night.

Recounting the story of the vote, these are the best football general election jokes we could find:

Nick Robinson says for all people there's "still a little bit of hope for the side they believe in." Arsenal fans, he doesn't mean you.

— Kelvin Barker (@ChelseaKelv) May 7, 2015

Nick Robinson's Sean Dyche impression isn't bad.

— No Nay Never (@NoNayNeverNet) May 7, 2015

@Chris_Stark just seen Odemwingie in the Downing Street car park…

— Michael Kennoy (@michaelkennoy) May 7, 2015

#ExitPolls suggessting that #ICTFC are just a couple of points from making Europe….first count due in at 4:45pm on Saturday from Dundee.

— Official ICTFC (@ICTFC) May 7, 2015

We're 1-0 up…we need #Mourinho now not #EdMiliband #ELECTION2015 #GE2015

— Paul Hoskisson (@PaulHoskisson) May 7, 2015

This #GE2015 coverage could do with Jeff stelling

— Shane Levitt (@SL110587) May 7, 2015

Labour winning 2-0. But we know that 2-0 is a dangerous scoreline #GE2015

— Ian Stone (@iandstone) May 7, 2015

Sounds like once again Newcastle lose a derby to Sunderland. All the tools and no idea. #GE2015

— Roberto Kusabbi (@RKTweets) May 7, 2015

3-0. Park the bus, Ed, park the bus. #Labour #GE2015

— Blob (@AtheistBlobfish) May 7, 2015

Ed Miliband right now… #GE2015 pic.twitter.com/oroHsw2mM6

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) May 7, 2015

3-0 and you fucked it up #GE2015

— Richard Sillett (@SillettTillIDie) May 7, 2015

The Lib Dems are going to end up dropping out of the top four and having to mess around in the Europa League.

— Sunday League FC (@SundayLeagueFC) May 7, 2015

No surprise that #UKIP votes are so high in Manchester with foreigners like Di María and Falcao stealing a living. #GE2015

— Sunday League FC (@SundayLeagueFC) May 7, 2015

The lib dems have crumbled quicker than our title challenges

— great character x (@ThoseScouseLads) May 8, 2015

And Villa might win the FA Cup.. > RT @Mirror_Editor: Labour could be right - the exit poll may well be wrong!!

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 8, 2015

this is like a crap version of transfer deadline day #bbcelections2015

— pascal (@pascalrisi) May 8, 2015

"Yes….yes, I *can* confirm that Del Boy has just fallen through the bar. Unbelievable, Jeff." #GE2015 pic.twitter.com/ut7fMNfdWB

— Neal Rafferty (@Nealraff) May 8, 2015

This result is killing me just now. I've got #SNP to win and both teams to score on my coupon. Need a goal from somewhere. #GE2015

— Grant G Smith (@GGS80) May 8, 2015

BREAKING: Ed Balls installed as 2nd favourite to replace John Carver at Newcastle.

— Coral (@Coral) May 8, 2015