The best Falcao jokes after striker’s comical Chelsea debut

Twitter cracks wise as Colombian stinks out Wembley.

Radamel Falcao (foreground) is the star of the best Falcao jokes
HOW NOW? Falcao (Image: @cfcunofficial/Chelsea Debs)

Sift through the best Radamel Falcao jokes that Twitter had to offer following the Colombian’s distinctly underwhelming Chelsea debut during yesterday’s Charity Shield.

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Falcao emerged as a second-half substitute but was unable to prevent his side losing 1-0 to Arsenal, not least when his attempt at an overhead kick met with thin air.

Slipping and sliding all over a Wembley surface described as “a disaster” by Blues boss José Mourinho, Falcao looked no more likely to score a goal than he did during his unsuccessful stint at Manchester United last season.

He may look a pale imitation of his former self, but at least some good came of it all – dig these Falcao jokes…

Love @FALCAO new boots….. pic.twitter.com/GJi7WMZe8H

— United Issue (@UnitedIssue) August 2, 2015

Falcao's agent is the real VIP. Dude can sell sand in the desert.

— Ngugy Evans (@NgugyEvans) August 3, 2015

falcao new haircut was to confuse us and think he is aguero…

— East africa finest (@forzakangara) August 3, 2015

Falcao with a sight of goal pic.twitter.com/199titQ3eN

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 2, 2015

"What did you think of Falcao's performance today?" https://t.co/7TTgI1hseu

— Georgie Porgie (@FutbolSloth) August 2, 2015

A little reminder of Falcao's highlights from last season #CommunityShield https://t.co/W6bALhbM1Z

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) August 2, 2015

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