Sift through the best Radamel Falcao jokes that Twitter had to offer following the Colombian’s distinctly underwhelming Chelsea debut during yesterday’s Charity Shield.
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Falcao emerged as a second-half substitute but was unable to prevent his side losing 1-0 to Arsenal, not least when his attempt at an overhead kick met with thin air.
Slipping and sliding all over a Wembley surface described as “a disaster” by Blues boss José Mourinho, Falcao looked no more likely to score a goal than he did during his unsuccessful stint at Manchester United last season.
He may look a pale imitation of his former self, but at least some good came of it all – dig these Falcao jokes…
Love @FALCAO new boots….. pic.twitter.com/GJi7WMZe8H
— United Issue (@UnitedIssue) August 2, 2015
Falcao's agent is the real VIP. Dude can sell sand in the desert.
— Ngugy Evans (@NgugyEvans) August 3, 2015
falcao new haircut was to confuse us and think he is aguero…
— East africa finest (@forzakangara) August 3, 2015
Falcao with a sight of goal pic.twitter.com/199titQ3eN
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 2, 2015
"What did you think of Falcao's performance today?" https://t.co/7TTgI1hseu
— Georgie Porgie (@FutbolSloth) August 2, 2015
A little reminder of Falcao's highlights from last season #CommunityShield https://t.co/W6bALhbM1Z
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) August 2, 2015
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