A selection of the best David Moyes assault jokes after the former Manchester United manager was investigated by the police following a “minor scuffle” at a wine bar in Lancashire.
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Officers were called to the Emporium bar in Clitheroe at about 22:00 BST on Wednesday following reports a 23-year-old man had been assaulted.
Lancashire Police said the man had not needed hospital treatment.
A spokesman said officers were looking into “differing accounts” of what happened and no-one had been arrested.
The scuffle happened outside the Emporium, a spokesman for the bar said.
Hence, the David Moyes assault jokes…
Startling image of David Moyes' arrest. pic.twitter.com/iAXRXveScs
— pauliegunn (@PaulGunning1) May 22, 2014
SSN reaction to David Moyes' fight pic.twitter.com/EBmNqoCkct
— Tim Bolton (@timbolton1) May 22, 2014
Moyes at the Wine bar pic.twitter.com/AMYxnhUOM4
— SM (@stevounited) May 22, 2014
RT: @BBCBreaking "New CCTV Images, moments before David Moyes alleged attack in a lancashire wine bar" pic.twitter.com/wwkT0nCTQC
— AOA (@AllOutttaAngst) May 22, 2014
David Moyes finally learns how to attack!
— Footy Laughs (@FootyLaughs) May 22, 2014
Sounds like David Moyes is in a spot of bother. Our job now is to get behind our old manager.
— pauliegunn (@PaulGunning1) May 22, 2014
Just when you thought David Moyes couldn't break any more records this year, he's after one more – A criminal record! pic.twitter.com/puGVvY8hcz
— Premier League Jokes (@PL_Jokes) May 22, 2014
David Moyes being investigated for assault? Can't be right, he doesn't beat anyone pic.twitter.com/dnz4V0yixW
— 888sport (@888sport) May 22, 2014
David Moyes finally learns how to attack! #stolen #mufc pic.twitter.com/hRkfAHokmN
— mt Manchester United (@mt_foxx) May 22, 2014
The CCTV footage of David Moyes’ fight has been released!… http://t.co/q2hpPfhyHy
— Footy Laughs (@FootyLaughs) May 22, 2014
David Moyes is being investigated over an allegation he assaulted a man in a wine bar. And people think he's not ready for the celtic job…
— Sickipedia Official (@sickipedia) May 22, 2014
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