The best David Luiz jokes & tweets after Brazil 1-7 Germany

Brazil star's misguidedly gung-ho performance catches eyes of peanut gallery.

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Break out the David Luiz jokes!

He may be the world’s most expensive ever defender, but his misguidedly gung-ho performance in Brazil’s 1-7 World Cup semi-final defeat to Germany last night served as a sad end to a previously heroic tournament for the new Paris Saint-Germain signing.


As ever, Twitter was on hand firing off zingers well into the night…

Here they are, the best David Luiz jokes & tweets after Brazil 1-7 Germany:

Fred and David Luiz plan on a swift getaway from Belo Horizonte #Brazil #BRAGER pic.twitter.com/Ho654w8kRo

— Paul Edwards (@pjeuk) July 8, 2014

PSG owners searching for David Luiz receipt pic.twitter.com/FS3JrVisCT

— BigPapa (@BigPapaAMIR) July 8, 2014

"Oi Phil, how many positions did David Luiz try and play tonight?" #BRA pic.twitter.com/87qDY48JLc

— TNN Africa (@Trending_NewsNG) July 8, 2014

David Luiz speaking to the Brazilian press. pic.twitter.com/uWzPEykDCH

— World Cup 2014 (@FifaWorIdCup_14) July 8, 2014

Just saw David Luiz at Moorgate tube station. He looked gutted. #BRA vs #GER pic.twitter.com/K6JURsMNU0

— Spencer FC (@SpencerOwen) July 8, 2014

I haven't seen David Luiz this upset since Bart and Lisa got him sent to prison.

— Wayne (@waynedunn91) July 8, 2014

Everyone's harping on about David Luiz's positional sense. Nyron Nosworthy once conceded a corner from the opposition half, for God's sake

— Roker Report (@RokerReport) July 8, 2014

Fears grow for David Luiz after Brazil's fall from grace pic.twitter.com/doywbKgd0e

— Steve Anglesey (@sanglesey) July 8, 2014

May I be the 1576th person to make the David Luiz Sideshow Bob rake joke #WorldCup #BrazilvsGermany http://t.co/AEgZZYVYqn

— Daniel Bettridge (@DanielBettridge) July 8, 2014

Even Getty Images were cracking wise…

Looks like David Luiz is trying to keep up and count all seven of the #GER goals today. pic.twitter.com/Ok3QpCWoZw

— Getty Images Sport (@GettySport) July 8, 2014

.@DavidLuiz_4. You should watch the 1994 WC Final. See Franco Baresi – he's playing the position known as "defender": http://t.co/DNjgDLmPL6

— Library of Football (@MueFootballHist) July 8, 2014

Fair play to David Luiz, he did point accusingly at the sky at the final whistle. #consistent #trylookingatyourdumbfeetforanswersdavid

— Harpo (@nmdave) July 8, 2014

David Luiz just provided the best argument against Christianity since Darwin.

— Andy West (@andywest01) July 8, 2014

Now, a cheeky poke at his consoling of James Rodríguez after the 2-1 quarter-finals win over Colombia, in which he scored the winner with a stunning free-kick…

david luiz rite now pic.twitter.com/uXbsKg461N

— ITK Agent Didìer (@ITKDidier) July 8, 2014

And finally, for your delectation, a misguided prediction…

David Luiz will drive Brazil to victory tonight. He’s been my star of this World Cup. Such passion/commitment/determination. #BRAvGER

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) July 8, 2014