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The best #DareToZlatan Ibrahimović answers from Twitter Q&A

The best and most ridiculous answers from the crazed Zlatan Ibrahimović's #DareToZlatan Twitter Q&A.

The best #DareToZlatan Ibrahimović answers from this man's Twitter Q&A
ZLATAN: Answered questions (Image: Football.ua)

The #DareToZlatan Ibrahimović Q&A took Twitter by storm on Monday and these are the most ridiculous answers from the crazed Swedish international.

The day before the fun was due to begin, the player even requested Twitter “please change rules for Zlatan” since “Zlatan needs more than 140 characters”.

Don’t miss the best #DareToZlatan Ibrahimović answers below:

Your days of playing it safe are nearly over. Tomorrow you will know how to Zlatan like Zlatan #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/GhRYzxIYbv

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 9, 2014

Hi @Twitter. For tomorrow Zlatan needs more than 140 characters. Please change rules for Zlatan #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 9, 2014

Need help to ZLATAN? Learn to take the risks that make legends. Ask questions. Learn the ways. #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/4CLjuUoqe2

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Dear @EdgleyLFC. Daring to Zlatan is easy. Start by trying moves that can’t be done. Keep trying until you are Zlatan. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Zlatan applauds the number of times you got Zlatan into one sentence, @jflint91. Always do what others don't have guts to try. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

There are 2 things Zlatan cannot do @at_sunshine. One is be predictable. The other is a step-under. But Zlatan is practising. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Am I mad @bailofwz? Would a sane man try a 32 yard overhead kick in an international match? #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Hey, @Areeb23. Learn to unlearn the word ‘safe’. Because if you don’t know what it means you can’t play it. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Dear @ArmouredGuy, a wise man once said, surprising your opponent is the key to surprising them. That wise man was Zlatan. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Hi @Greg_douglass, failure is the first step to success. The second step is growing a ponytail. #DaretoZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

@MillarHarry Because two Zlatans would just be unfair. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

When the heat becomes unbearable, there’s only one thing to do. Make it hotter.#DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/exVsTqmFWX

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Dear @AmirunSalleh, nothing Zlatan does is easy. That's why Zlatan does it. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Hi @rumadbro00 self-belief leads to self-confidence. Self-confidence leads to self-belief which leads to self-confidence again #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Dear @Khaledsaifi. Zlatan used this simple thought process. #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/zshiqHl9eY

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Fear to Zlatan is like gas to a turbo charged sports car. The more you put in the further you go. #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/rZZGJM5hbs

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Need to impress a scout? Take risks to score great goals. If that doesn't work, try this. #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/gsAxNxQpyh

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

@101greatgoals #DareToZlatan: dare to miss in order to score. Risk to lose in order to win. If in doubt use this. pic.twitter.com/HIrHfMbM9p

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Take risks and surprise your opponents. Once you've done that, send them one of these. #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/59vS2RS3pu

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Yes @Tom_J_Webster. Zlatan is just a human. The same way a great white shark is just a fish. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

@JesperBulykin Fear for breakfast, defenders for lunch, and pickled herring for dinner. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

@NathanBKShanko It does when Zlatan uses it as a blindfold. #DareToZlatan http://t.co/glj5FL1bUs

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

@JordanWilsonn7 The only thing Zlatan can’t do is play it safe in the face of danger. #DareToZlatan http://t.co/AbXM1hBPMc

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

@niallmcg86 Zlatan does score tap ins. From 33 yards. With his heel. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

@christiaaannzz Pressure makes adrenalin. Adrenalin makes performance. Performance makes Zlatan. Zlatan makes grown men cry. #DaretoZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

@MattCrivelli ‘Worst’ isn’t in Zlatan’s vocabulary. Although ‘goal’ is frequently used. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014

Today’s been good. Continue as Zlatan has taught you. If ever in doubt. Use this. #DareToZlatan pic.twitter.com/0Y3jpBnLPE

— Zlatan Ibrahimovic (@Ibra_official) March 10, 2014