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The best Chelsea 3-1 Manchester United jokes

Our favourite Chelsea 3-1 Manchester United jokes as David Moyes and the Premier League champions lose again.

Fred the Red must be upset at all these David Moyes and Chelsea 3-1 Manchester United jokes
Fred… What happened Fred? (Image: Paolo Camera)

It’s that time once more, here are our favourite Chelsea 3-1 Manchester United jokes as David Moyes and the Premier League champions lose again.

This is happening so often now that it’s becoming difficult to distinguish the old from the new and even the bad from the good – but we’ve done our best.

Let these David Moyes jokes and more take you on a journey through the match and beyond.

Presenting… the best Chelsea 3-1 Manchester United jokes:

No Fergie at Stamford Bridge today. He said he's rather stay in Barbados and watch this than Man Utd at the moment… pic.twitter.com/Gy2BXDMmS1

— Coral (@Coral) January 19, 2014

Man Utd fans. It's time once again to join us in the Moyes Prayer pic.twitter.com/WOIzaEWtcB (by @simonhume and me)

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 19, 2014

Bright start from Man Utd, Carrick means business with that beard. pic.twitter.com/DZkImGBoj2

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014

Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/eMZbCrfF7R

— Lucius Maximus (@luciusmaximus) January 19, 2014

FFS Moyes pic.twitter.com/60xkPBM9ur

— DC (@DeanLDN22) January 19, 2014

Hey Moyes, Mourinho is saying good things about you. Any word for him? pic.twitter.com/xAOq6co4cb

— Jamie LFC (@jamie_kop) January 19, 2014

Man Utd dressing room, about 5 mins ago: "What did Sir Alex used to do, lads?" — David Moyes.

— Premier League Jokes (@PL_Jokes) January 19, 2014

United came out early for the 2nd half. I totally understand. There’s only a certain amount of Moyes sobbing into his hands anyone can take.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014

David Moyes reaction to Eto'o's 3rd goal… pic.twitter.com/koM3TSBWvh

— Just Sport (@JustSportZA) January 19, 2014

"Moyes effect" reached Sur Alex pic.twitter.com/7S0Njc0dd0

— Funny Football (@FunnyFootballll) January 19, 2014

It's literally open season on Man U. In football terms we're witnessing that bit of the revolution where this happens pic.twitter.com/Dq2SEnGg7c

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) January 19, 2014

"That could have been you bro!" pic.twitter.com/zDEx32Z5fG

— LADHumour (@LadHumour) January 19, 2014

David Moyes to star in new reality tv show "I'm A Calamity, Get Me Eto'o here"

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) January 19, 2014

What's worse for Moyes, Zaha dominating his daughter or Eto'o dominating his starting eleven?

— Messi Minutes (@MessiMinutes) January 19, 2014

David Moyes… pic.twitter.com/YBl8lJaAwQ

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014

David Moyes turns to the United bench for options… pic.twitter.com/osLTQZuGbT

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014

I whisper ear of Moyes "I think it time for Japanese man of war!" He say "JUST FUCKING SHUT IT SHINJI YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BUGGER!" Racist!

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) January 19, 2014

One for Man Utd Fans pic.twitter.com/yueHZlBwMg

— True Lad (@MyTruelad) January 19, 2014

Hahahahaha!!!! Vidic sent off. Moyes' face: pic.twitter.com/y2apUlfrvq

— Doc (@ManhattanDoc) January 19, 2014

Moyes looked gutted there.. pic.twitter.com/D09KDOgrSf

— Plinkety Plink (@PlinketyPlink) January 19, 2014

Moyes: What are we going to do now, Phil? Neville: Go to McDonalds on the way home? Moyes: Get out of my sight, Phil. Neville: Absolutely.

— Chris Smith (@cdsmith789) January 19, 2014

When you buckle under the weight of carrying Manchester United https://t.co/F94zAZKyDt

— Annie Road (@ThoseScouseLads) January 19, 2014

Another defeat and a miserable walk home for the Man Utd fans.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 19, 2014

BREAKING: Moyes looking to sign 3 new players and 2 new eyebrows. pic.twitter.com/giK6LQG0bC

— Darrell Föard (@darrellfoard) January 19, 2014

Manchester United transfer negotiations https://t.co/97FQzLRSQb

— Kick Arse (@kickarseHD) January 19, 2014

David Moyes didn't waste much time buying a new forward…. #MUFC pic.twitter.com/L09JwvzP5x

— CarefreeYouth (@CarefreeYouth) January 19, 2014

Moyes. pic.twitter.com/qpBj2I95l7

— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) January 19, 2014

#RunMoyesRun pic.twitter.com/EHfuP7JB1H

— Run, Moyes, Run! (@RunMoyesRun) January 19, 2014

LIVE IMAGES of David Moyes pic.twitter.com/QNKSsFSC7P

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) January 19, 2014

this made me chuckle!! #football pic.twitter.com/8kh3tLSu5t

— curtis woodhouse (@woodhousecurtis) January 19, 2014

pic.twitter.com/qRDPJVwDZr

— Rasix (@r4six) January 19, 2014

So many chant of "MOYES OUT…MOYES OUT…MOYES OUT…MOYES OUT" Team bus no usually so noisy!

— Evil Kagawa (@evilkagawa) January 19, 2014

David Moyes' sleeping arrangements for tonight. pic.twitter.com/0HLEttS31R

— Darren (@nsno_83) January 19, 2014

Moyes. pic.twitter.com/JJbvSIz40A

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) January 19, 2014

David Moyes' face. The gif that keeps on giving.

— Musa Okwonga (@Okwonga) January 19, 2014

There's a guy on the Tube in a clown fancy dress costume. Chelsea fans: "Oh, look. There's David Moyes."

— John Cross (@johncrossmirror) January 19, 2014

A recap of how Manchester United's season is going so far: http://t.co/pGVUzpRcw4 pic.twitter.com/o8tykxs10u

— SB Nation (@sbnation) January 19, 2014

BREAKING: Manchester United release their new feature film, available from the megastore on Monday. pic.twitter.com/UcAwhcUQOe

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) January 19, 2014

Another bad day for David Moyes and his #ClassOf14pic.twitter.com/4YoWjHU1db

— Coral (@Coral) January 19, 2014

"Ever see The Beach Boys?" "I saw Mike Love's Beach Boys" "Not the same. Ever beat Man Utd?" "We beat David Moyes Man Utd" Not the same.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) January 19, 2014

Watching Manchester United these days is like seeing the school bully, now working at mcdonalds.

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) January 19, 2014

"They wanted me back this season" pic.twitter.com/kif5jl2y52

— John NOT Terry (@BigJohnTerry) January 19, 2014

Manchester United players start to think of a career change pic.twitter.com/3i7irXdITS

— Silly Football (@SillyFootball) January 19, 2014

BREAKING: Manchester United to change sponsor… pic.twitter.com/MYcgGWndmA

— Premier League Jokes (@PL_Jokes) January 19, 2014

Jose Mourinho – The Special One David Moyes – The Clueless One

— Football Tweets (@FutballTweets) January 19, 2014

Arsene Wenger – Beautiful mind. Jose Mourinho – Intelligent mind. Sir Alex Ferguson – Legendary mind David Moyes – Never mind!

— Football Jokes (@Footy_Jokes) January 19, 2014

Has anyone seen this man? If found please let David Moyes know pic.twitter.com/guuLVMFGFs

— SoccerCoachResource (@SoccerCoachRes) January 19, 2014