The best Aleksandar Kolarov jokes as Man City draw 1-1 at Newcastle

Serbian left-back fails to impress despite claiming assist for Agüero's opener.

There was no shortage of Aleksandar Kolarov jokes despite his assist for Man City's opening goal at Newcastle
CRITICISED: Kolarov (Image: John Urquhart)

Here is a selection of the best Aleksandar Kolarov jokes after his less than impressive performance for Man City in their 1-1 draw at Newcastle.

Despite claiming an assist for Sergio Agüero’s opener, the Serbian left-back struggled to cope with Newcastle’s right-hand side and drew no little criticism from his side’s supporters.

The result leaves City lying 3rd in the Premier League table, five points clear of 5th placed Man Utd in the hunt for Champions League qualification.

Now, as promised, here are the best Aleksandar Kolarov jokes from Newcastle 1-1 Man City:


— BlueMoonRisingTV (@BMRisingTV) April 19, 2016

Here you go Kolarov, in case you missed the memo: pic.twitter.com/KcMHQTvrQQ

— Coral (@Coral) April 19, 2016

Kolarov must be a vampire or sumat cos he's terrified of crosses.

— BlueMoonRisingTV (@BMRisingTV) April 19, 2016

When you're trying to work out the difference between the speed Kolarov runs forward vs the speed he tracks back. pic.twitter.com/MCOndgdrhl

— bet365 (@bet365) April 19, 2016

The speed Kolarov runs forward v the speed he runs back should be the focus of NASA's best men.

— Macca (@The_Paris_Angel) April 19, 2016

Top class defending there Kolarov mate pic.twitter.com/IYzGIFJLQX

— BlueMoonRisingTV (@BMRisingTV) April 19, 2016

Who would've thought that putting our worst defender, Kolarov, up against Newcastle's most in form player in Townsend would be a bad idea

— BlueMoonRisingTV (@BMRisingTV) April 19, 2016

Typical away performance. Caballero would have done a better job than Kolarov.

— City Chief ️ (@City_Chief) April 19, 2016

Would rather play Iheanacho at LB than Kolarov…

— ㅤ (@Beardamendi) April 19, 2016


— ¿Stu (@bloostoo) April 19, 2016

If Kolarov couldn't kick the ball hard and cross pretty well, he'd be playing in Serie B.

— City Watch (@City_Watch) April 19, 2016