As you will already know, Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere was pictured smoking outside a club – naturally, we got thinking on football smoking puns and came up with the following…
Our best and worst ‘football smoking’ puns
Gylfi Cig-urdsson, Tottenham Hotspur
Rickie Lambert and Butler, Southampton
E-Fag Ekoku, ex-Norwich City and Wimbledon
Pipe Guardiola, Bayern Munich manager
Camel Zayatte, ex-Sheffield Wednesday
Lorik Cancer, Lazio
Eric Cancer-na, ex-Leeds United and Manchester United
David Emphy-Seaman, ex-Arsenal
Richard Cough, ex-Everton, Rangers and Tottenham Hotspur
Gauloises Bohinen, ex-Derby County and Nottingham Forest
Steed Marlboro, Lyon
Paul Ro-Benson, Blackburn Rovers
Filter Jagielka, Everton
FC Twenty, Dutch side
Stadium of Lighter, Sunderland’s home ground
Mauricio Packet-ino, Southampton manager
Dirk Snout, Fenerbahçe
Match Le Tissier, ex-Southampton
Tobacco-ry Sagna, Arsenal
Nicotino Asprilla, ex-Newcastle United
Bryan Ruiz-la, Fulham
Damien Snuff, Fulham
Jobi McAsnuff, Reading
Alan McInhale-y, ex-Aston Villa and Celtic
Wes Brown, Sunderland
Raheem Sterling, Liverpool
Richard Dunne-hill, Queens Park Rangers
Edgar Davidoffs, Barnet manager
Craig Cigar-dner, Sunderland
Nathan Richmond, Norwich City
Leroy (May)Fer, Norwich City
Ledley (Super)King, ex-Tottenham Hotspur
Golden Virgi-Nyarko, ex-Everton
Barry SilkCut, renowned football agent
Alan Stubs, ex-Bolton Wanderers, Celtic and Everton
Ashtray Cole, Chelsea
Niemeyer, a Dutch tobacco company and Barcelona/Brazil star
Can you think of any more football/smoking puns? Have your say in that comments thing down there…