So you didn’t get invited to #ColosParty huh? Not to worry! We have all the photos, tweets and jokes right here. You won’t miss a moment of Fabricio Coloccini’s dinner party, attended by the Newcastle players and a host of other stars.
It all started when Shola Ameobi tweeted a few photos of the gathering. The images appear to have captured the imagination of Twitter’s Geordie contingent and have sparked much hilarity.
Check out the best tweets and jokes below:
#colosparty twitter.com/NUFCtoonarmy/s…
— Nas (@NUFCtoonarmy) May 16, 2013
Rafa Benitez asleep at #ColosParty twitter.com/MixerNufc/stat…
— Michael (@MixerNufc) May 16, 2013
In the last hour the party rolled out in to the streets passers by reported jonas going wild #colosparty twitter.com/garyschofield3…
— ?Gaz SaintsRL?NUFC (@garyschofield3) May 16, 2013
Apparently #ColosParty round 2 is after the arsenal match, Gutierrez has made a poster and placed it around st james twitter.com/Ross_Houghton/…
— Ross Houghton (@Ross_Houghton) May 16, 2013
#ColosParty DJ puts on ‘Jump Around’, Cisse’s like “Choooooon!” twitter.com/CharlToon777/s…
— Alan Charlton (@CharlToon777) May 16, 2013
#ColosParty Steve Harper’s been standing behind Shay Given in the queue for the toilet for an hour and 20 minutes now…
— Pabalarrrrrrrrrrrrr! (@CameronHood95) May 15, 2013
There pissed off cos they carnt get in to colo party and mr t is to doorman#colosparty #nufc twitter.com/TOONTRAVEL2/st…
— TOON TRAVEL 2 (@TOONTRAVEL2) May 15, 2013
Andy Carroll turns up wasted #colosparty twitter.com/ToonArmyMIA/st…
— Barry Ameobi (@ToonArmyMIA) May 15, 2013
#colospartyPardew is mortal and dropped the team sheet for Sunday and mr bean realised guitterez is playing. twitter.com/HKAY96/status/…
— hassan khan (@HKAY96) May 15, 2013
que for the toilet at #ColosParty after Cabaye is seen walking in there earlier holding hands with Debuchy twitter.com/JonathanComyn/…
— JonathanComyn (@JonathanComyn) May 15, 2013
#colosparty two crates and a gram of ket later, tiote is determined colo has a swimming pool twitter.com/Jonny_Brennan/…
— Jonny Brennan (@Jonny_Brennan) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Looks who’s arrived after selling his ma’s microwave to afford the taxi fare twitter.com/DanH1892/statu…
— Danny Hays (@DanH1892) May 15, 2013
Guiterez rang up Diego Maradona and he’s popped in with a bit of Benwell chalky for the lads #Colosparty twitter.com/mallmond92/sta…
— Matthew Allmond™ (@mallmond92) May 15, 2013
Romain Amalfitano employs a tactical chunder while Colos cat looks on, wondering if he can eat it. #colosparty twitter.com/TaylorandBesty…
— Taylor and Besty (@TaylorandBesty) May 15, 2013
Jesus Nile! Calm it yeah, no beef here were all mates.. #ColosParty twitter.com/rory_campbell1…
— Rory Obrien Campbell (@rory_campbell1) May 15, 2013
Steven Harper has a few too many and tries taking everyone on #ColosParty twitter.com/ToonArmyMIA/st…
— Barry Ameobi (@ToonArmyMIA) May 15, 2013
Colo starts getting wild in the hot tub and everyone leaves #ColosParty twitter.com/ToonArmyMIA/st…
— Barry Ameobi (@ToonArmyMIA) May 15, 2013
#colosparty Mike Ashley turned up and said ” lick my belly colo this is my party now ” All hell has broke loose twitter.com/HKAY96/status/…
— hassan khan (@HKAY96) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Andy Carroll’s in the garden showing the lads what he can do with a hula hoop. Impressive! twitter.com/NUFC_Lamby/sta…
— Ryan (@NUFC_Lamby) May 15, 2013
Taylor’s started chokeslaming a disabled lad cause he eat he last sausage roll #ColosParty twitter.com/JoshBewickk/st…
— josh bewick (@JoshBewickk) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty the realisation you got told the wrong date for the party #nofriends #nosupport twitter.com/msnufc/status/…
— mark spoors (@msnufc) May 16, 2013
sky sports news are reporting Peter Odemwingie’s turned up at #colosparty hoping to get in uninvited #nufctwitpic.com/cqtapw
— Brett Gardner (@brettjg81) May 15, 2013
Ameobi’s brought his bairn round and all the players are sick of the lad boasting about his new phone #ColosParty twitter.com/RBlack95/statu…
— Ross Black (@RBlack95) May 15, 2013
Davide just been sent down to my shop for more drink for #colosparty Only the best will do Italian… twitter.com/PFBarberAndSho…
— Patrick Forster(@PFBarberAndShop) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Demba tried to get in the house twitter.com/mattyherworth/…
— Matty Herworth (@mattyherworth) May 15, 2013
#colospartyCisse has gotten to drunk and thought “stuff this I’m gan for a dip in the Tyne” twitter.com/HKAY96/status/…
— hassan khan (@HKAY96) May 15, 2013
Who invited him?#ColosParty #nufc twitter.com/NUFC_Stats/sta…
— NUFC Stats (@NUFC_Stats) May 15, 2013
#colospartyThe speakers have went off dont worry though special guest has turned up. twitter.com/HKAY96/status/…
— hassan khan (@HKAY96) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Tiote and Enrique arrive with the drinks after doing a runner twitter.com/GaryMoseley93/…
— Gary Moseley (@GaryMoseley93) May 15, 2013
The stripper never turned up so Ashley stepped in #ColosParty twitter.com/abbeybelll/sta…
— abbeybell (@abbeybelll) May 15, 2013
Di Canio taking the mick out of Anita’s height #ColosParty twitter.com/danyoung96/sta…
— Dan Young (@danyoung96) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty “come on and do the congaaaaa” twitter.com/bethabson/stat…
— Babson (@bethabson) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Andy Carroll and his mates have heard about the party, they’re on their way. twitter.com/LiamJMilburn/s…
— Liam Milburn (@LiamJMilburn) May 15, 2013
Peter Odemwingie spotted outside trying to get into #colosparty twitter.com/ConnorDunlavey…
— Connor Dunlavey (@ConnorDunlavey) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty tiote snorted a line off obertans head twitter.com/BenjaminMould/…
— BenjaminMould (@BenjaminMould) May 15, 2013
Tiotes just double dropped at #ColosParty twitter.com/HodgyLad/statu…
— Harry Hodgson (@HodgyLad) May 15, 2013
Orbertan cowied off his nut #ColosParty twitter.com/mathewwalton/s…
— mathew walton (@mathewwalton) May 15, 2013
Colo’s lost it and got naked, Gutierrez begins to grind #colosparty twitter.com/RossKeith11/st…
— Ross Keith (@RossKeith11) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Tiote’s face has collapsed from all the cowies twitter.com/TioteCheik/sta…
— Sam (@stinkler1021) May 15, 2013
Go home Jonas, you’ve had too much to drink… twitter.com/zOdhraNUFC/sta…
— Odhran (@zOdhraNUFC) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Vurnon Anita arrives with Peter Crouch twitter.com/ebs88/status/3…
— David Ebdale (@ebs88) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Obertan still out in the back garden with his bike trying to reenact the scene from E.T.
— Thomas (@Thomas91nufc) May 16, 2013
#ColosParty All the lads playing “duck duck goose”…Tiote took it a bit far when he couldn’t catch Elliot #NUFC twitter.com/RobFinlay95/st…
— Rob Finlay (@RobFinlay95) May 15, 2013
Obertan has just arrived #ColosParty twitter.com/lpegg1/status/…
— Liam Pegg (@lpegg1) May 15, 2013
You’re too drunk @adamcampbell_ Time for bed pal #ColosParty twitter.com/gallowgateshot…
— GALLOWGATESHOTS (@gallowgateshots) May 15, 2013
Sholas been feeding Obertan some dodgy sniff. #colosparty twitter.com/Ben_Frame/stat…
— Ben Frame (@Ben_Frame) May 15, 2013
main event of the evening, with a ring set up in the back garden Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer begin round 2 #ColosParty twitter.com/MickyJSafc/sta…
— micky jones. (@MickyJSafc) May 15, 2013
Stevie Taylor’s jaw has gone at #ColosParty twitter.com/wylie321/statu…
— Michael Wylie (@wylie321) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty Stevie Taylor had a few WKD’s and things got out of hand fast… twitter.com/Tom_Harra/stat…
— Tom Harrison (@Tom_Harra) May 15, 2013
#colosparty ameobi’s mam turns up and starts wacking them out twitter.com/jamie_best1/st…
— Jamie Best (@jamie_best1) May 15, 2013
Party is in full swing now #ColosParty twitter.com/gallowgateshot…
— GALLOWGATESHOTS (@gallowgateshots) May 15, 2013
Jonas can’t hack the shots of tequila #ColosParty twitter.com/JordanBastow/s…
— JBastow (@JordanBastow) May 15, 2013
Tiote coming out of hospital tomorrow after drinking to much at #colosparty twitter.com/lewiskerr7/sta…
— lew (@lewiskerr7) May 15, 2013
Campbell is getting the new kid treatment #swirly #ColosParty twitter.com/LiamHeale/stat…
— Liam Heale (@LiamHeale) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty some one dared Shola snort a line of sherbet… It wasn’t sherbet! twitter.com/FatCabaye/stat…
— Fat Cabaye (@FatCabaye) May 15, 2013
#ColosParty gazza overdid it on the pre party sunbed and pre drink… twitter.com/mattyherworth/…
— Matty Herworth (@mattyherworth) May 15, 2013
tiote has went off to the bathroom to take selfies twitter.com/Nufcdylan/stat…
— Dylan (@Nufcdylan) May 15, 2013
OBERTAN MANAGED IT!! twitter.com/Thomas91nufc/s…
— Thomas (@Thomas91nufc) May 15, 2013
Simmo challenges tiote to a game of boxing on the Wii, tiote gets abit carried away… twitter.com/bethabson/stat…
— Babson (@bethabson) May 15, 2013
Vernon Anita gans raj in after Colo asked him to take off his banging jacket twitter.com/FatCabaye/stat…
— Fat Cabaye (@FatCabaye) May 15, 2013
#colosparty the lads were cleaning up early following the captains orders, Jonas was allowed a lie in #twoamigos twitter.com/sezluke/status…
— Sarah Luke (@sezluke) May 16, 2013
The morning after #ColosParty Nile Ranger arrives to clean up. twitter.com/leo_wilson1/st…
— Leo Wilson (@leo_wilson1) May 15, 2013