Chelsea stalwart John Terry has once again lifted a major European trophy (this time the Europa League) in his match day strip after missing the final game – so, understandably, you want more John Terry full kit jokes.
Missing the final does not stop a man like Terry celebrating a major continental cup win in style with the rest of the Chelsea gang.
And following his team’s Europa League win on Wednesday night against Benfica thanks to a late Ivanović winner, Terry was there again – in his full Chelsea FC kit, complete with boots labelled “Amsterdam” and shin pads.
Some say it’s the rules, some say he is a full kit cock, but others can enjoy it for what it is – slightly funny.
See the best John Terry full kit jokes below:
So Chelsea have given John Terry the night off in Amsterdam. Good plan that…
— 101 Great Goals (@101greatgoals) May 15, 2013
EXCLUSIVE: John Terry delighted after just arriving in Amsterdam for the Europa League final! twitter.com/paddypower/sta…
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 14, 2013
John Terry is not fit for tonight’s final. He picked up a groin injury whilst visiting the Red Light District in Amsterdam last night.
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) May 15, 2013
If you missed the news, John Terry doesn’t start tonight. This, of course, has made no difference whatsoever to his kit preparation.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013
“Terry ruled out of final with ankle injury”Thank god it wasn’t his wrist otherwise he would struggle to lift the trophy after the match.
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) May 15, 2013
We go 1/3 that John Terry will pick up the Europa League trophy in full Chelsea Kit tonight! pdy.pr/82RDwB twitter.com/paddypower/sta…
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013
Apparently, John Terry spent £45 on a replica Benfica shirt just in case they won.
— Now Football (@Now__Football) May 15, 2013
BREAKING: John Terry spotted changing into his full Chelsea kit.
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 15, 2013
*Que the John Terry full kit celebration* twitter.com/rioferby5/stat…
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferby5) May 15, 2013
John terry ready to lift the trophy lol twitter.com/Richard20logan…
— Richard Logan (@Richard20logan) May 15, 2013
well done John Terry. Who has replaced Mark Lawrenson as the most ridiculous shirt wearer in football
— Richard cracknell (@crackersTHFC) May 15, 2013
The last time John Terry got changed that quickly was when he heard Wayne Bridge’s car pull into the driveway.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013
John Terry changes into his kit quicker than Clark Kent.
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) May 15, 2013
As soon as ivanovic scored Terry went through a revolving door in his suit and came round in his strip #Superman
— Iaido Lyldo Jr. (@Iainlyle_) May 16, 2013
Isn’t John Terry a little bit too old to be a Chelsea mascot?
— Mark Ogden (@MOgdenTelegraph) May 15, 2013
Did John Terry have his kit under his suit ??
— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) May 15, 2013
By the time Terry gets up there Platini will be in the full France 84 kit to show he’s in the spirit of it all
— Darren Fletcher (@DFletcherSport) May 15, 2013
Another reason for Chelsea jubilation as John Terry becomes the fastest man in the world to change from a suit into full football kit.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013
John Terry has officially become a parody of himself twitter.com/liam_tomkins/s…
— Liam Tomkins (@liam_tomkins) May 15, 2013
Somebody has won a trophy?! Quick somebody photoshop a picture of John Terry lifting the… Oh wait… twitter.com/scouserlaura/s…
— Laura (@scouserlaura) May 15, 2013
FACT: Man of the match has been confirmed as John Terry. #EuropaLeagueFinal
— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) May 15, 2013
To be honest I didn’t catch the match til last 5 mins. Looks like John Terry Man of Match? Armband, socks down below Shinpads.
— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) May 15, 2013
Why does John Terry have to put the kit on? Who is he planning on showing the pictures to that won’t know he didn’t play?
— Adam Leventhal (@AdamLeventhal) May 15, 2013
John Terry is making a habit of this…. let the others win the game, put your kit on and go get the trophy when the games done ??
— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) May 15, 2013
I bet John Terry is glad chelsea won, he would have looked out of place lifting the trophy with the Benfica lot.
— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) May 15, 2013
Rafa Benitez deserves a lot of credit for last night, what a shame John Terry has taken it all…
— Stupid Football (@StupidFootball) May 16, 2013
Can’t believe it. Just made myself a coffee, then John Terry ran in, lifted up the cup and claimed credit
— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) May 16, 2013
.@bbclamacqshow round table on @bbc6music 2day. Think John Terry is on with me. Hasn’t heard the tunes, but giving marks out of 10 anyway ;)
— Colin Murray (@ColinMurray) May 16, 2013
Been asked about John Terry joining Chelsea Europa League celebration ti lift the trophy. View here purely my own. Felt it was embarrassing.
— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) May 16, 2013
Please God, let Bonnie Tyler win Eurovision on Saturday. Then we’ll see what John Terry is made of.
— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) May 16, 2013
John Terry twitter.com/GeniusFootball…
— Genius Football (@GeniusFootball) May 14, 2013
Did anyone think Sir Lord King John of Terry wasn’t gonna get fully kitted under-armoured shinpad booted vicks and deep heated up to lift it
— Rowan Vine (@aslrowanvine) May 15, 2013
John Terry is the first man to celebrate winning the Europa League, Champions League, Ryder Cup & Tour de France in the same year.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) May 15, 2013
Poor John Terry … Gets his kit off and gets pelters … Puts it on, gets even more#FullKitWanker
— Richard cracknell (@crackersTHFC) May 15, 2013
BREAKING NEWS: John Terry just heard a rumour that England will win the 1st Test – #AlwaysBePrepared twitter.com/BetVictor/stat…
— BetVictor (@BetVictor) May 16, 2013
Just seen John Terry coming out of Sports Direct, with a Dortmund kit and Bayern kit, ready for next weeks final.#FullKitWanker
— Mick Johnson (@MickJonno) May 16, 2013
After Chelsea’s Europa League triumph, @telegraphsport revisit John Terry’s finest moments soa.li/if7lqeF twitter.com/Telegraph/stat…
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) May 16, 2013
Recording for CBeeBies today. Only doing ‘the voice’ of a parrot, but considering dressing up in full feather regalia to honour John Terry.
— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) May 16, 2013
John Terry wins the Europa Cup … in injury time!twitpic.com/cqxv2q
— BeCo (@BeCo74) May 16, 2013
John terry twitter.com/Mussiek1/statu…
— Moss_MUFC ? (@Mussiek1) May 15, 2013
John Terry showing his support at President Obama’s inauguration. (Couldn’t help myself.) twitpic.com/cqt116
— Awesomocity0 (@Awesomocity0) May 15, 2013
John Terry is at it again… #photobomb twitpic.com/cqsywx
— Simon Brindle (@IamSimonBrindle) May 15, 2013
John Terry #CFC #EuropaLeague #FullKitWanker twitter.com/Dom_Southern/s…
— Dom Southern (@Dom_Southern) May 15, 2013
….and in lest we forgot, John Terry parking in a disabled bay! twitter.com/Unnamedinsider…
— Unnamed Insider (@Unnamedinsider) May 15, 2013