These are the latest Daniel Sturridge injured jokes after the news broke that he would not be in tonight’s Liverpool squad for their Europa League clash with Bordeaux after suffering yet another problem in preparation for the game.
Reportedly set for his first start under new manager Jürgen Klopp, the injury-prone striker has been ruled out after complaining of discomfort in his foot earlier today.
Used to this by now, many fans made light of the matter with more Daniel Sturridge injured jokes:
@LFC @girondins is sturridge dead again?
— Mohamed Atef (@TypicalAtef) November 26, 2015
Sturridge getting out of bed this morning https://t.co/NecNH4YjYz
— The Anfield Talk (@TheAnfieldTalk) November 26, 2015
I see Daniel Sturridge is out again.
Some players are still struggling to come to terms with my departure it seems.
— Deluded Brendan (@DeludedBrendan) November 26, 2015
Sturridge is injured. In other news, water is wet, Manchester is blue, and grass is green
— ⠀ (@DareToHart) November 26, 2015
Daniel Sturridge in 2015…
Goals – 6
Injuries – 7 pic.twitter.com/jPaMipF5j9
— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) November 26, 2015
Daniel Sturridge at Liverpool:
70 games played
68 games missed due to injury pic.twitter.com/DmAU9BWbh3
— Jurgen Klopp (@ItsJurgenKlopp) November 26, 2015
Sturridge out after he dropped a Quaver on his foot. 6 weeks I reckon.
— Gary Mc (@GaryMc75) November 26, 2015
We will never see Sturridge play for Liverpool again and that is a scientific fact.
— Andrew Spark (@Smashworld) November 26, 2015
Sturridge has picked up 17 injuries after 72 Liverpool matches, working out at 4.24 games per injury.
— Sport Witness (@Sport_Witness) November 26, 2015
I am D. O. N. E. With Daniel Sturridge and his inability to stay fit. He gets injured thinking about getting injured. #LFC
— Nic 'Hacksaw' Mason (@MrNickMason) November 26, 2015
Daniel Sturridge has just rang me
He promises he will be fit for Christmas
Jurgen believe he is liar pic.twitter.com/e3M1kgL6P3
— Comical Klopp (@comicalklopp) November 26, 2015
Safe to say that Sturridge is making Darren Anderton resemble a legendary Trojan warrior!
— Anfield Talk (@Anfield_Talk) November 26, 2015
Sturridge believed to be training on his own, on a small green plinth #sturridge #YNWA pic.twitter.com/2hskQcr5nC
— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) November 26, 2015
Sturridge with the medical staff earlier today. pic.twitter.com/Jg6AbFcsYu
— Anfield Hub (@AnfieldHub) November 26, 2015
Daniel Sturridge might as well apply for a disabled parking badge at this point
— The_Lil_Magician (@Lil_Magician10) November 26, 2015
The life of Daniel Sturridge pic.twitter.com/vSYyGsm5lc
— ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐TraLaLaLaLa (@MartyMcFlyLFC) November 26, 2015
Daniel Sturridge is illumanati.
— The Anfield Chat (@TheAnfieldChat) November 26, 2015
Daniel Sturridge. https://t.co/8KUo14QwWy
— The Anfield Chat (@TheAnfieldChat) November 26, 2015
What even is a Sturridge?
— Matthew Ordish (@AnfieldMatt) November 26, 2015
The last time Sturridge was fit pic.twitter.com/KTTij5xofw
— Kent Riley (@Kentriley) November 26, 2015
Daniel Sturridge now being sponsored by TAMPAX! "In for a week out for a month" ha ha
— Edward Byrne (@Eddiebyrne) November 26, 2015
Sturridge might aswell start working on a mixtape
— Bishal Prada (@TheAriesB) November 26, 2015