
Happy Valentine’s Day, Burpareenos! Have some football Valentine’s Day puns that we brainstormed just now…
Football Valentine’s Day Puns
Tim Flowers, former Blackburn Rovers goalkeeper
Joe Hart, Manchester City goalkeeper
Danny Rose, Tottenham Hotspur defender
Vágner Love, Shandong Luneng striker
Carl Court, former Newcastle United and Wimbledon striker
Frank Rij-card, former Barcelona and Holland manager
Fitz Hall(mark), Watford defender
Albert Ferrer(o Rocher), former Chelsea defender
Yaya/Kolo (Milk Tray)-ore
Bastian Sch-wine-steiger, Bayern Munich
A meal Heskey, former England striker
Martin Dahlin(g), former Blackburn Rovers and Sweden striker
Pascal Cygan-ificant Other, former Arsenal defender
Sweety Camara, former Liverpool and West Ham United striker
Kern Cupid, Trinidad and Tobago defender
Can you think of any football Valentine’s Day puns that we missed? Drop us a line in the comments thingy, downwards!