Happy Valentine’s Day, Burpareenos! Have some football Valentine’s Day puns that we brainstormed just now…

Football Valentine’s Day Puns

Tim Flowers, former Blackburn Rovers goalkeeper

Joe Hart, Manchester City goalkeeper

Danny Rose, Tottenham Hotspur defender

Vágner Love, Shandong Luneng striker

Carl Court, former Newcastle United and Wimbledon striker

Frank Rij-card, former Barcelona and Holland manager

Fitz Hall(mark), Watford defender

Albert Ferrer(o Rocher), former Chelsea defender

Yaya/Kolo (Milk Tray)-ore

Bastian Sch-wine-steiger, Bayern Munich

A meal Heskey, former England striker

Martin Dahlin(g), former Blackburn Rovers and Sweden striker

Pascal Cygan-ificant Other, former Arsenal defender

Sweety Camara, former Liverpool and West Ham United striker

Kern Cupid, Trinidad and Tobago defender

Can you think of any football Valentine’s Day puns that we missed? Drop us a line in the comments thingy, downwards!