Koke delighted headline-writers everywhere by scoring a Champions League winner for Atlético Madrid against Barcelona, and we couldn’t resist thinking up some football drinks puns in his honour.
As usual we put it out there on our Facebook page, so thanks to the following for their contributions:
Adam Kops, Skelt Owen Hmrt, Ben White, Jack Wake-Walker, Alexei Slater, Alex Moore, Ben White, Peter Stilwell
Aaaand let’s pun…
Pepsi Guardiola, Bayern Munich manager
Matt Le Tizer, ex-Southampton
Vincent Tango, Cardiff City owner
Cola Touré, Liverpool
Nigel Reo-Coker Cola, ex-Aston Villa and West Ham United
Ian Sprite, ex-Arsenal
Peter Lilt-on ex-England goalkeeper
Milky Mackay, ex-Cardiff City manager
Tony Coffee, ex-Everton and West Ham United
Olivier Beer-hoff, ex-Germany
Ricardo Vaz Tea, West Ham United
Juicy Jääskeläinen, West Ham United
John O’J, Sunderland
Nikica Stella-vic, Hull City
Sami IPA, ex-Liverpool defender and Bayer Leverkusen manager
Ben Fosters, West Bromwich Albion
Ashley Young’s, Manchester United
David Gin-ola, ex-Newcastle United and Tottenham Hotspur
Wine-ston Bogarde, ex-Chelsea
Shane Long Island Iced Tea, Hull City
Steven Pienaar Colada, Everton
Crème de Casillas, Real Madrid
Bacardi Sagna, Arsenal
Gary M-abbot Ale, ex-Tottenham Hotspur
Juan Mate, Manchester United
Can you think of any football drink puns we missed? Tweet us, innit.