
Discover the #101ThingsAlanPardewDoes hashtag. Find out exactly what type of man Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew is and what he gets up to in his spare time.
After Newcastle’s 0-4 home defeat at the hands of Tottenham on Wednesday night, Pardew was soon trending on Twitter in the UK.
Get inside his mind…
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes takes all the complimentary tea and coffee sachets from hotel rooms
— Julie Mack (@Lingwingwang) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Goes through every Coca Cola bottle in Asda in search of one with "Pards" on
— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014
#101thingsalanpardewdoes puts his Farm Foods shopping in a Sports Direct bag-for-life
— Elizabeth Poulter (@LizPoulter) February 12, 2014
#101ThingsAlanPardewdoes orders a round of drinks and asks for the Guinness last
— Mister Ron (@Angriffhund) February 12, 2014
#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes asks if his male family members are "a thigh or breast man?" then winks when carving a Sunday lunch
— Joe Haynes (@JH90__) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Throws bread on other caravaners roofs at night so the seagulls wake them up nice and early the next morning
— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014
#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes
Puts his tie around his head at wedding parties.
— GallowgateShots™ (@gallowgateshots) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Puts a quid on the pool table as soon as he walks in a pub & says "I`ll play the winner"
— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes says ‘they were stuck together’ has he takes 10 of your midget gems
— Dönuts (@MmmD0nuts) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Puts a quid on the pool table as soon as he walks in a pub & says "I`ll play the winner"
— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014
#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes
Puts his Tomato sauce in the fridge.
— GallowgateShots™ (@gallowgateshots) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Leans over the counter and steals a chip from his order before the woman gets chance to wrap them
— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes shouts 'ooooh have one for me ' when his neighbour tells him that he's going to the pub
— rod gill (@rodgill72) February 12, 2014
#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes insists his friends kids call him ‘uncle Alan'
— Callum Kane (@CallumKane__) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes drapes a jumper over his chambray shirt as he walks into a gastropub
— DUCK MAGAZINE (@DUCKmagstoke) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Takes his shoes off on the dancefloor then kneels on them and pretends he`s a dwarf
— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014
Gets his nephew to pull his finger before farting and then laughing tremendously
— Neil (@SmileSisyphus) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Leans over the counter and steals a chip from his order before the woman gets chance to wrap them
— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014
Puts his own salt n vinegar on in the chippy
— A Clockwork Kumquat (@TonySheridan76) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Reverses his car into a space using one hand like he's driving a tractor
— Neil (@SmileSisyphus) February 12, 2014
Pays for something with the right money and says "keep the change" #101ThingsAlanPardewdoes
— Neil (@nellyweather) February 12, 2014
puts his left arm around the passenger seat when reversing.
— Gino Ginelli (@carpark_dave) February 12, 2014
#101thingsAlanPardewDoes Nothing tops this. pic.twitter.com/tY0r3dkB01
— David Norris (@Nozza_) February 13, 2014
Says "Good morning, or should I say, good afternoon" to his teenage son who has slept in late.
— Leon Wilson (@cornblow) February 13, 2014