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#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes

Discover #101ThingsAlanPardewDoes. Find out what type of man Newcastle manager Alan Pardew is and what he gets up to in his spare time.

#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes gives us an insight into what type of man Newcastle Alan Pardew is
101 THINGS: Pards (Image: Brian Minkoff-London Pixels)

Discover the #101ThingsAlanPardewDoes hashtag. Find out exactly what type of man Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew is and what he gets up to in his spare time.

After Newcastle’s 0-4 home defeat at the hands of Tottenham on Wednesday night, Pardew was soon trending on Twitter in the UK.

Get inside his mind…

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes takes all the complimentary tea and coffee sachets from hotel rooms

— Julie Mack (@Lingwingwang) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Goes through every Coca Cola bottle in Asda in search of one with "Pards" on

— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014

#101thingsalanpardewdoes puts his Farm Foods shopping in a Sports Direct bag-for-life

— Elizabeth Poulter (@LizPoulter) February 12, 2014

#101ThingsAlanPardewdoes orders a round of drinks and asks for the Guinness last

— Mister Ron (@Angriffhund) February 12, 2014

#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes asks if his male family members are "a thigh or breast man?" then winks when carving a Sunday lunch

— Joe Haynes (@JH90__) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Throws bread on other caravaners roofs at night so the seagulls wake them up nice and early the next morning

— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014

#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes Puts his tie around his head at wedding parties.

— GallowgateShots™ (@gallowgateshots) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Puts a quid on the pool table as soon as he walks in a pub & says "I`ll play the winner"

— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes says ‘they were stuck together’ has he takes 10 of your midget gems

— Dönuts (@MmmD0nuts) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Puts a quid on the pool table as soon as he walks in a pub & says "I`ll play the winner"

— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014

#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes Puts his Tomato sauce in the fridge.

— GallowgateShots™ (@gallowgateshots) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Leans over the counter and steals a chip from his order before the woman gets chance to wrap them

— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes shouts 'ooooh have one for me ' when his neighbour tells him that he's going to the pub

— rod gill (@rodgill72) February 12, 2014

#101ThingsAlanPardewDoes insists his friends kids call him ‘uncle Alan'

— Callum Kane (@CallumKane__) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes drapes a jumper over his chambray shirt as he walks into a gastropub

— DUCK MAGAZINE (@DUCKmagstoke) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Takes his shoes off on the dancefloor then kneels on them and pretends he`s a dwarf

— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014

Gets his nephew to pull his finger before farting and then laughing tremendously

— Neil (@SmileSisyphus) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Leans over the counter and steals a chip from his order before the woman gets chance to wrap them

— Orrible Ives (@Orrible_Ives) February 12, 2014

Puts his own salt n vinegar on in the chippy

— A Clockwork Kumquat (@TonySheridan76) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewdoes Reverses his car into a space using one hand like he's driving a tractor

— Neil (@SmileSisyphus) February 12, 2014

Pays for something with the right money and says "keep the change" #101ThingsAlanPardewdoes

— Neil (@nellyweather) February 12, 2014

puts his left arm around the passenger seat when reversing.

— Gino Ginelli (@carpark_dave) February 12, 2014

#101thingsAlanPardewDoes Nothing tops this. pic.twitter.com/tY0r3dkB01

— David Norris (@Nozza_) February 13, 2014

Says "Good morning, or should I say, good afternoon" to his teenage son who has slept in late.

— Leon Wilson (@cornblow) February 13, 2014