Our football tweets of the weekend include a David Moyes cup success, a Spurs spending broadside, a Cristiano Ronaldo barbecue and more…
Cup Holder of the Weekend
David Moyes, Manchester United manager
This picture sums up everything #United pic.twitter.com/qiuXwHQLjJ
— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) September 1, 2013
Epic Fail of the Weekend
Epic Football
"Bad luck spurs" pic.twitter.com/MTcwwLckj1
— Epic Football (@TheEpicFootball) September 1, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Loses.
Reclaiming the Limelight of the Weekend
Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid
Barbecue in the afternoon after a great win. pic.twitter.com/umB0dT18gr
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) September 1, 2013
Some interesting replies to this one…
@Cristiano can i send you nudes im horny af
— Natalia (@NataIiaxxx) September 1, 2013
@Cristiano let me suck your dick
— Dani (@10×90) September 1, 2013
@Cristiano Eat my pussy
— Jennifer Lopez (@ForJLo) September 1, 2013
And, most scandalous of all…
@Cristiano you cant beat a good barbeque in Manchester
— Jordan Brown (@JordaanBroown) September 1, 2013
For shame.
Proud Son of the Weekend
Kevin Long, Burnley
Jordan Henderson is my MOM
— Kevin Long (@kevinlong28) September 1, 2013
Send her our best wishes, Kevin!
Bizarre Hypothetical Situation of the Weekend
Gordon Watson, ex-Sheffield Wednesday and Southampton
If i just landed on earth i would rank Prem teams as 1.Chelsea 2.City 3.Arsenal 4.Swansea 5.Spurs 6.Man Utd 7.Villa #EPL
— Gordon Watson (@Flash_37) September 1, 2013
Model Employee of the Weekend
Matt Le Tissier, Sky Sports
“@joemackenzie3: @mattletiss7 aren't you watching the football?” You heard of sky go?
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) September 1, 2013
Strange Turn of the Weekend
Aden Flint, Bristol City
When I put my hair like this, I like to pretend I'm a unicorn and I'm swimming in magic land!! pic.twitter.com/1Yb3BqObP9
— Aden Flint (@AFlint5) September 1, 2013
Unlearned Lesson of the Weekend
Bobby Gould, former Wales manager
i so love touching myself
— Bobby Gould (@TheGouldfather) August 31, 2013
Andy nicked my PHONE AGAIN !
— Bobby Gould (@TheGouldfather) August 31, 2013
Man-Obelisk of the Weekend
Robert Huth, Stoke City – as observed by Jonathan Liew, Telegraph
Robert Huth is a sort of man-obelisk, the sort that hunts you down and knows all your darkest secrets.
— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) August 31, 2013
Dispute of the Weekend
Barry Glendenning of the Guardian’s Football Weekly podcast and post-rock heroes Mogwai
I would like to apologise to @mogwaiband profusely and completely disassociate myself from all @acjimbo's remarks.
— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) August 31, 2013
@bglendenning @acjimbo I thought our payment for his bespoke demand was Celtic being mentioned without the normal patronising tittering.
— MOGWAI (@mogwaiband) August 31, 2013
@mogwaiband @Thompsinho @acjimbo Sadly, we are contractually obliged to titter patronisingly when discussing fitbaw (@mrewanmurray)
— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) August 31, 2013
(NB – for those who don’t know, Stuart Braithwaite is a member of Mogwai…)
@bglendenning @mogwaiband @Thompsinho @acjimbo @mrewanmurray Dalai Lama’s I Can’t Believe Its Not Rangers are soooo out of crisis now..
— stuart braithwaite (@plasmatron) August 31, 2013
@plasmatron @mogwaiband @Thompsinho @acjimbo @mrewanmurray If I was in a top band, I would have better things to do right now. Plasmatron.
— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) August 31, 2013
@bglendenning @mogwaiband @Thompsinho @acjimbo @mrewanmurray The top band tag is highly debatable. Bands are work shy miscreants as a rule.
— stuart braithwaite (@plasmatron) August 31, 2013
Glamour of the Weekend
FC United Manchester
We've just had a topless streaker run across the pitch. A man. With white boxer shorts and trainers. The stewards have him.
— FC United Manchester (@FCUnitedMcr) August 31, 2013
Parody Account of the Weekend
USA Soccer Guy, as usual
“@MrPeterAndre: One in the eye!…" So disrespectful that you're tweeting while the franchise you coach is losing at soccer.
— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) September 1, 2013
Join us on Friday for our Tweets of the Weekend!