Tweets of the Weekend: David Moyes cup, Spurs spending and more!

Featuring a David Moyes cup success, a Spurs spending broadside, a Cristiano Ronaldo barbecue and more.

Cristiano Ronaldo BBQ
Lost record comfort food (Image: Twitter / Cristiano Ronaldo)

Our football tweets of the weekend include a David Moyes cup success, a Spurs spending broadside, a Cristiano Ronaldo barbecue and more…

Cup Holder of the Weekend

David Moyes, Manchester United manager

This picture sums up everything #United pic.twitter.com/qiuXwHQLjJ

— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) September 1, 2013

Epic Fail of the Weekend

Epic Football

"Bad luck spurs" pic.twitter.com/MTcwwLckj1

— Epic Football (@TheEpicFootball) September 1, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… Loses.

Reclaiming the Limelight of the Weekend

Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid

Barbecue in the afternoon after a great win. pic.twitter.com/umB0dT18gr

— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) September 1, 2013

Some interesting replies to this one…

@Cristiano can i send you nudes im horny af

— Natalia (@NataIiaxxx) September 1, 2013

@Cristiano let me suck your dick

— Dani (@10×90) September 1, 2013

@Cristiano Eat my pussy

— Jennifer Lopez (@ForJLo) September 1, 2013

And, most scandalous of all…

@Cristiano you cant beat a good barbeque in Manchester

— Jordan Brown (@JordaanBroown) September 1, 2013

For shame.

Proud Son of the Weekend

Kevin Long, Burnley

Jordan Henderson is my MOM

— Kevin Long (@kevinlong28) September 1, 2013

Send her our best wishes, Kevin!

Bizarre Hypothetical Situation of the Weekend

Gordon Watson, ex-Sheffield Wednesday and Southampton

If i just landed on earth i would rank Prem teams as 1.Chelsea 2.City 3.Arsenal 4.Swansea 5.Spurs 6.Man Utd 7.Villa #EPL

— Gordon Watson (@Flash_37) September 1, 2013

Model Employee of the Weekend

Matt Le Tissier, Sky Sports

@joemackenzie3: @mattletiss7 aren't you watching the football?” You heard of sky go?

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) September 1, 2013

Strange Turn of the Weekend

Aden Flint, Bristol City

When I put my hair like this, I like to pretend I'm a unicorn and I'm swimming in magic land!! pic.twitter.com/1Yb3BqObP9

— Aden Flint (@AFlint5) September 1, 2013

Unlearned Lesson of the Weekend

Bobby Gould, former Wales manager

i so love touching myself

— Bobby Gould (@TheGouldfather) August 31, 2013

Andy nicked my PHONE AGAIN !

— Bobby Gould (@TheGouldfather) August 31, 2013

Man-Obelisk of the Weekend

Robert Huth, Stoke City – as observed by Jonathan Liew, Telegraph

Robert Huth is a sort of man-obelisk, the sort that hunts you down and knows all your darkest secrets.

— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) August 31, 2013

Dispute of the Weekend

Barry Glendenning of the Guardian’s Football Weekly podcast and post-rock heroes Mogwai

I would like to apologise to @mogwaiband profusely and completely disassociate myself from all @acjimbo's remarks.

— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) August 31, 2013

@bglendenning @acjimbo I thought our payment for his bespoke demand was Celtic being mentioned without the normal patronising tittering.

— MOGWAI (@mogwaiband) August 31, 2013

@mogwaiband @Thompsinho @acjimbo Sadly, we are contractually obliged to titter patronisingly when discussing fitbaw (@mrewanmurray)

— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) August 31, 2013

(NB – for those who don’t know, Stuart Braithwaite is a member of Mogwai…)

@bglendenning @mogwaiband @Thompsinho @acjimbo @mrewanmurray Dalai Lama’s I Can’t Believe Its Not Rangers are soooo out of crisis now..

— stuart braithwaite (@plasmatron) August 31, 2013

@plasmatron @mogwaiband @Thompsinho @acjimbo @mrewanmurray If I was in a top band, I would have better things to do right now. Plasmatron.

— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) August 31, 2013

@bglendenning @mogwaiband @Thompsinho @acjimbo @mrewanmurray The top band tag is highly debatable. Bands are work shy miscreants as a rule.

— stuart braithwaite (@plasmatron) August 31, 2013

Glamour of the Weekend

FC United Manchester

We've just had a topless streaker run across the pitch. A man. With white boxer shorts and trainers. The stewards have him.

— FC United Manchester (@FCUnitedMcr) August 31, 2013

Parody Account of the Weekend

USA Soccer Guy, as usual

@MrPeterAndre: One in the eye!…" So disrespectful that you're tweeting while the franchise you coach is losing at soccer.

— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) September 1, 2013

Join us on Friday for our Tweets of the Weekend!