It’s the Gabriel Agbonlahor One Direction injury that’s sweeping the nation! But first, some stuff about England v Macedonia…
Sentence You Never Thought You’d Read of the Weekend
Here's the deadly duo of Rickie Lambert and Danny Welbeck celebrating England's fourth. #EngvMol pic.twitter.com/4DvDYt9mE1
— The FA (@FA) September 6, 2013
Oof!/Arf!/Hmmm of the Weekend
England finished with 4 scousers on the pitch. If we can't win the World Cup we can just steal it. (via @TSBibel)
— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) September 7, 2013
????/!!!! of the Weekend
Mike Parry, talkSPORT
Really loving TV coverage of England game. Andy Townsend is easily the best co-commentator of a football match in the world.
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) September 6, 2013
@mikeparry8 Are you on hallucinogenic drugs?
— Gary Keast (@scarlettjack1) September 6, 2013
@mikeparry8 stay off the booze
— Graeme Bandeira (@GraemeBandeira) September 6, 2013
@danielstorey85 I've called the police
— John Nicholson (@JohnnyTheNic) September 6, 2013
@mikeparry8 Nurse, NURSE! Parry is out of bed again.
— Robert Gibbs (@imrobg) September 6, 2013
Admiration of the Weekend
Daniel Sturridge, Liverpool for Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid
http://t.co/7VsQAzaa4I. Seriously this guy man…. Conrgrats to the England boys last night. On to the next one!! #3points
— Daniel Sturridge (@D_Sturridge) September 7, 2013
Gabriel Agbonlahor One Direction Fan Threats of the Weekend
@gabby_10 This guy hurt Louis knee. I shall hurt your face. I better hear that you apologized or I will find you, and I will kill you.
— #Ella (@Omg_Its_Ella) September 8, 2013
@gabby_10 DON'T EVER TOUCH LOUIS AGAIN WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
— colleen (@mcluvinswag) September 8, 2013
HURT LOUIS AND THE WHOLE ONE DIRECTION FANDOM WILL HURT U TOO
— Tatjana ☼ (@Awww_Narry) September 8, 2013
"@Awww_Narry: HURT LOUIS AND THE WHOLE ONE DIRECTION FANDOM WILL HURT U TOO. DIE of cancer Agbonlahor"
— JFT96 (@reignofdalglish) September 8, 2013
Yikes.
Fatties of the Weekend
Clarke Carlisle and Brian Jensen, ex-Burnley
Well, this holiday has put to rest any notions of a last minute football comeback. I've had a diet like @jensen_com
— Clarke Carlisle (@clarkecarlisle5) September 7, 2013
Too Much Information of the Weekend
Clarke’s wife Gemma
Got to love us Brits abroad… I've a burnt left butt cheek & @clarkecarlisle5 has an oversized nut from a mozzy bite…
— Stylist (@gemmacarlisle) September 7, 2013
Generosity of the Weekend
Emmanuel Frimpong, Arsenal
Morning how everyone doing this weekend I'm chilling on the sofa today all day pic.twitter.com/rPXz2PNibs
— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) September 7, 2013
@IAMFRIMPONG26 ooooh I love your blanket x
— gemgem (@officialgemmat) September 7, 2013
@officialgemmat u can have it
— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) September 7, 2013
Warning of the Weekend
@IAMFRIMPONG26 DON'T MOVE THERE'S A BEAR ON YOU
— JB (@gunnerpunner) September 7, 2013
Acid Trip of the Weekend
Matty Phillips, Queens Park Rangers
Watch the snakes coz they watching u!
— Matty Phillips (@phillips_matty) September 7, 2013
Nostalgia of the Weekend
Not everyone will be happy I've found this old year book from 1991, @StanCollymore #cpfc pic.twitter.com/8pXJgByBje
— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) September 8, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!