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Tweets of the Weekend: Agbonlahor One Direction threats, England v Macedonia and more!

Villa star clatters pop twerp in charity showdown, and England score some goals against some Macedonians.

Louis Tomlinson injured
Can I get a Nelson ‘ha ha’? (Image: YouTube / John McMartin)

It’s the Gabriel Agbonlahor One Direction injury that’s sweeping the nation! But first, some stuff about England v Macedonia…

Sentence You Never Thought You’d Read of the Weekend

Here's the deadly duo of Rickie Lambert and Danny Welbeck celebrating England's fourth. #EngvMol pic.twitter.com/4DvDYt9mE1

— The FA (@FA) September 6, 2013

Oof!/Arf!/Hmmm of the Weekend

England finished with 4 scousers on the pitch. If we can't win the World Cup we can just steal it. (via @TSBibel)

— sickipediabot (@sickipediabot) September 7, 2013

????/!!!! of the Weekend

Mike Parry, talkSPORT

Really loving TV coverage of England game. Andy Townsend is easily the best co-commentator of a football match in the world.

— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) September 6, 2013

@mikeparry8 Are you on hallucinogenic drugs?

— Gary Keast (@scarlettjack1) September 6, 2013

@mikeparry8 stay off the booze

— Graeme Bandeira (@GraemeBandeira) September 6, 2013

@danielstorey85 I've called the police

— John Nicholson (@JohnnyTheNic) September 6, 2013

@mikeparry8 Nurse, NURSE! Parry is out of bed again.

— Robert Gibbs (@imrobg) September 6, 2013

Admiration of the Weekend

Daniel Sturridge, Liverpool for Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid

http://t.co/7VsQAzaa4I. Seriously this guy man…. Conrgrats to the England boys last night. On to the next one!! #3points

— Daniel Sturridge (@D_Sturridge) September 7, 2013

Gabriel Agbonlahor One Direction Fan Threats of the Weekend

@gabby_10 This guy hurt Louis knee. I shall hurt your face. I better hear that you apologized or I will find you, and I will kill you.

— #Ella (@Omg_Its_Ella) September 8, 2013

@gabby_10 DON'T EVER TOUCH LOUIS AGAIN WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

— colleen (@mcluvinswag) September 8, 2013

HURT LOUIS AND THE WHOLE ONE DIRECTION FANDOM WILL HURT U TOO

— Tatjana ☼ (@Awww_Narry) September 8, 2013

"@Awww_Narry: HURT LOUIS AND THE WHOLE ONE DIRECTION FANDOM WILL HURT U TOO. DIE of cancer Agbonlahor"

— JFT96 (@reignofdalglish) September 8, 2013

Yikes.

Fatties of the Weekend

Clarke Carlisle and Brian Jensen, ex-Burnley

Well, this holiday has put to rest any notions of a last minute football comeback. I've had a diet like @jensen_com

— Clarke Carlisle (@clarkecarlisle5) September 7, 2013

Too Much Information of the Weekend

Clarke’s wife Gemma

Got to love us Brits abroad… I've a burnt left butt cheek & @clarkecarlisle5 has an oversized nut from a mozzy bite…

— Stylist (@gemmacarlisle) September 7, 2013

Generosity of the Weekend

Emmanuel Frimpong, Arsenal

Morning how everyone doing this weekend I'm chilling on the sofa today all day pic.twitter.com/rPXz2PNibs

— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) September 7, 2013

@IAMFRIMPONG26 ooooh I love your blanket x

— gemgem (@officialgemmat) September 7, 2013

@officialgemmat u can have it

— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) September 7, 2013

Warning of the Weekend

@IAMFRIMPONG26 DON'T MOVE THERE'S A BEAR ON YOU

— JB (@gunnerpunner) September 7, 2013

Acid Trip of the Weekend

Matty Phillips, Queens Park Rangers

Watch the snakes coz they watching u!

— Matty Phillips (@phillips_matty) September 7, 2013

Nostalgia of the Weekend

Not everyone will be happy I've found this old year book from 1991, @StanCollymore #cpfc pic.twitter.com/8pXJgByBje

— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) September 8, 2013

Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!