Tweets of the Week! Transfer Deadline Day special! Get on it!
Cancer Awareness of the Week
Carlos Valderrama, ex-Colombia
Carlos Valderrama has dyed his magnificent mane of hair bright pink for breast cancer awareness. WHAT A DUDE. pic.twitter.com/JFQdlMXU10
— Al Horner (@Al_Horner) September 6, 2013
@Al_Horner i'm so aware of cancer right now
— Joe Bish (@joe_bish) September 6, 2013
Covert Operation of the Week
EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United attempt to smuggle Marouane Fellaini in for #TransferDeadlineDay medical pic.twitter.com/JCYbroZ74k
— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) September 2, 2013
Mr Nice Guy of the Week
Vincent Kompany, Manchester City
Everton made two great signings in Barry and @RomeluLukaku9 . Clever piece of business. Arguably the best deals of this transfer window.
— Vincent Kompany (@VincentKompany) September 3, 2013
@VincentKompany ;-) thanks man
— R.Lukaku Bolingoli (@RomeluLukaku9) September 3, 2013
Congratulations @fellainiM ! Any countryman doing well, I'm happy for. So now we will be neighbours. Careful I can be quite noisy.. ;-)
— Vincent Kompany (@VincentKompany) September 3, 2013
@VincentKompany thank you Vince…
— Marouane Fellaini (@fellainiM) September 3, 2013
Denial of the Week
Joey Barton, West Ham United Queens Park Rangers
@Joey7Barton is set for a move to West Ham #WHUFC
— Ex Pro (@ProAgentFA) September 2, 2013
@ProAgentFA no he's not mate…
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) September 2, 2013
That still wasn’t good enough for the perpetrator of the story…
@Joey7Barton just like you weren't going to play for QPR this season. #AlwaysBackTracking
— Ex Pro (@ProAgentFA) September 2, 2013
As of the close of the transfer window, Joey Barton remains a QPR player.
Suggestion of the Week
The best announcement would be if Mertesacker walked out and held Ozil up in the air like in The Lion King.
— Scott (@ArsenalGrump) September 2, 2013
Transfer Deadline Day Wish of the Week
Neville Southall, ex-Everton
@Lanny_Watkins a new chairman
— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) September 2, 2013
Reminiscence of the Week
Ashley Williams, Swansea City
All this fuss about Gareth Bale reminds me of my transfer from @Hednesford_Town to @SCFCmedia
— Ashley Williams (@AshWills84) September 2, 2013
Flashback of the Week
Darren Eadie and Kevin Phillips
@eadie11 thought this was pretty funny, shame it's not a canaries pic! What's the joke? pic.twitter.com/e2GWdQyqlB
— Jack Raven (@Jack_Raven_) September 3, 2013
@Jack_Raven_ think I was asking Kev Phillips if he was gonna split them up….cause I wasn't!
— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) September 3, 2013
Face of the Week
Ben Osborn, Nottingham Forest
“@SkySportsPeteO: Manchester United winger Nani has signed a new five-year deal at Old Trafford. #MUFC” pic.twitter.com/1HwTJDuVOK
— Ben Osborn (@OsbornOn1) September 5, 2013
“Off on One Again” of the Week
Mike Parry, talkSPORT
I'm not saying Gareth Bale SHOULD play for England – he's Welsh – but that world's most expensive player should play international football
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) September 3, 2013
Arf! of the Week
Niall Quinn is to be awarded the Freedom of Sunderland! http://t.co/uzfJYILf1t
— Sunderland AFC (@SAFCofficial) September 5, 2013
@SAFCofficial @Asha_Savage poor bloke.
— Mitch Wilkinson (@WilkoII) September 5, 2013
Amateur of the Week
Gary Madine, Sheffield Wednesday, accused of breaking one fan’s nose in a bar fight and shattering another’s jaw in a separate incident
@GaryMadine9 only knocked 2 out?? amateur!!! hope your well big lad, don't let dickheads bring you down #garymadinegoalmachine
— curtis woodhouse (@woodhousecurtis) September 5, 2013
No Holds Barred Interview of the Week
James Milner, Manchester City
Milner: 'It's pleasing that we have some young players form the Under-21s stepping up. It shows there is the quality there' #England
— The FA (@FA) September 3, 2013
GASP!
Milner: 'It doesn't take too much motivation to play for your country. Everyone is desperate to do their best for the Three Lions' #England
— The FA (@FA) September 3, 2013
WOW!
Milner: 'Every player wants to play as much as they can. Competition for places at my club will only make me a better player' #England
— The FA (@FA) September 3, 2013
OMG!
Milner: 'We have four games left and it's in our hands. It's down to us to perform in them and finish the job.' #England
— The FA (@FA) September 3, 2013
YOWSERS!
Milner: 'It's a really good time to be in the #England squad, we have a good mix of younger and older players'
— The FA (@FA) September 3, 2013
*faints*
We’ll have to leave it there. The excitement is too much.