It’s time once more for Tweets of the Weekend, including Pistorius trial betting, Butland’s toilet problems, pizza cooking with Chadwick and much, much more.
If you had a bad weekend, light up your life with these irrelevant tweets.
If you had a good weekend, make it last that little bit longer with Tweets of the Weekend!
Bet of the Weekend
Advertised in a newspaper read by Sam Elliott, News & Pictures Editor of The Non-League Paper
Are Paddy Power really taking bets on the outcome of the Oscar Pistorios trial? pic.twitter.com/8OHyA3FocY
— Sam Elliott (@SamElliott_NLP) March 2, 2014
Tall Person Problem of the Weekend
Wrestled with by Jack Butland, Stoke City goalkeeper on loan at Leeds United
Being this tall is awesome until you need to use a coach toilet! Zero room for manoeuvre ??
— Jack Butland (@JackButland_One) March 1, 2014
Pizza Chef of the Weekend
Former Everton and Plymouth player Nick Chadwick, currently at Tamworth
— Nick Chadwick (@chaddy_nc) March 2, 2014
Shock of the Weekend
Experienced by MoTD presenter Gary Lineker
The look on ones face when you walk the dog, get back and see that Villa have scored 4. pic.twitter.com/U1qFcPW3ch
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 2, 2014
Journey of the Weekend
Travelled by former Everton defender Michael Ball
— Michael Ball (@bally03) March 2, 2014
Dog Discipline of the Weekend
Dished out by Middlesbrough’s Kei Kamara
— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) March 2, 2014
Handmade Gift of the Weekend
Sent to Chico Flores, Swansea City
— Chico Flores (@ChicoFlores12) March 2, 2014
Best Wishes And A Milk Moustache of the Weekend
From Dundee’s Craig Beattie
Happy st David's day to all you welsh fuckers and my gorgeous little boy Layton! X pic.twitter.com/2tetQeySE1
— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) March 1, 2014
Beyoncé Review of the Weekend
By former Arsenal defender Lee Dixon
Well,Beyoncé was hot!
— Lee Dixon (@LeeDixon2) March 2, 2014
Vile TV of the Weekend
Watched by Lewis Kinsella, Aston Villa
Bear grylls is vile ?? lol skinned a buffalo just literally died and goes and eats it's eye and it's liver ??
— Lewis Kinsella (@Lewis_kinsella) March 2, 2014
Oscar Winner of the Weekend
Former Arsenal striker Ian Wright
— BBC 606 (@bbc606) March 2, 2014
Dog of the Weekend
Sports writer Paolo Bandini
— Paolo Bandini (@Paolo_Bandini) March 2, 2014