Tweets of the Weekend: Pistorius betting, Butland toilet & more

Tweets of the Weekend including Pistorius trial betting, Butland's toilet problems, pizza cooking with Chadwick and much more.

A toilet, as featured in Tweets of the Weekend
Toilet… Similar to the one that troubled Jack Butland

It’s time once more for Tweets of the Weekend, including Pistorius trial betting, Butland’s toilet problems, pizza cooking with Chadwick and much, much more.

If you had a bad weekend, light up your life with these irrelevant tweets.

If you had a good weekend, make it last that little bit longer with Tweets of the Weekend!

Bet of the Weekend

Advertised in a newspaper read by Sam Elliott, News & Pictures Editor of The Non-League Paper

Are Paddy Power really taking bets on the outcome of the Oscar Pistorios trial? pic.twitter.com/8OHyA3FocY

— Sam Elliott (@SamElliott_NLP) March 2, 2014

Tall Person Problem of the Weekend

Wrestled with by Jack Butland, Stoke City goalkeeper on loan at Leeds United

Being this tall is awesome until you need to use a coach toilet! Zero room for manoeuvre ??

— Jack Butland (@JackButland_One) March 1, 2014

Pizza Chef of the Weekend

Former Everton and Plymouth player Nick Chadwick, currently at Tamworth

Put a pizza in last night, forgot about it……. Just took it out now, reckon it's done?? ???? #crispy pic.twitter.com/7asbeRVknb

— Nick Chadwick (@chaddy_nc) March 2, 2014

Shock of the Weekend

Experienced by MoTD presenter Gary Lineker

The look on ones face when you walk the dog, get back and see that Villa have scored 4. pic.twitter.com/U1qFcPW3ch

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 2, 2014

Journey of the Weekend

Travelled by former Everton defender Michael Ball

Well after less than 1hr sleep & 8hr flight last think I needed was a 5mile walk after running out petrol! #Nightmare #HomeSweetHome

— Michael Ball (@bally03) March 2, 2014

Dog Discipline of the Weekend

Dished out by Middlesbrough’s Kei Kamara

Someone (@ChelseaTheDog23) ate up all the chocolate chip cookies Mamma(@kbock2241) made and now they have to pay. pic.twitter.com/cqlObITZPB

— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) March 2, 2014

Handmade Gift of the Weekend

Sent to Chico Flores, Swansea City

Regalos insignificantes que significan mucho. Gracias pequeño amigo !! Thanks small friend !! @northbank1912 pic.twitter.com/bkNcj4gFhx

— Chico Flores (@ChicoFlores12) March 2, 2014

Best Wishes And A Milk Moustache of the Weekend

From Dundee’s Craig Beattie

Happy st David's day to all you welsh fuckers and my gorgeous little boy Layton! X pic.twitter.com/2tetQeySE1

— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) March 1, 2014

Beyoncé Review of the Weekend

By former Arsenal defender Lee Dixon

Well,Beyoncé was hot!

— Lee Dixon (@LeeDixon2) March 2, 2014

Vile TV of the Weekend

Watched by Lewis Kinsella, Aston Villa

Bear grylls is vile ?? lol skinned a buffalo just literally died and goes and eats it's eye and it's liver ??

— Lewis Kinsella (@Lewis_kinsella) March 2, 2014

Oscar Winner of the Weekend

Former Arsenal striker Ian Wright

We had our own mini #Oscars2014 at the end of #BBC606 tonight with @KellyCates & @IanWright0http://t.co/aBb0S82jJu pic.twitter.com/Gf06ZvTl5B

— BBC 606 (@bbc606) March 2, 2014

Dog of the Weekend

Sports writer Paolo Bandini


— Paolo Bandini (@Paolo_Bandini) March 2, 2014