John Terry cheat tweets! Mesut Özil car hits journalist! Roy Keane selfie! Kevin Hart meets Joe Hart! King Crimson and The Flaming Lips! Is it Tweets of the Week? You can be sure of it…
Champions League Correspondent of the Week
Danny Baker
.@itvfootball "Man United haven't got a game at the weekend…" Gotta tell you they haven't got a game now.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) February 25, 2014
Broadside of the Week
This Galatasaray fan, to Chelsea’s John Terry
John Terry if you are reading this you are a ball. Burglar of labour!!!! Shame on you!!!!
— T-M4C Ki€$li€wicz (@merdumgirift) February 26, 2014
Ominous Threat of the Week
This Galatasaray fan, to Chelsea’s John Terry
John Terry, you came to hell, and you will go to hell directly after match.
— Burak Kayalak (@burakkayalakk) February 26, 2014
Chutzpah of the Week
Stuart Fraser, Mail Sport
"Can I take a photo please, Roy?" *SILENCE… pic.twitter.com/qKpONReO8F
— Stuart Fraser (@stu_fraser) February 26, 2014
Satire of the Week
Gary Neville, Sky Sports
Just seen the new Scotland kit. Can we have a vote on independence based on that!! Haha..
— Gary Neville (@GNev2) February 27, 2014
Chant of the Week
Dedicated to Mesut Özil, Arsenal
The Sun? The Star?
He'll hit you with his car!
Mesut Özil, Mesut Özil!
— JDM. (@JDiMarca) February 24, 2014
Manchester City Convert of the Week
Kevin Hart, eminent US comedian
Kevin???? Didn't I tell u to take out the dam trash .@KevinHart4real what a guy. @NDJ_Official u missed out!! pic.twitter.com/hI7l45ncEJ
— Micah Richards (@MicahRichards) February 26, 2014
That’s Nigel de Jong who missed out, by the way.
Musical Reference of the Week
Gabriele Marcotti, The Times/ESPN
When logic + proportion have fallen sloppy dead
RVP is off-message
And Cleverley's off his head
Remember! What Alec said:
Feed your head!
— Gabriele Marcotti (@Marcotti) February 26, 2014
Oi @Marcotti, fancy not clogging up my feed with your fucking shit poems?
— FROGGY FRESHHHHHH (@5laughterhouse) February 26, 2014
@5laughterhouse It's not a poem. It's a re-working of White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane.
— Gabriele Marcotti (@Marcotti) February 26, 2014
Unlikely Flaming Lips Fan of the Week
Francis Benali, ex-Southampton
Roy Hodgson says he may use a psychologist to help England's penalty takers in Brazil. Just put this guy in goal! pic.twitter.com/ysiqjpAIF7
— Francis Benali (@FrannyBenali) February 25, 2014
Telly Addict of the Week
George Lineker, son of Gary
How the f*ck does this donut on the chase think the person with their last England cap in 1952 was David Beckham. And he's gone -3k. christ
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) February 26, 2014
Wrong Place, Wrong Time of the Week
Jason McAteer, ex-Liverpool and Republic of Ireland
Fella behind me farted the whole journey on my plane. Thanks
— Jason MCATEER (@MCATEER4) February 26, 2014
Unlikely Success Story of the Week
Hyde FC
For those that missed it proof that Hyde fc are better than @FCBayern pic.twitter.com/zFIEfe6KYg
— Hyde FC Official (@hydefclive) February 25, 2014
Big Softie of the Week
Emmanuel Adebayor, Tottenham Hotspur
Thanks for all the birthday wishes for yesterday! I'm feeling the love from all. Very much appreciated! pic.twitter.com/3KP8d0oZXQ
— Emmanuel Adebayor (@E_Adebayor) February 27, 2014
Remembrance of the Week
3 yrs ago the footie family lost Dean Richards. Lots of love to his family and friends. A great lad, never forgotten. pic.twitter.com/DKQPFoLzDe
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) February 26, 2014
Those were our Tweets of the Week. Join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!