Tweets of the Week: John Terry cheat, Özil car, Keane selfie and more!

Neville satire! Baker quip! Galatasaray broadsides! Marcotti music! Yes, Tweets of the Week!

Roy Keane selfie
Keane selfie… “Say cheese! No? Suit yourself” (Image: Twitter/Stuart Fraser)

John Terry cheat tweets! Mesut Özil car hits journalist! Roy Keane selfie! Kevin Hart meets Joe Hart! King Crimson and The Flaming Lips! Is it Tweets of the Week? You can be sure of it…

Champions League Correspondent of the Week

Danny Baker

.@itvfootball "Man United haven't got a game at the weekend…" Gotta tell you they haven't got a game now.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) February 25, 2014

Broadside of the Week

This Galatasaray fan, to Chelsea’s John Terry

John Terry if you are reading this you are a ball. Burglar of labour!!!! Shame on you!!!!

— T-M4C Ki€$li€wicz (@merdumgirift) February 26, 2014

Ominous Threat of the Week

This Galatasaray fan, to Chelsea’s John Terry

John Terry, you came to hell, and you will go to hell directly after match.

— Burak Kayalak (@burakkayalakk) February 26, 2014

Chutzpah of the Week

Stuart Fraser, Mail Sport

"Can I take a photo please, Roy?" *SILENCE… pic.twitter.com/qKpONReO8F

— Stuart Fraser (@stu_fraser) February 26, 2014

Satire of the Week

Gary Neville, Sky Sports

Just seen the new Scotland kit. Can we have a vote on independence based on that!! Haha..

— Gary Neville (@GNev2) February 27, 2014

Chant of the Week

Dedicated to Mesut Özil, Arsenal

The Sun? The Star? He'll hit you with his car! Mesut Özil, Mesut Özil!

— JDM. (@JDiMarca) February 24, 2014

Manchester City Convert of the Week

Kevin Hart, eminent US comedian

Kevin???? Didn't I tell u to take out the dam trash .@KevinHart4real what a guy. @NDJ_Official u missed out!! pic.twitter.com/hI7l45ncEJ

— Micah Richards (@MicahRichards) February 26, 2014

That’s Nigel de Jong who missed out, by the way.

Musical Reference of the Week

Gabriele Marcotti, The Times/ESPN

When logic + proportion have fallen sloppy dead RVP is off-message And Cleverley's off his head Remember! What Alec said: Feed your head!

— Gabriele Marcotti (@Marcotti) February 26, 2014

Oi @Marcotti, fancy not clogging up my feed with your fucking shit poems?

— FROGGY FRESHHHHHH (@5laughterhouse) February 26, 2014

@5laughterhouse It's not a poem. It's a re-working of White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane.

— Gabriele Marcotti (@Marcotti) February 26, 2014

Unlikely Flaming Lips Fan of the Week

Francis Benali, ex-Southampton

Roy Hodgson says he may use a psychologist to help England's penalty takers in Brazil. Just put this guy in goal! pic.twitter.com/ysiqjpAIF7

— Francis Benali (@FrannyBenali) February 25, 2014

Telly Addict of the Week

George Lineker, son of Gary

How the f*ck does this donut on the chase think the person with their last England cap in 1952 was David Beckham. And he's gone -3k. christ

— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) February 26, 2014

Wrong Place, Wrong Time of the Week

Jason McAteer, ex-Liverpool and Republic of Ireland

Fella behind me farted the whole journey on my plane. Thanks

— Jason MCATEER (@MCATEER4) February 26, 2014

Unlikely Success Story of the Week

Hyde FC

For those that missed it proof that Hyde fc are better than @FCBayern pic.twitter.com/zFIEfe6KYg

— Hyde FC Official (@hydefclive) February 25, 2014

Big Softie of the Week

Emmanuel Adebayor, Tottenham Hotspur

Thanks for all the birthday wishes for yesterday! I'm feeling the love from all. Very much appreciated! pic.twitter.com/3KP8d0oZXQ

— Emmanuel Adebayor (@E_Adebayor) February 27, 2014

Remembrance of the Week

3 yrs ago the footie family lost Dean Richards. Lots of love to his family and friends. A great lad, never forgotten. pic.twitter.com/DKQPFoLzDe

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) February 26, 2014

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!