A delicious combination of Barton, Bradley Johnson, Lovren, Carlton Palmer, Balotelli, Brand and more – all included in Tweets of the Weekend!

The past few days have seen another advertising opportunity for everyone’s favourite opticians, another Arsenal, a Balotelli life lesson and lots extra.

It’s time, once again, for Tweets of the Weekend…

Appointment of the Weekend

Missed by Andre Marriner

Should've booked… an eye test: http://t.co/Ff8mzAvJUD pic.twitter.com/fbIXyYaoC7

— Specsavers (@Specsavers) March 22, 2014

Arsenal of the Weekend

This one

This is my new arsenal!!!! pic.twitter.com/9ZSohDXVBr

— Mr. Anjing (@AnjingNation) March 22, 2014

Biggest Knob of the Weekend

Not the one above… it’s QPR’s Joey Barton!

“@Joey7Barton: Pepe is a bigger nob than me on the pitch. (And that takes some doing) #ElClasico”doubt it you are the BIGGEST knob

— kirsty milligan (@kirsty_milligan) March 23, 2014

@kirsty_milligan Not gonna argue. You look like an expert. Bet you've seen a few thousand in your time.

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) March 23, 2014

@Joey7Barton Pepe might be a bigger knob but you are also an ugly knob #getyahaircut

— kirsty milligan (@kirsty_milligan) March 23, 2014

Television of the Weekend

Norwich City’s Bradley Johnson misses Sunday night’s El Clásico

Is there no games on tonight? ???? ??

— Bradley Johnson (@Bradley4Johnson) March 23, 2014

Antiques Roadshow is it then bbc1 ??

— Bradley Johnson (@Bradley4Johnson) March 23, 2014

Apology of the Weekend

From Southampton centre-back Dejan Lovren

I am sorry

— Dejan Lovren (@DejanLovren05) March 23, 2014

.@DejanLovren05 No, you are Lovren.

— Charles-Eugène (@eddy_fleck) March 23, 2014

Life Lesson of the Weekend

Taught by AC Milan’s Mario Balotelli

( Only your Family ) pic.twitter.com/DDNOHcwTz2

— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) March 23, 2014

Bins In A Lift With A Note of the Weekend

This bin, as previously featured here and here

Hahaha! 2 bins in the lift this week and a note. pic.twitter.com/p72aq7BQoq

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 22, 2014

Selfie of the Weekend

Taken by Russell Brand during his MoTD appearance

This is taxed. pic.twitter.com/veD7yinl7B

— Russell Brand (@rustyrockets) March 22, 2014

Big Ron Absolutely Bollocks of the Weekend

Expressed by former England international Carlton Palmer

On the sofa great day with big Ron absolutely bollocks one for the road great day loads of Frank Sinatra two great men

— Carlton Palmer (@carltonpalmer3) March 23, 2014