Tweets of the Weekend: Joe Hart mistakes, Millwall kit man, Odemwingie and more!

Featuring musings on Joe Hart, Millwall's kit man and much, much more!

Glenn Hoddle meets Ian Abrahams
“…to see you, nice!” (Image: Twitter / Ian Abrahams)

Joe Hart mistakes! Millwall kit man forgets kit! Peter Odemwingie does something inadvisable! Yes, it’s Football Burp’s Tweets of the Weekend!

Take it away, various assorted football types!

Jinx of the Weekend

Pro-Direct Keepers

If Joe Hart keeps a clean sheet today at Cardiff we'll give away a pair of these! Follow & RT to enter pic.twitter.com/61J5AOqtqg

— Pro-Direct Keepers (@ProD_Keepers) August 25, 2013

BANTER! of the Weekend

Cardiff City fans v Manchester City fans

"Where were you when you were blue?" City fans singing at Cardiff supporters

— Oliver Holt (@OllieHolt22) August 25, 2013

Cardiff City fans singing, "You're just a shit Man Utd" aimed at Man City at Cardiff City Stadium.

— EPLStuff (@EPLStuff) August 25, 2013

Arf! of the Weekend

Hussain Cheema

Man City's poor record in Europe continues.

— Hussain Cheema (@GoonerCheema) August 25, 2013

Arf! of the Weekend II

Kevin Bridges, eminent comedian

Harry Beautyman just scored for Welling, his brother Ya-Fuckin has them on his coupon and will be delighted.

— Kevin Bridges (@kevinbridges86) August 24, 2013

On the Sauce? of the Weekend

Mark Bright, ex-Crystal Palace and Sheffield Wednesday

Haven't seen a defence come out like that since George Graham's Arsenal… #mufc v #ccfc #decipline

— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) August 25, 2013

Jermaine PedantJermaine Pedant says… #mufc?


See me.

“We All Make Mistakes” of the Weekend

Mark Beard, Crawley Town coach

The kit man forgetting the match kit sums Millwall up at the moment.Its a shambles, you have one job to do!Need to liven up and pull it back

— Mark Beard (@markbeard37) August 24, 2013

Highlight of the day has gotta be @markbeard37 shanking a ball into the away dugout by mistake this morning #Duck #BootOnWrongFoot

— SoccerCoachResource (@SoccerCoachRes) August 24, 2013

Vic Reeves Impression of the Weekend

Paolo Di Canio, Sunderland manager

Paolo's pain (via @premierleague) as Southampton level 2 mins from time at St Marys pic.twitter.com/KwmvtifvRh

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 24, 2013

Bruce Forsyth Impression of the Weekend

Glenn Hoddle, ex-Tottenham Hotspur

Great to catch up with Spurs Legend Glenn Hoddle today at White Hart Lane during Spurs 1-0 win pic.twitter.com/Zn2fT1WzSn

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 25, 2013

Since-Deleted Tweet of the Weekend

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Gary Lineker on Fulham's new owner

Doomed Relationship of the Weekend

Emmanuel Frimpong, Arsenal

How can this girl am seeing text me saying am at the Barbers WTF

— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) August 24, 2013

Dramatic License of the Weekend

Mark Ogden, Telegraph

Hull 1 Norwich 0. The end.

— Mark Ogden (@MOgdenTelegraph) August 24, 2013

Shamelessness of the Weekend

Peter Odemwingie, (sort of) West Bromwich Albion

My first half performance this weekend was joining wife & sis in law @emafallon for day 2 of ST s insanity ! pic.twitter.com/G7LxdcWqHt

— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) August 24, 2013

‘Suitably Chastened’ of the Weekend

Kemy Agustien, Brighton and Hove Albion

When I care about someone, I really really fucking care.

— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) August 23, 2013

: I deserve to be happy, fuck the bullshit..

— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) August 23, 2013

@KemyAgustien , we appreciate you have right to language and opinions, but please remember younger fans of Seagulls following their faves!

— Duncan Lambert (@Duncan_1967) August 23, 2013

@Duncan_1967 my apologies. U right about that

— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) August 23, 2013

Sticking Neck Out of the Weekend

Ian Abrahams, talkSPORT

I expect Cabaye to leave Newcastle @Man20Dan and ppossibly to Arsenal

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 24, 2013

Conclusive Evidence of the Weekend

Ian Abrahams, talkSPORT

Still not sure Jay Rodriguez disallowed goal was offside pic.twitter.com/ALILpzVZkL

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 24, 2013

Heated Debate of the Weekend

Ian Abrahams, talkSPORT

After Scholes last season and with Giggs nearly 40 and Ronaldo coming back to end his career – is OT becoming a retirement home Utd fans?

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 25, 2013

@BroadcastMoose prob the most stupid thing you've tweeted!

— david davies (@gruff56r) August 25, 2013

@BroadcastMoose I think most United fans would be delighted if Ronaldo came to Old Trafford until he retires!

— Mandy Henry (@MandyHenryMedia) August 25, 2013

Creepy Reply of the Weekend

@Speedo_Fan to Ben Hamer, Charlton Athletic

@salmonboi1: Wat a pic this is @BenHamer21 did u get bit wet pic.twitter.com/4NQwjnd9Pq” Should of got my speedos out. #notpretty

— Ben Hamer (@BenHamer21) August 24, 2013

@BenHamer21 if you really are a speedo fan/wearer please follow.

— Speedo Appreciation (@Speedo_Fan) August 24, 2013

Outing of the Weekend

Geoff Cameron, Stoke City by Stuart Holden, Bolton Wanderers

@GeoffCameron our friendship dwindles with every snap chat you send singing with a zoolander pout!

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) August 24, 2013

Man of the People of the Weekend

Alan Sugar

Watching the Fulham v Arsenal game while cruising along to Cannes pic.twitter.com/lZf9ujAlG7

— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) August 24, 2013

Dubious Sounding Activity of the Weekend

“Funning under water” – Raheem Hanley, Blackburn Rovers

Hamstrings feel like I'm funning under water #tiiiggghhhtttt!!

— Raheem Hanley (@raheemhanley) August 23, 2013

Thought for the Day of the Weekend

Reice Charles-Cook, Bury

Girls love bum sucking eachother

— Runkle (@MrReiceCook) August 24, 2013

Non-Football Tweet of the Weekend

In 2008, the Dutch voted “Swaffelen” as their word of the year – This means to smack one’s penis repeatedly against someone or something.

— UberFacts (@UberFacts) August 23, 2013

Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!