Joe Hart mistakes! Millwall kit man forgets kit! Peter Odemwingie does something inadvisable! Yes, it’s Football Burp’s Tweets of the Weekend!
Take it away, various assorted football types!
Jinx of the Weekend
Pro-Direct Keepers
If Joe Hart keeps a clean sheet today at Cardiff we'll give away a pair of these! Follow & RT to enter pic.twitter.com/61J5AOqtqg
— Pro-Direct Keepers (@ProD_Keepers) August 25, 2013
BANTER! of the Weekend
Cardiff City fans v Manchester City fans
"Where were you when you were blue?" City fans singing at Cardiff supporters
— Oliver Holt (@OllieHolt22) August 25, 2013
Cardiff City fans singing, "You're just a shit Man Utd" aimed at Man City at Cardiff City Stadium.
— EPLStuff (@EPLStuff) August 25, 2013
Arf! of the Weekend
Hussain Cheema
Man City's poor record in Europe continues.
— Hussain Cheema (@GoonerCheema) August 25, 2013
Arf! of the Weekend II
Kevin Bridges, eminent comedian
Harry Beautyman just scored for Welling, his brother Ya-Fuckin has them on his coupon and will be delighted.
— Kevin Bridges (@kevinbridges86) August 24, 2013
On the Sauce? of the Weekend
Mark Bright, ex-Crystal Palace and Sheffield Wednesday
Haven't seen a defence come out like that since George Graham's Arsenal… #mufc v #ccfc #decipline
— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) August 25, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… #mufc?
“Decipline”?
See me.
“We All Make Mistakes” of the Weekend
Mark Beard, Crawley Town coach
The kit man forgetting the match kit sums Millwall up at the moment.Its a shambles, you have one job to do!Need to liven up and pull it back
— Mark Beard (@markbeard37) August 24, 2013
Highlight of the day has gotta be @markbeard37 shanking a ball into the away dugout by mistake this morning #Duck #BootOnWrongFoot
— SoccerCoachResource (@SoccerCoachRes) August 24, 2013
Vic Reeves Impression of the Weekend
Paolo Di Canio, Sunderland manager
Paolo's pain (via @premierleague) as Southampton level 2 mins from time at St Marys pic.twitter.com/KwmvtifvRh
— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 24, 2013
Bruce Forsyth Impression of the Weekend
Glenn Hoddle, ex-Tottenham Hotspur
Great to catch up with Spurs Legend Glenn Hoddle today at White Hart Lane during Spurs 1-0 win pic.twitter.com/Zn2fT1WzSn
— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 25, 2013
Since-Deleted Tweet of the Weekend
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
Doomed Relationship of the Weekend
Emmanuel Frimpong, Arsenal
How can this girl am seeing text me saying am at the Barbers WTF
— Emmanuel Frimpong (@IAMFRIMPONG26) August 24, 2013
Dramatic License of the Weekend
Mark Ogden, Telegraph
Hull 1 Norwich 0. The end.
— Mark Ogden (@MOgdenTelegraph) August 24, 2013
Shamelessness of the Weekend
Peter Odemwingie, (sort of) West Bromwich Albion
My first half performance this weekend was joining wife & sis in law @emafallon for day 2 of ST s insanity ! pic.twitter.com/G7LxdcWqHt
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) August 24, 2013
‘Suitably Chastened’ of the Weekend
Kemy Agustien, Brighton and Hove Albion
When I care about someone, I really really fucking care.
— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) August 23, 2013
: I deserve to be happy, fuck the bullshit..
— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) August 23, 2013
@KemyAgustien , we appreciate you have right to language and opinions, but please remember younger fans of Seagulls following their faves!
— Duncan Lambert (@Duncan_1967) August 23, 2013
@Duncan_1967 my apologies. U right about that
— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) August 23, 2013
Sticking Neck Out of the Weekend
Ian Abrahams, talkSPORT
I expect Cabaye to leave Newcastle @Man20Dan and ppossibly to Arsenal
— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 24, 2013
Conclusive Evidence of the Weekend
Ian Abrahams, talkSPORT
Still not sure Jay Rodriguez disallowed goal was offside pic.twitter.com/ALILpzVZkL
— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 24, 2013
Heated Debate of the Weekend
Ian Abrahams, talkSPORT
After Scholes last season and with Giggs nearly 40 and Ronaldo coming back to end his career – is OT becoming a retirement home Utd fans?
— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) August 25, 2013
@BroadcastMoose prob the most stupid thing you've tweeted!
— david davies (@gruff56r) August 25, 2013
@BroadcastMoose I think most United fans would be delighted if Ronaldo came to Old Trafford until he retires!
— Mandy Henry (@MandyHenryMedia) August 25, 2013
Creepy Reply of the Weekend
@Speedo_Fan to Ben Hamer, Charlton Athletic
“@salmonboi1: Wat a pic this is @BenHamer21 did u get bit wet pic.twitter.com/4NQwjnd9Pq” Should of got my speedos out. #notpretty
— Ben Hamer (@BenHamer21) August 24, 2013
@BenHamer21 if you really are a speedo fan/wearer please follow.
— Speedo Appreciation (@Speedo_Fan) August 24, 2013
Outing of the Weekend
Geoff Cameron, Stoke City by Stuart Holden, Bolton Wanderers
@GeoffCameron our friendship dwindles with every snap chat you send singing with a zoolander pout!
— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) August 24, 2013
Man of the People of the Weekend
Alan Sugar
Watching the Fulham v Arsenal game while cruising along to Cannes pic.twitter.com/lZf9ujAlG7
— Lord Sugar (@Lord_Sugar) August 24, 2013
Dubious Sounding Activity of the Weekend
“Funning under water” – Raheem Hanley, Blackburn Rovers
Hamstrings feel like I'm funning under water #tiiiggghhhtttt!!
— Raheem Hanley (@raheemhanley) August 23, 2013
Thought for the Day of the Weekend
Reice Charles-Cook, Bury
Girls love bum sucking eachother
— Runkle (@MrReiceCook) August 24, 2013
Non-Football Tweet of the Weekend
In 2008, the Dutch voted “Swaffelen” as their word of the year – This means to smack one’s penis repeatedly against someone or something.
— UberFacts (@UberFacts) August 23, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!