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Arf! of the Week
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
“@BBCSport: Bale has not travelled for tie with Dinamo Tbilisi in Georgia because of foot problem < His foot refused to step onto the plane?
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) August 22, 2013
Mischievous/Poorly Thought Through Advertising of the Week
Best advertisement outside arsenal today pic.twitter.com/DmMcv9sn9Z
— Sam Rhodes (@SamuelRhodes_) August 17, 2013
Easily Answered Question of the Week
Micky Hazard, ex-Tottenham Hotspur
What's happening at the Lane, have we won the Euro lottery haha, dunno but it's great, come on Daniel Come on you Spurs
— Micky Hazard (@1MickyHazard) August 21, 2013
Here’s a clue: it begins with ‘Gareth’.
Subtle Musical Reference of the Week
Richard Buxton, Click Liverpool
Willian reportedly stalling on #Spurs switch. Suspect people will look back on this supposed setback & realise it was really nothing… #LFC
— Richard Buxton (@Richard_Buxton_) August 22, 2013
Not-So-Subtle Musical Reference of the Week
David Thompson
In case you didn't know here is a pic of the new LFC target william lets get the party started bang bang ha pic.twitter.com/j4QB0e9uuK
— David Thompson (@DavidDthom77) August 20, 2013
Loose Definition of ‘Quiz’ of the Week
Rafael Benitez, Napoli manager (or at least whoever runs his account)
Quiz: Who has been the best player in the first week of the Premier League? http://t.co/9nJ8NyC4xB
— Rafa Benitez Web (@rafabenitezweb) August 20, 2013
Least Likely to Get a Response of the Week
This lady
@rafabenitezweb Begovic. How's u Rafa?
— Janet Smith ♥ ✌ (@Smurfette_LFC) August 20, 2013
“Hey, I’m gooood, jus managin Napoli atm lol. Howz u?”
Open Goal of the Week
Joey Barton, Queens Park Rangers
Its early on a monday morning but heres a little quote to start the week. Remember, 'Hell's hottest fires burn for hypocrites.'
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) August 19, 2013
Hot fire burning?
Sounds like a cigar in the eye.
Oh no we di’uhnt!
Set to Burn in Hell (at Least According to Joey Barton) of the Week
Alan Pardew, Newcastle United manager
The biggest hypocrite in football. Alan Pardew. pic.twitter.com/Fst5achszC
— Transfer Sources (@TransferSources) August 20, 2013
Other Great Pardew Tweet of the Week
George Caulkin, The Times
Psyching myself up to #askthehardquestions at #NUFC presser this lunchtime. pic.twitter.com/c0NU7tFURI
— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) August 22, 2013
Fanatic of the Week
Alexi Lalas, USA
Today I went to the beach. I built a soccer specific stadium…with parking. I have a problem. #ShellStadium pic.twitter.com/tw4DCYBbhe
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) August 20, 2013
Cheesy Chips Scandal of the Week
Stevenage
Just seen this 4 pound for that!? Pathetic pic.twitter.com/k8biEKQIZx
— dean cox (@dean_7cox) August 21, 2013
Unidentified Gripe of the Week
Carlo Cudicini, LA Galaxy
Unprofessional work by @mrogondino @OriginalWinger misinforming the viewers. #getyourfactsstraight #doyourhomework
— Carlo Cudicini (@Capitancarloc) August 21, 2013
Scouting Report of the Week
Colin Hendry, ex-Blackburn Rovers
quite like that Costa….nippy wee sweetie…
— Colin Hendry (@BraveheartCH) August 21, 2013
Materialist of the Week
DaMarcus Beasley, Puebla
And speakin of Jordan's.. Is it bad that i dont own ONE pair of Jordan's?!?
— DaMarcus Beasley (@DaMarcusBeasley) August 22, 2013
No, DaMarcus.
Strange Criteria of the Week
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
My Top10 British world class footballers who weren't born in the Midlands Best Dalglish Charlton Moore Banks Charles Giggs Law Haynes Finney
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) August 22, 2013
Strange Taste in Motivational Slogans of the Week
Marvin Morgan, Plymouth Argyle
" I'm the king of New York " – K. Lamar
— Marvin Morgan (@MarvinNMorgan) August 21, 2013
Strange Goings On of the Week
Thomas Reilly, St. Mirren, getting inundated with tweets from “Evertun” players
@ThomasReilly11 yu seeym lyke a gud futbuller am betr dan yu
— Gerd Delefe (@Delefepls) August 20, 2013
@FrunkLumpurd @MattHDGamer @ThomasReilly11 teh one and only famous Reilly
— Maruwon Felainee (@felainee) August 20, 2013
@felainee @FrunkLumpurd @MattHDGamer @ThomasReilly11 lul
— Leytun Banes (@LeytunBanes) August 20, 2013
Consolation of the Week
Danny Baker
Daughter sobbing because one of One Direction has got engaged. Comforted her by saying I was same when Millwall sold Keith Weller. #WorseNow
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) August 21, 2013
Unappreciated Good Deed of the Week
Harry Crawford, Barnet
Just helped some old women in costco. Even come off the phone to help her lift something to her trolley. Didn't even get a thank you. #slag
— Harry Crawford (@crawford100) August 21, 2013
Even a smile I would have been satisfied with. Absolutely raging.
— Harry Crawford (@crawford100) August 21, 2013
Satisfactory Conclusion of the Week
Statement from Lazio fans group: "Booing a player is not racist. Anyway, as you don't understand that, from now we won't do it anymore"
— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) August 21, 2013
Those were our Tweets of the Week, just for you. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!