Football Tweets of the Weekend: Ferdinand, Lineker, Emmanuel-Thomas and many more!

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Zac Thompson and friends
Zac Thompson and chums may look happy but there’s evil in those eyes (Image: @ZacThompson23)

It’s our Weekend Tweets of the Football!

No, wait – it’s our Football Tweets of the Weekend! Take it away, footballing weekend tweeters!

Father’s Day Gift of the Weekend

The sister of Jake Howells, Luton Town

My sister's fathers day present to my dad ❤ pic.twitter.com/sieDynLBH6

— jake howells (@jakehowells) June 16, 2013

Point of Order of the Weekend

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

@14HarryG: @GeorgeLineker @LinekerTobias @angus_lineker @harry_lineker You all have one thing in common.. Ears!” < Most folk have 'em

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 16, 2013

Public Speaker of the Weekend

Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United

Best mans speech not finished at all, I've hit a brick wall with it #Wingit !!!

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) June 15, 2013

Children of the Corn of the Weekend

Zac Thompson, Leeds United and friends

I've got the sickest group of mates ever! #ibiza #nonewfriends pic.twitter.com/vESOiLwCUF

— Zac Thompson (@ZacThompson23) June 16, 2013

Queen Mother Impression of the Weekend

John Oster, ex-Everton, Reading and Sunderland

Think it's about tanqueray o'clock time

— John Oster (@johnnyost) June 16, 2013

Bon Viveur of the Weekend

Leon Clowes, Wrexham

Off me tits on Percy pigs and yazoo.

— Leon Clowes (@leon_clowes4) June 14, 2013

Art Lover of the Weekend

Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Ipswich Town

An episode of friends i haven't seen Channel is not changing ✋

— Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (@OfficialJET9) June 15, 2013

Non-Story of the Weekend

Manchester City

NAVAS ON PELLEGRINI: City's new winger exclusively reveals that he is excited to work under Manuel Pellegrini: http://t.co/Y86ThBQjkT #mcfc

— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) June 15, 2013

Priorities of the Weekend

Moses Ashikodi, Ebbsfleet United and Aaron O’Connor, Newport County

Football first personal training second family and friends third girls fourth in that order for next season

— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) June 14, 2013

@MosesAshikodi: Football first personal training second family & friends third girls fourth in that order for next season”family always 1st

— Aaron O'Connor (@OCizzle) June 14, 2013

@OCizzle no mate……..mum first

— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) June 14, 2013

@MosesAshikodi: @OCizzle no mate……..mum first” she not family no?

— Aaron O'Connor (@OCizzle) June 14, 2013

Philosophies of the Weekend

Albert Camus and Harry Redknapp

“Everything I know about morality and obligations of men,I owe it to football.” Albert Camus “Run around a bit.” ― Harry Redknapp Lol #coyi

— Hugh Southon (@hughsouthon) June 15, 2013

“Am I Right, Folks?” of the Weekend

James Hurst, Valur

Women never want to fall out with you wen the bills on its way

— James Hurst (@hursty43) June 16, 2013

Bird-Spotter of the Weekend

Marco Gabbiadini, ex-Derby County and Sunderland

On the District Line! #catchthepigeon pic.twitter.com/zu1Wk2lpas

— Marco Gabbiadini (@marco_ten) June 16, 2013

-itis of the Weekend

Harry Cornick, Bournemouth

I have cougaritis

— Harry Cornick (@CornickH) June 14, 2013

Self-Congratulation of the Weekend

Clark Robertson, Aberdeen

#goodone haha

— Clark Robertson (@robertson_3) June 16, 2013

Charity Appeal of the Weekend

Lee Peacock, Eastleigh

Hands crippled by arthritis,these young men are unable to pull up their own trousers. Please RT and donate £5 today. pic.twitter.com/f1SZG4Tmdk

— Lee Peacock (@LeePeacock76) June 16, 2013

Legend of the Weekend

George Best

Love this pic #georgebest pic.twitter.com/BGUuz7jYGZ

— Jack Grealish (@JackGrealish1) June 16, 2013

Legend of the Weekend II

Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United

I know Congolese men love pointy shoes but I've never seen so many pointy shoes in 1 place, feel like I have to wear shin pads in the lift

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 14, 2013

Anyway I'm off to bed need to get some rest got to chase Alex Song and Eto'o around in a couple of days lol. #twofootedlunge #Studsshowing

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 14, 2013

You know you're tired when you do that proper stretch and a porn star moan comes out. #LAD Zzzzzzz

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 14, 2013

Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!