It’s our Weekend Tweets of the Football!
No, wait – it’s our Football Tweets of the Weekend! Take it away, footballing weekend tweeters!
Father’s Day Gift of the Weekend
The sister of Jake Howells, Luton Town
My sister's fathers day present to my dad ❤ pic.twitter.com/sieDynLBH6
— jake howells (@jakehowells) June 16, 2013
Point of Order of the Weekend
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
“@14HarryG: @GeorgeLineker @LinekerTobias @angus_lineker @harry_lineker You all have one thing in common.. Ears!” < Most folk have 'em
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 16, 2013
Public Speaker of the Weekend
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
Best mans speech not finished at all, I've hit a brick wall with it #Wingit !!!
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) June 15, 2013
Children of the Corn of the Weekend
Zac Thompson, Leeds United and friends
I've got the sickest group of mates ever! #ibiza #nonewfriends pic.twitter.com/vESOiLwCUF
— Zac Thompson (@ZacThompson23) June 16, 2013
Queen Mother Impression of the Weekend
John Oster, ex-Everton, Reading and Sunderland
Think it's about tanqueray o'clock time
— John Oster (@johnnyost) June 16, 2013
Bon Viveur of the Weekend
Leon Clowes, Wrexham
Off me tits on Percy pigs and yazoo.
— Leon Clowes (@leon_clowes4) June 14, 2013
Art Lover of the Weekend
Jay Emmanuel-Thomas, Ipswich Town
An episode of friends i haven't seen Channel is not changing ✋
— Jay Emmanuel-Thomas (@OfficialJET9) June 15, 2013
Non-Story of the Weekend
Manchester City
NAVAS ON PELLEGRINI: City's new winger exclusively reveals that he is excited to work under Manuel Pellegrini: http://t.co/Y86ThBQjkT #mcfc
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) June 15, 2013
Priorities of the Weekend
Moses Ashikodi, Ebbsfleet United and Aaron O’Connor, Newport County
Football first personal training second family and friends third girls fourth in that order for next season
— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) June 14, 2013
“@MosesAshikodi: Football first personal training second family & friends third girls fourth in that order for next season”family always 1st
— Aaron O'Connor (@OCizzle) June 14, 2013
@OCizzle no mate……..mum first
— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) June 14, 2013
“@MosesAshikodi: @OCizzle no mate……..mum first” she not family no?
— Aaron O'Connor (@OCizzle) June 14, 2013
Philosophies of the Weekend
Albert Camus and Harry Redknapp
“Everything I know about morality and obligations of men,I owe it to football.” Albert Camus “Run around a bit.” ― Harry Redknapp Lol #coyi
— Hugh Southon (@hughsouthon) June 15, 2013
“Am I Right, Folks?” of the Weekend
James Hurst, Valur
Women never want to fall out with you wen the bills on its way
— James Hurst (@hursty43) June 16, 2013
Bird-Spotter of the Weekend
Marco Gabbiadini, ex-Derby County and Sunderland
On the District Line! #catchthepigeon pic.twitter.com/zu1Wk2lpas
— Marco Gabbiadini (@marco_ten) June 16, 2013
-itis of the Weekend
Harry Cornick, Bournemouth
I have cougaritis
— Harry Cornick (@CornickH) June 14, 2013
Self-Congratulation of the Weekend
Clark Robertson, Aberdeen
#goodone haha
— Clark Robertson (@robertson_3) June 16, 2013
Charity Appeal of the Weekend
Lee Peacock, Eastleigh
Hands crippled by arthritis,these young men are unable to pull up their own trousers. Please RT and donate £5 today. pic.twitter.com/f1SZG4Tmdk”
— Lee Peacock (@LeePeacock76) June 16, 2013
Legend of the Weekend
George Best
Love this pic #georgebest pic.twitter.com/BGUuz7jYGZ
— Jack Grealish (@JackGrealish1) June 16, 2013
Legend of the Weekend II
Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United
I know Congolese men love pointy shoes but I've never seen so many pointy shoes in 1 place, feel like I have to wear shin pads in the lift
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 14, 2013
Anyway I'm off to bed need to get some rest got to chase Alex Song and Eto'o around in a couple of days lol. #twofootedlunge #Studsshowing
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 14, 2013
You know you're tired when you do that proper stretch and a porn star moan comes out. #LAD Zzzzzzz
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 14, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!