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See where we’re going with this? It’s…Football Tweets of the Week! Take it away, footballers!
“You Don’t Ask, You Don’t Get” of the Week
Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid and Jack Grealish, Aston Villa
All the news about my renewal with Real Madrid are false.
— Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) June 13, 2013
@Cristiano come to the villa we all want u here haha!!
— Jack Grealish (@JackGrealish1) June 13, 2013
Sadly Since Deleted Tweet of the Week
Stan Collymore, ex-Aston Villa, Liverpool and Nottingham Forest
says: We saw the picture, and they were.
Competition Winner of the Week
Thomas Myhre, ex-Everton
— TheEvertonForum.com (@TheEFCForum) June 13, 2013
— Thomas H Myhre (@thmyhre) June 13, 2013
“Hurry Up and Sign for Another Team, Daddy!” of the Week
Florent Malouda’s daughter
Look what my daughter gave me today!!! It can be useful … pic.twitter.com/gu3Z6GINHn
— Florent Malouda (@realflorentm) June 13, 2013
Reading Too Much Into It of the Week
Paul Hayward, Telegraph
Man Utd tweets asking fans which players they would like the club to buy. The Ferguson era really is over.
— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) June 10, 2013
@_PaulHayward they've done it before. It's not exactly like they're going to cast a vote and then bid for that player.
— Michael Cottom (@mikecottom77) June 10, 2013
Shopper of the Week
Neil Etheridge, Fulham
Size of the shopping receipt before our 2 day beach trip pic.twitter.com/0gfhyfnlEk
— Neil Etheridge (@Neil38Etheridge) June 10, 2013
“The Whacky World of…” of the Week
Michu, Swansea City
Pero todo buen asturiano,NO SABE DE RENDICIÓN!!!! pic.twitter.com/yuR1Hl5gfV
— Michu (@Michuoviedo) June 13, 2013
Rallying Cry of the Week
Chico Flores, Swansea City
I wanted to send a greeting to all the Swansea fans, enjoy the holidays. Have you desire to start the new season?… #Jackbastards
— Chico Flores (@ChicoFlores12) June 13, 2013
Defiance of the Week
Chloe Macdonald, daughter of Burton Albion’s Alex
Usually when's there is people about u get nervous about pooing.. Chloe just done a big shit infront of everyone around the pool.. #isright
— Alex Macdonald (@alexmacca11) June 13, 2013
TV Critic of the Week
Lee Molyneux, Accrington Stanley
Who give Paul O'Grady a show talking about anorexic dogs? Burns the eyes and his voice scours the ears. Next channel.
— Lee Molyneux (@Moly24) June 13, 2013
Fruity Tribute of the Week
This guy, to Everton’s Costa Rica international Bryan Oviedo
— Ste (@blue_scouse) June 12, 2013
Wheel of Cundy of the Week
Jason Cundy, ex-Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur
— Jason Victor Cundy (@jasoncundy05) June 12, 2013
says: Wheeeeel of Cundyyyy!
Disenfranchisement of the Week
Jorell Johnson, Watford youth
How comes I can't find my name on any Coke bottles?!?!
— Jorell Johnson (@JorellJohnson) June 12, 2013
Romantic of the Week
Mesut Özil, Real Madrid
The sexiest curve on her body is her smile….❤ http://t.co/NCZaG3PcSJ
— Mesut Özil (@MesutOzil1088) June 12, 2013
History Lesson of the Week
Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) June 13, 2013
Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!