Tweets of the Weekend: Carlton Cole mum joke, Rooney’s sourness & more!

Tweets of the Weekend featuring Carlton Cole's mum joke, Rooney's sourness, Brazilian protests, Assou-Ekotto's Spurs comeback and more.

Robbie Savage, featured in one of the Tweets of the Weekend
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We present the Tweets of the Weekend once again for your enjoyment – this week featuring Carlton Cole’s mum joke, Rooney’s sourness, Brazilian protests, Robbie Savage, Assou-Ekotto’s Spurs comeback and much, much more.

Let’s take it away…

Mum Joke of the Weekend

Carlton Cole, West Ham United

@RickyBrown_ as useless as your mum was in bed lastnight

— Carlton Cole (@CarltonCole1) November 23, 2013

Sourness of the Weekend

Wayne Rooney discussing Graeme Souness’s comments on Manchester United v Cardiff

Sourness the rules are u kick out u should be off. Souness medel gives left hook he's done his job. Haha brilliant

— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) November 24, 2013

Sourness was sarcastic for everyone biting

— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) November 24, 2013

Protest of the Weekend

Brazilian teams sit down for the first minute of their matches as part of The Bom Senso F.C. demonstrations

Minuto de protesta por condiciones futbolisticas en el Brasileirao #respect #corinthians #flamengo pic.twitter.com/wGdAePWdjp

— Cesar Gonzales (@arkam_raul) November 24, 2013

Comeback of the Weekend

Benoît Assou-Ekotto on coming back to Spurs

@rastofedo yeeeees fir sure

— Benoit Assou-Ekotto (@AssouEkotto) November 24, 2013

Manchester City Supporter of the Weekend

Ian Wright, former Arsenal striker

WE WANT 6 we want 6 !!!! :-).

— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) November 24, 2013

Intellectual of the Weekend

Robbie Savage, as commended by Gary Lineker

From Joey Essex on #imacelebrity to @RobbieSavage8 on #MOTD2 . Finally an intellectual…

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 24, 2013

Sick of the Weekend

Matt Le Tissier

Sick of managers trying to defend their players when they know damn well they should have been sent off too #uknowwhouare

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) November 24, 2013

Sick of the Weekend II

Chelsea’s Milan Lalkovic, on loan at Walsall

The moon looks sick

— Milan Lalkovic (@LalkovicMilan09) November 24, 2013

Comedian of the Weekend

Southampton goalkeeper Artur Boruc, as recommended by Dietmar Hamann

I didn't know John Cleese was in goal for Southampton #Boruc

— Didi Hamann (@DietmarHamann) November 23, 2013

Selfie of the Weekend

This guy

@LADBible @ladbible_ #SelfieOfTheDay pic.twitter.com/0ble2a9Tka

— Ioan 'Kiwi' Lewis (@IoanCCFCLewis) November 24, 2013

The End of the Weekend

Mario Balotelli, AC Milan, who missed a penalty

This is the end. :-)

— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) November 24, 2013