We present the Tweets of the Weekend once again for your enjoyment – this week featuring Carlton Cole’s mum joke, Rooney’s sourness, Brazilian protests, Robbie Savage, Assou-Ekotto’s Spurs comeback and much, much more.
Let’s take it away…
Mum Joke of the Weekend
Carlton Cole, West Ham United
@RickyBrown_ as useless as your mum was in bed lastnight
— Carlton Cole (@CarltonCole1) November 23, 2013
Sourness of the Weekend
Wayne Rooney discussing Graeme Souness’s comments on Manchester United v Cardiff
Sourness the rules are u kick out u should be off. Souness medel gives left hook he's done his job. Haha brilliant
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) November 24, 2013
Sourness was sarcastic for everyone biting
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) November 24, 2013
Protest of the Weekend
Brazilian teams sit down for the first minute of their matches as part of The Bom Senso F.C. demonstrations
Minuto de protesta por condiciones futbolisticas en el Brasileirao #respect #corinthians #flamengo pic.twitter.com/wGdAePWdjp
— Cesar Gonzales (@arkam_raul) November 24, 2013
Comeback of the Weekend
Benoît Assou-Ekotto on coming back to Spurs
@rastofedo yeeeees fir sure
— Benoit Assou-Ekotto (@AssouEkotto) November 24, 2013
Manchester City Supporter of the Weekend
Ian Wright, former Arsenal striker
WE WANT 6 we want 6 !!!! :-).
— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) November 24, 2013
Intellectual of the Weekend
Robbie Savage, as commended by Gary Lineker
From Joey Essex on #imacelebrity to @RobbieSavage8 on #MOTD2 . Finally an intellectual…
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) November 24, 2013
Sick of the Weekend
Matt Le Tissier
Sick of managers trying to defend their players when they know damn well they should have been sent off too #uknowwhouare
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) November 24, 2013
Sick of the Weekend II
Chelsea’s Milan Lalkovic, on loan at Walsall
The moon looks sick
— Milan Lalkovic (@LalkovicMilan09) November 24, 2013
Comedian of the Weekend
Southampton goalkeeper Artur Boruc, as recommended by Dietmar Hamann
I didn't know John Cleese was in goal for Southampton #Boruc
— Didi Hamann (@DietmarHamann) November 23, 2013
Selfie of the Weekend
This guy
@LADBible @ladbible_ #SelfieOfTheDay pic.twitter.com/0ble2a9Tka
— Ioan 'Kiwi' Lewis (@IoanCCFCLewis) November 24, 2013
The End of the Weekend
Mario Balotelli, AC Milan, who missed a penalty
This is the end. :-)
— Mario Balotelli (@FinallyMario) November 24, 2013