Tweets of the Weekend: Apologies, missed opportunities, sandwiches and more

Just another edition of Tweets of the Weekend - featuring contributions from Agger, Mignolet, Richards, Ba, Gomes and plenty more.

Sandwiches heavily feature in the best Tweets of the Weekend
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Just another edition of Tweets of the Weekend – featuring Agger, Richards, Ba, Gomes and plenty more discussing their favourite things on their favourite social network.

We’ve got sandwiches, bins, mummies and feuds…

So sit back, relax and help yourself to some of the best Tweets of the Weekend!

Mummy of the Weekend

Carlisle United defender Pascal Chimbonda’s!

I want to thx my mummy to ad coming at my game yesterday I ad a nice time with her and hopefully she will be ther for the next one #family

— chimbonda pascal (@pascalchimbond1) March 16, 2014

Bin Still In A Lift of the Weekend

Gary Lineker revisits the bin in a lift

Bin in a lift mystery goes on. Has been in bin selfie. pic.twitter.com/uMVkomqWpT

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 15, 2014

Point About A Point of the Weekend

Made by Hull City goalkeeper Allan McGregor

Listen for you people that can't read English! My point is don't just bring up one point and forget about the rest! That's it! Simple!

— Allan McGregor (@therealgreegsy1) March 15, 2014

Apologies To The Wife of the Weekend

Simon Mignolet apologises for hitting Liverpool team-mate Daniel Agger in the face

Great game, great atmosphere!! Hardcore keeper.. With friends like that, who needs enemies? :) pic.twitter.com/B5g8AaKFPV

— Daniel Agger (@DanielAgger) March 16, 2014

@DanielAgger My sincere apologies also to the wife! :)

— Simon Mignolet (@SMignolet) March 16, 2014

Missed Opportunity of the Weekend

Bus lane cameras thwart Kalloni defender Gabriel Zakuani and son

Still can't believe I drove past Ramires today, wanted an autograph for my little boy but there were bus lane cameras pic.twitter.com/6kv503wEND

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) March 16, 2014

Selfie Slapdown of the Weekend

Manchester City’s Micah Richards responds to seeing Wojciech Szczesny take a selfie at the North London derby

Did szczesny just take a selfie on the pitch???.. Il repeat again pic.twitter.com/xoe09DOYxf

— Micah Richards (@MicahRichards) March 16, 2014

Sandwich of the Weekend

Spotted by Demba Ba, Chelsea

@Universalement: Pain au raisin pic.twitter.com/FJLhxtVApN

— Demba Ba (@dembabafoot) March 16, 2014

Sandwich of the Weekend II

Bought by Spurs goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes, currently on loan at TSG 1899 Hoffenheim

Homeless man asks me for $1 (for food). I buy him a sandwich instead….

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) March 17, 2014

He gratefully chats me up then proceeds to give me investment advice. Junk Bonds it is, my friend! ??

— herculez gomez (@herculezg) March 17, 2014

Ass of the Weekend

Vancouver Whitecaps defender Jay DeMerit’s goalscoring ass

@D6MERIT your ass is clinical. One shot. One goal.

— Main Man (@MainMan425) March 17, 2014

Twitter Feud of the Weekend

Between lunatic Manchester United fan @Moyes_Must_Go and the man often mistaken for Robin van Persie, @rvp


— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 15, 2014

@rvp: @Moyes_Must_Go i will kill you, you cocksucking bastard.” WTF ROBBIE NOT AGAIN!! FUKING SAY THAT TO YOUR LOYAL FANS IN HARD WOK CAFE

— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 16, 2014

@Moyes_Must_Go fuck off you motherfucker. I will kill you for harassing me.

— RaviVisvesvaraPrasad (@rvp) March 16, 2014

@pongowaring i have repeatedly warned @Moyes_Must_Go to stop harassing me for no reason. But he continues to harass me. I want him dead.

— RaviVisvesvaraPrasad (@rvp) March 16, 2014

Tweet of the Weekend

And finally, from Wrexham’s Leon Clowes…

pissing like a race horse

— Leon Clowes (@leon_clowes4) March 16, 2014