Just another edition of Tweets of the Weekend – featuring Agger, Richards, Ba, Gomes and plenty more discussing their favourite things on their favourite social network.
We’ve got sandwiches, bins, mummies and feuds…
So sit back, relax and help yourself to some of the best Tweets of the Weekend!
Mummy of the Weekend
Carlisle United defender Pascal Chimbonda’s!
I want to thx my mummy to ad coming at my game yesterday I ad a nice time with her and hopefully she will be ther for the next one #family
— chimbonda pascal (@pascalchimbond1) March 16, 2014
Bin Still In A Lift of the Weekend
Gary Lineker revisits the bin in a lift
Bin in a lift mystery goes on. Has been in bin selfie. pic.twitter.com/uMVkomqWpT
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 15, 2014
Point About A Point of the Weekend
Made by Hull City goalkeeper Allan McGregor
Listen for you people that can't read English! My point is don't just bring up one point and forget about the rest! That's it! Simple!
— Allan McGregor (@therealgreegsy1) March 15, 2014
Apologies To The Wife of the Weekend
Simon Mignolet apologises for hitting Liverpool team-mate Daniel Agger in the face
Great game, great atmosphere!! Hardcore keeper.. With friends like that, who needs enemies? :) pic.twitter.com/B5g8AaKFPV
— Daniel Agger (@DanielAgger) March 16, 2014
@DanielAgger My sincere apologies also to the wife! :)
— Simon Mignolet (@SMignolet) March 16, 2014
Missed Opportunity of the Weekend
Bus lane cameras thwart Kalloni defender Gabriel Zakuani and son
Still can't believe I drove past Ramires today, wanted an autograph for my little boy but there were bus lane cameras pic.twitter.com/6kv503wEND
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) March 16, 2014
Selfie Slapdown of the Weekend
Manchester City’s Micah Richards responds to seeing Wojciech Szczesny take a selfie at the North London derby
Did szczesny just take a selfie on the pitch???.. Il repeat again pic.twitter.com/xoe09DOYxf
— Micah Richards (@MicahRichards) March 16, 2014
Sandwich of the Weekend
Spotted by Demba Ba, Chelsea
“@Universalement: Pain au raisin pic.twitter.com/FJLhxtVApN”
— Demba Ba (@dembabafoot) March 16, 2014
Sandwich of the Weekend II
Bought by Spurs goalkeeper Heurelho Gomes, currently on loan at TSG 1899 Hoffenheim
Homeless man asks me for $1 (for food). I buy him a sandwich instead….
— herculez gomez (@herculezg) March 17, 2014
He gratefully chats me up then proceeds to give me investment advice. Junk Bonds it is, my friend! ??
— herculez gomez (@herculezg) March 17, 2014
Ass of the Weekend
Vancouver Whitecaps defender Jay DeMerit’s goalscoring ass
@D6MERIT your ass is clinical. One shot. One goal.
— Main Man (@MainMan425) March 17, 2014
Twitter Feud of the Weekend
Between lunatic Manchester United fan @Moyes_Must_Go and the man often mistaken for Robin van Persie, @rvp
OLD RETARD @RVP JUST RUINED HIS CHANCE OF NEW MUFC DEAL
@ManUtd WILL NOT BE HAPPY THAT HE ABUSE BIGGEST FAN IN ASIA pic.twitter.com/hQyUbP6nQK
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 15, 2014
“@rvp: @Moyes_Must_Go i will kill you, you cocksucking bastard.”
WTF ROBBIE NOT AGAIN!! FUKING SAY THAT TO YOUR LOYAL FANS IN HARD WOK CAFE
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) March 16, 2014
@Moyes_Must_Go fuck off you motherfucker. I will kill you for harassing me.
— RaviVisvesvaraPrasad (@rvp) March 16, 2014
@pongowaring i have repeatedly warned @Moyes_Must_Go to stop harassing me for no reason. But he continues to harass me. I want him dead.
— RaviVisvesvaraPrasad (@rvp) March 16, 2014
Tweet of the Weekend
And finally, from Wrexham’s Leon Clowes…
pissing like a race horse
— Leon Clowes (@leon_clowes4) March 16, 2014