Man City Champions League exit! Pepe Reina refutation! Much more besides! Is it Tweets of the Week? Darn tootin’…
Google Translate User of the Week
Fernandinho, Manchester City
Muito triste com o resultado e desclassificação de hj,o time lutou e foi guerreiro até o fim.
Vamos levantar a cabeça e pensar na Premier.
— Fernandinho (@fernaoficial) March 13, 2014
Very sad about today's result, the team struggled and was warrior to the end.
raise our heads and think about the Premier.
— Fernandinho (@fernaoficial) March 13, 2014
Misguided Optimism of the Week
Yaya Touré, Manchester City
No luck tonight, but the sky remains blue…let´s focus on the premiere league!!
— yaya toure (@Toure_yaya42) March 12, 2014
Jermaine Pedant says… Misguided insomuch as the sky isn’t blue at night. Well, not that blue.
Did the sun not go down in Barcelona on Wednesday night? Impressive if so.
Inferiority Complex of the Week
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
Messi's feet are ridiculous!
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 12, 2014
Messi makes me realise how shit I was!
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 12, 2014
Feel shittier by the minute. #Messi
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 12, 2014
In all seriousness, Messi produces more pieces of exceptional skill in a single game than I managed in an entire career.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 12, 2014
Refuted Myth of the Week
That concerning Pepe Reina, Napoli
Got to be stupid to believe that…OMG!!pic.twitter.com/9g6f2H9SlS
— Pepe Reina (@PReina25) March 11, 2014
Frustrating Day of the Week
Sean St Ledger, Leicester City
Ever get them frustrating days?! Today's one of them.
— Sean St Ledger (@seanstledger12) March 13, 2014
Sounds frustrating.
Inaugural Attempt at a Joke
Martin Keown, Match of the Day
Robben could have got a gold medal in the 10m diving if he had switched sports!
— Martin Keown (@martinkeown5) March 11, 2014
That’s not bad for a first try, Martin.
Burgeoning Friendship of the Week
Adebayo Akinfenwa, Gillingham, and TV’s Jonathan Ross
Met a tru legend tonight at the @xboxuk launch of Titanfall @wossy straight BOSS straight #BMO pic.twitter.com/xoL3BurfGU
— daRealAAkinfenwa (@daRealAkinfenwa) March 13, 2014
Flawed Jenas Criticism of the Week
Leon Knight, ex-Chelsea
Jenas ain't answering the questions right tho
— leon knight (@leonknight1982) March 13, 2014
Jermaine Pedant says… Not answering the questions correctly.
Affected Gait of the Week
Darren Eadie, ex-Leicester City and Norwich City
Anyone else got a pair of shoes that sound like a fart when you walk? got a silly walk now trying not to make the noise #embarrassing
— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) March 12, 2014
“Tell Your Friend Ashley” of the Week
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
After going to the Eng vs Wales rugby game..watching a footballer roll around after a little tap on the face as if poll axed is embarrassing
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) March 11, 2014
Those were our Tweets of the Week. Have a great weekend, folks!