Tweets of the Weekend: Alonso, Hazard, Odemwingie, Le Saux and more!

Featuring tweets from Xavi Alonso, Eden Hazard, Peter Odemwingie, Graeme Le Saux and more!

"Mooouuuah! (Image: Twitter/Bakary Sako)
“Mooouuuah! (Image: Twitter/Bakary Sako)

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Pun of the Weekend

Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid

Not perfect day. RIP Lou Reed. http://t.co/IAbZHZzBFj

— Xabi Alonso (@XabiAlonso) October 27, 2013

Deleted Tweet of the Weekend

Ruud Gullit, former Newcastle United manager

Ruud Gullit Poyet tweet. one of our Tweets of the Weekend

Many of the responses were less than congenial.

Maths of the Weekend

Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers

Only one word to describe Chelsea v Man City. Absolutely mouthwatering….

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 25, 2013

Accidental Partridge of the Weekend

Manchester City

If the Met Office are to be believed there's a storm hitting these shores very soon, but will it be raining goals at Stamford Bridge? #mcfc

— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) October 27, 2013

Needs a Thesaurus of the Weekend

Eden Hazard, Chelsea

Good game good win good fans… Was good day… Thanks for your support… Gooooood night

— Eden hazard (@hazardeden10) October 27, 2013

Sunderland or Porridge? of the Weekend

Adam Reed, Burton Albion

FLETCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haahahaahahahahahahahaha

— Adam Reed (@Adam_Reed4) October 27, 2013

Terminology of the Weekend

Barry Glendenning, Football Weekly, for ‘thunderbastard’

Borini thunderbastard wins it for Sunderland. "We are second from bottom of the league! We are second from bottom of the league!"

— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) October 27, 2013

“Off You Go, Then” of the Weekend

This Liverpool fan

If Fabio Borini scores today I'll buy a Sunderland season ticket and go to every game for the rest of my life

— Darren (@_DarrenLFC_) October 26, 2013

Clash of the Weekend

Sunderland v Newcastle United

Surely there's a bit of a kit clash! #SunvNew #SuperSunday

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) October 27, 2013

Hope one of the teams switches to white shorts second half !!!

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 27, 2013

Anybody else think that #nufc should be in there away strip? #colourclash both teams in stripes from a distance deceiving!

— John Oster (@johnnyost) October 27, 2013

Can't tell who is who in the Sunderland v Newcastle game

— Owen Coyle Junior (@OwenCoyleJnr96) October 27, 2013

Meow! of the Weekend

Graeme le Saux, ex-Blackburn Rovers, Chelsea and England

Lady Gaga captured during rehearsals. #xfactor http://t.co/eMeINDmIlO pic.twitter.com/6e09TGCDjw

— Graeme le Saux (@graemelesaux14) October 27, 2013

Defiance of the Weekend

Peter Odemwingie, Cardiff City

I didn't want to comment on many things that are happening lately but I was dragged into it. pic.twitter.com/9cDQTI71X1

— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) October 27, 2013

“Been at the Sherry” of the Weekend

Mike Parry, talkSPORT

Just seen the Rooney goal for Man Utd on MOTD. Easily one of the best headed goals of all time.

— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) October 26, 2013

Just seen Wayne Rooney's goal on MOTD. Probably the best header of all time. And Luis Suarez header wasn't bad either.

— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) October 26, 2013

Wayne Rooney's goal on MOTD tonight was best headed goal I've ever seen. Until Suarez scored best headed goal I've ever seen. Rooney's No 1

— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) October 26, 2013

Acid Trip of the Weekend

Sam Saunders, Brentford

Mince pies doing Cruyff turns this morning….

— sam saunders (@samsaunders7) October 27, 2013

Condemnation of the Weekend

Tancredi Palmeri, Gazzetta dello Sport

The first half of Lazio-Cagliari in some countries have replaced the water boarding, but only the ones with no respect for human dignity

— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) October 27, 2013

Emphatic Kiss of the Weekend

Bakary Sako, Wolverhampton Wanderers

Mouahhhhhhh pic.twitter.com/uXZ5u59kZA

— sako bakary (@sakobakary26) October 26, 2013

Glamorous Trip of the Weekend

Sam Winnall, Scunthorpe United

Grimsby away?! #Tasty #FACup

— Sam Winnall (@Winnall19) October 27, 2013

Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!