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Pun of the Weekend
Xabi Alonso, Real Madrid
Not perfect day. RIP Lou Reed. http://t.co/IAbZHZzBFj
— Xabi Alonso (@XabiAlonso) October 27, 2013
Deleted Tweet of the Weekend
Ruud Gullit, former Newcastle United manager
Many of the responses were less than congenial.
Maths of the Weekend
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
Only one word to describe Chelsea v Man City. Absolutely mouthwatering….
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 25, 2013
Accidental Partridge of the Weekend
Manchester City
If the Met Office are to be believed there's a storm hitting these shores very soon, but will it be raining goals at Stamford Bridge? #mcfc
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) October 27, 2013
Needs a Thesaurus of the Weekend
Eden Hazard, Chelsea
Good game good win good fans… Was good day… Thanks for your support… Gooooood night
— Eden hazard (@hazardeden10) October 27, 2013
Sunderland or Porridge? of the Weekend
Adam Reed, Burton Albion
FLETCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haahahaahahahahahahahaha
— Adam Reed (@Adam_Reed4) October 27, 2013
Terminology of the Weekend
Barry Glendenning, Football Weekly, for ‘thunderbastard’
Borini thunderbastard wins it for Sunderland. "We are second from bottom of the league! We are second from bottom of the league!"
— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) October 27, 2013
“Off You Go, Then” of the Weekend
This Liverpool fan
If Fabio Borini scores today I'll buy a Sunderland season ticket and go to every game for the rest of my life
— Darren (@_DarrenLFC_) October 26, 2013
Clash of the Weekend
Sunderland v Newcastle United
Surely there's a bit of a kit clash! #SunvNew #SuperSunday
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) October 27, 2013
Hope one of the teams switches to white shorts second half !!!
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 27, 2013
Anybody else think that #nufc should be in there away strip? #colourclash both teams in stripes from a distance deceiving!
— John Oster (@johnnyost) October 27, 2013
Can't tell who is who in the Sunderland v Newcastle game
— Owen Coyle Junior (@OwenCoyleJnr96) October 27, 2013
Meow! of the Weekend
Graeme le Saux, ex-Blackburn Rovers, Chelsea and England
Lady Gaga captured during rehearsals. #xfactor http://t.co/eMeINDmIlO pic.twitter.com/6e09TGCDjw
— Graeme le Saux (@graemelesaux14) October 27, 2013
Defiance of the Weekend
Peter Odemwingie, Cardiff City
I didn't want to comment on many things that are happening lately but I was dragged into it. pic.twitter.com/9cDQTI71X1
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) October 27, 2013
“Been at the Sherry” of the Weekend
Mike Parry, talkSPORT
Just seen the Rooney goal for Man Utd on MOTD. Easily one of the best headed goals of all time.
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) October 26, 2013
Just seen Wayne Rooney's goal on MOTD. Probably the best header of all time. And Luis Suarez header wasn't bad either.
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) October 26, 2013
Wayne Rooney's goal on MOTD tonight was best headed goal I've ever seen. Until Suarez scored best headed goal I've ever seen. Rooney's No 1
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) October 26, 2013
Acid Trip of the Weekend
Sam Saunders, Brentford
Mince pies doing Cruyff turns this morning….
— sam saunders (@samsaunders7) October 27, 2013
Condemnation of the Weekend
Tancredi Palmeri, Gazzetta dello Sport
The first half of Lazio-Cagliari in some countries have replaced the water boarding, but only the ones with no respect for human dignity
— Tancredi Palmeri (@tancredipalmeri) October 27, 2013
Emphatic Kiss of the Weekend
Bakary Sako, Wolverhampton Wanderers
Mouahhhhhhh pic.twitter.com/uXZ5u59kZA
— sako bakary (@sakobakary26) October 26, 2013
Glamorous Trip of the Weekend
Sam Winnall, Scunthorpe United
— Sam Winnall (@Winnall19) October 27, 2013
Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!