
As everyone knows, Tweets + of + the + Week = Tweets of the Week! Let’s kick this bad boy off with this week’s most widely reported Luis Suárez-related tweet…
Doping Accusation of the Week
John W. Henry, Liverpool owner
What do you think they're smoking over there at Emirates?
— John W. Henry (@John_W_Henry) July 24, 2013
Group Hug of the Week
André Schürrle, John Terry and Romelu Lukaku, Chelsea
Fuuuun:)) @RomeluLukaku9 #jt26 #behappy pic.twitter.com/ppOOKLPFeu
— André Schürrle (@Andre_Schuerrle) July 24, 2013
Team News of the Week
Matt Barlow, Daily Mail
One banner near me says: "No Lampard No Party", which is a shame because there's no Lampard.
— Matt Barlow (@Matt_Barlow_DM) July 25, 2013
Collective Noun of the Week
The “galaxy of flashlights” that greeted Chelsea and Indonesia
The teams walk out to a wall of noise and a galaxy of flash lights. #CFCTour
— Chelsea FC (@chelseafc) July 25, 2013
Shattered Illusion of the Week
Robbie Savage, ex-Wales
CBBC tomorrow at 10 am it's finally here … HACKER TIME !!!! Watch hacker hammer me so so funny , a very funny dog !!
— Robbie Savage (@RobbieSavage8) July 25, 2013
@RobbieSavage8 Its not really a dog you know? Its a puppet!
— Huge Media (@HugeMedialtd) July 25, 2013
Poser of the Week
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
Scenic pic.twitter.com/8n9lCp7pEY
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) July 25, 2013
Arrogance of the Week
Billy Clifford, Yeovil Town (on loan from Chelsea)
Iv got friends and iv got associates know your role
— Billy Clifford (@Bclifford47) July 25, 2013
Human Interest Aggregator of the Week
Lee Peacock, ex-Bristol City, Mansfield Town and Swindon Town
Call of duty n a turd? dont mind if i do! "Babes!i might b in here a while my guts r killing!" pic.twitter.com/bbn1jWb0az”
— Lee Peacock (@LeePeacock76) July 25, 2013
Best. Tattoo. Ever. pic.twitter.com/G1IZGxlNa4”
— Lee Peacock (@LeePeacock76) July 25, 2013
Appliance Misuse and Subsequent Vow of the Week
Romain Vincelot, Leyton Orient
The beard will be back… Clippers accident…
— Romain Vincelot (@romain_vincelot) July 24, 2013
Father/Son Relationship of the Week
Zak Ansah, Arsenal and Andy ‘Unbelievable Tekkers’ Ansah, ex-Southend United
What to do with today ??
— Zak Ansah (@ZakAnsah) July 25, 2013
“@ZakAnsah: What to do with today ??” How about clean my car and refill it with Petrol, as I guess you have used it and it is empty?
— Andy Ansah Tekkers (@MrAndyAnsah) July 25, 2013
@MrAndyAnsah loooool decent shout Dad
— Zak Ansah (@ZakAnsah) July 25, 2013
Father/Son Relationship of the Week II
Rob Palmer, Sky Sports and his son Ellis
My teenage son takes me to a Dutch coffee shop that sells just coffee! And spends 15 mins talking coffee! @ellispalmer94: @Head1stCoffee
— rob palmer (@robbopalmer) July 25, 2013
Snap of the Week
Bryan Swanson, Sky Sports
Outdoor match in Hong Kong tonight… #wet pic.twitter.com/qwinNopadL
— Bryan Swanson (@skysports_bryan) July 25, 2013
Snap of the Week II
Max Rushden, Soccer AM
Confirmation that I am a real man. #truelad pic.twitter.com/zlsIno1if5
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) July 24, 2013
Have an utterly splendid weekend, all!