Nani dog? Eh? By which of course we mean: it’s Football Burp’s Tweets of the Week!
Take it away, footballers (and their dogs)!
Owner of a Footballing Dog of the Week
Nani, Manchester United
Did you know my dog plays football? http://t.co/ydHgtWQ0Pj
— Nani (@luisnani) July 18, 2013
Selfie of the Week
Mario Balotelli and Ronaldo
Best in the world:-) <3 pic.twitter.com/Se9Ydk6Xag
— Mario balotelli (@FinallyMario) July 17, 2013
Sensitivity of the Week
Eric Kronberg, Sporting Kansas City
Think a bunny got trapped in my garden and died of hunger. That's like getting locked in Costco and starving to death. #stupidbunny
— Eric Kronberg (@Ekronberg) July 8, 2013
Incisive Journalism of the Week
Martin Lipton, Daily Mirror
#mufc bid for Bale a statement of their intent.
— Martin Lipton (@MartinLipton) July 18, 2013
Unintentional Smut of the Week
Bryan Oviedo, Everton
Buenas sensaciones esta pretemporada Good feeling this preseason pic.twitter.com/mPDEg0ToLA
— Bryan Oviedo (@Bryan_Oviedo) July 18, 2013
Funnies of the Week
Tyrone Mings, Ipswich Town
How to make money from Facebook: 1. Goto account settings 2. Deactivate your account 3. Get a job
— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) July 17, 2013
Kenneth McEvoy, Tottenham Hotspur
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
— kenneth Mcevoy Jnr (@kennethMcevoy) July 17, 2013
Style Guru of the Week
Henri Lansbury, Nottingham Forest
Maynn I need more tats :( next week me thinks !!
— Henri Lansbury (@HenriLansbury22) July 16, 2013
Late night heart don't think u can beat it!
— Henri Lansbury (@HenriLansbury22) July 17, 2013
Loving Son of the Week
Ben Osborn, Nottingham Forest
When my mum starts talking about football she normally lasts about 3 seconds before me or my dad tell her to shut up.
— Ben Osborn (@OsbornOn1) July 17, 2013
Adopted Northerner of the Week
Bruce Dyer, ex-Barnsley, Crystal Palace and Watford
Mushy Peas or Gravy with chips ?? Gravy all day long I think ? pic.twitter.com/ZphQviNjuQ
— Bruce Dyer (@Bruce10Dyer) July 16, 2013
Goalkeepers Union of the Week
Robert Green, Queens Park Rangers and Ben Foster, West Bromwich Albion
— Robert Green (@Robert1Green) July 18, 2013
@Robert1Green you out in Austria too my mate! Lovely place eh, not a lot to do tho!
— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) July 18, 2013
— Robert Green (@Robert1Green) July 18, 2013
First World Problem of the Week
Ravel Morrison, West Ham United
— ra'vel (@morrisonravel) July 18, 2013
Pinup of the Week
Robbie Rogers, LA Galaxy
— Out Magazine (@outmagazine) July 16, 2013
— Robbie Rogers (@robbierogers) July 16, 2013
Not Doing It Right of the Week
Chris Dawson, Leeds United
How do you injure your hamstring playing golf?!
— Chris Dawson (@Chris_dawson7) July 18, 2013
How Much?? of the Week
Ross McCormack, Leeds United
so I left couple toy boxes next to bins… I accept the fine. Don't believe it cost 900 bucks to clear them! Picked them up in a private jet
— Ross McCormack (@Rossmccormack44) July 18, 2013
Euphemism of the Week
Peter Ramage, Crystal Palace
How annoying is it when ur driving home n u need to shake hands with the babies father but every fecking turns red! #tiednot
— Peter Ramage (@peterramage83) July 18, 2013
Advice of the Week
Michael Chopra, Ipswich Town
If you think somebody is giving you a fake number, read it back to them incorrectly. See if they correct you.
— Michael Chopra (@MichaelChopra10) July 16, 2013
Indiscriminate Broadside of the Week
Ellis Harrison, Bristol Rovers
You are the strangest person I have ever met..
— Ellis Harrison (@EllisHarrison1) July 18, 2013
Haute Cuisine of the Week
Kyle Naughton, Tottenham Hotspur and Connor Brown, Oldham Athletic
Scrambled egg, tuna and sweetcorn and beans with one slice of toast. Get in my belly @Knaughts88 signature dish
— Connor brown (@BrownC02) July 18, 2013
Casting Idea of the Week
Jason Roberts, Reading
Watching…The Big Lebrowski… When I retire I am going to become my own version of…The Dude…well, without the J's …and the hair!!!
— Jason Roberts (@JasonRoberts30) July 18, 2013
Fact of the Week
Darren Eadie, ex-Leicester City and Norwich City
Hello @From_P2P elephants have chins!
— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) July 15, 2013
Sexy Chef of the Week
Peter Reid, ex-Everton, Manchester City and Sunderland
— Louise Reid (@LouReid_reidy) July 17, 2013
Image of the Week
John Hartson and The Krankies
Look who I just met,, the crankies!! pic.twitter.com/yMIyDSanMf
— John Hartson (@JohnHartson10) July 17, 2013
Have a splendid weekend, all!