Zlatan’s Matuidi message! Upside down Wolves! Three lines on the shirt! Is this Tweets of the Week? Yes, this is that!

Take it away, various football types!

Stifled Mirth of the Week

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

“@Pele: I saw the national team, and met a few young rising players. pic.twitter.com/wiSyxFvNS8” <Such an open goal, but I can't. It's Pele.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 7, 2014

Encouragement of the Week

Zlatan Ibrahimović, to Paris Saint-Germain teammate Blaise Matuidi

Hey @MATUIDIBlaise I saw your goal last night. Magnifique. You must have been watching Zlatan in training. #DareToZlatan

— Zlatan Ibrahimović (@Ibra_official) March 6, 2014

Parody Account of the Week

USA Soccer Guy

Hey @england soccer club. If you guys are always singing about three lines, why'd you get your uniforms made by @nikesoccer? #savethatqueen

— Soccer Guy (@usasoccerguy) March 6, 2014

Stolen Credit of the Week

Miles Jacobson, Sports Interactive

At the #footballlegends dinner. Roy Hodgson just signed a copy of Football Manager 2014. I don't remember him working on it.

— Miles Jacobson (@milesSI) March 6, 2014

New Career of the Week

Ryan Bennett, Norwich City

Sometimes nice to chill no tele guitar plugged in n just play some random stuff

— Ryan Bennett (@ryanbennett_22) March 6, 2014

Response of the Week

Wolverhampton Wanderers

QUALITY: A Wolves fan ordered a shirt, only to find the badge upside down – the club responded with this letter. pic.twitter.com/HHSAXXYrAY

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) March 6, 2014

Laying Down the Law of the Week

Brian Deane, ex-Leeds United and Sheffield United, now managing Norwegian side Sarpsborg 08 and publically denouncing yellow boots

No … pic.twitter.com/5hd5brxjYK

— Brian Deane (@deanobri1968) March 6, 2014

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!