Tweets of the Week: Mersey derby rout, City crush Spurs, Hislop trolls and more!

Merseyside derby rout! City crush Spurs,! Hislop trolls! Is it Tweets of the Week? Put it this way: yes.

Daniel Sturridge, provider of one of our Tweets of the Week
Sturridge… Ready for the World Cup (Image: Twitter/Daniel Sturridge)

Merseyside derby rout! Manchester City crush Tottenham Hotspur, again! Shaka Hislop trolls! More besides! Is it Tweets of the Week? Put it this way: yes.

England Player Through and Through of the Week

Daniel “guess I’m not good at pens” Sturridge, Liverpool

Hey hey hey.. 4-0 victory and bragging rights in Liverpool… Guess I'm not good at pens!! Glory to God #grateful pic.twitter.com/JycNiF7qLB

— Daniel Sturridge (@D_Sturridge) January 28, 2014

“You Know You’re Winning Comfortably When…” of the Week

Singing about a former player, as Liverpool fans did of Luis Garcia in Tuesday’s Merseyside derby

Waw… Thanks lads, it was so loud I could hear The Sangria song from home.#YNWA

— Luis Garcia (@LuchoGarcia14) January 28, 2014

Soap Fan of the Week

Adam Buxton, Wigan Athletic (not the Adam Buxton of Adam and Joe fame)

Bill kenwirght should of went to hayley croppers funeral instead of watching that

— adambuxton (@adambuxton8) January 28, 2014

Simpsons Fan of the Week

Tyrone Mings, Ipswich Town

Les Ferdinand: So, Gaffer do you wanna do this interview or shall I go and speak to the press?? Sherwood:….. pic.twitter.com/PC7AFwkTBR

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) January 29, 2014

Present and Past of the Week

Manchester City’s, as embodied by Yaya Touré and Rodney Marsh


— yaya toure (@Toure_yaya42) January 29, 2014

@Toure_yaya42: Cityyyyy!!!!!” >Stunning

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) January 29, 2014

Jolted Memory of the Week

Adam Devlin, former guitarist and songwriter of The Bluetones

The City v Spurs game reminds me of when I played my nan at Fifa on Christmas Day.

— Adam Devlin MBE (@ad_I_am) January 29, 2014

Troll of the Week

Shaka Hislop, ex-Newcastle United, Portsmouth, Reading and West Ham United

I thought West Ham were a little bit unlucky there. CFC 0-0 WHUFC

— Shaka Hislop (@ShakaHislop) January 29, 2014

Chelsea had 39 shots on goal, West Ham just one.

Scotsman of the Week

Aston Villa manager Paul Lambert

How is Paul Lambert not wearing a coat? Remarkable #MOTD #AVFC

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) January 29, 2014

Expression of the Week

“Longer than the Sports Direct sale”, as proffered by Tyrone Mings, Ipswich Town

F**k me. Her feet are longer than the sports direct sale pic.twitter.com/WEUFhqQQxj

— Tyrone Mings (@tyronemings1) January 29, 2014

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Do join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!