Ameobi apology! Silvestre acid trip! Travel disruption gallows humour! Is it Tweets of the Week? You can bet your sweet ‘un it isn’t not…
Valentine’s Day Tweet of the Week
Whoever this is posing as Manchester United defender Phil Jones
#ValentinesDeadlineDay getting desperate now, so I'm going to go for the Odemwingie technique and just turn up at a random girl's house
— Phil Jones (@philjones53) February 13, 2014
Transmogrification of the Week
Germany legend Stefan Effenberg, into pottymouthed TV chef Gordon Ramsay
Real legend #effenberg pic.twitter.com/s63rI439ra
— Kevin-Prince Boateng (@KPBofficial) February 13, 2014
Apology of the Week
Sammy Ameobi after Newcastle United’s 0-4 defeat at home to Tottenham Hotspur
Sorry
— Samuel Ameobi (@Sammy_Ameobi) February 12, 2014
Acid Trip of the Week
Former Arsenal and Manchester United defender Mikael Silvestre
Look at this scary guy staring at me ! #burningwaterscantina #nyc @rhumstbarth is here ! pic.twitter.com/o7I8tAlxA5
— Mikael Silvestre (@IamMSilvestre) February 13, 2014
Checker Out of Things of the Week
Former Arsenal defender Lee Dixon
Check it out. I did. http://t.co/k1KaHVl4hi
— Lee Dixon (@LeeDixon2) February 12, 2014
Glowing recommendation, that.
BANTER! of the Week
Former Everton teammates Tim Cahill and Lee Carsley
@m8arteta @Tim_Cahill @kdkilbane77 good photo this boys #efc pic.twitter.com/TUCTqPREwg
— danny thomas (@danny_thomas86) February 12, 2014
@danny_thomas86 @Tim_Cahill @m8arteta @kdkilbane77 another one I set up…
— Lee Carsley (@lecarso) February 12, 2014
@lecarso @danny_thomas86 @m8arteta @kdkilbane77 hahahah always remembered u as the play maker @lecarso #TouchTackle
— Tim Cahill (@Tim_Cahill) February 12, 2014
@Tim_Cahill @danny_thomas86 @m8arteta @kdkilbane77 jerk..
— Lee Carsley (@lecarso) February 12, 2014
BANTER!
BANTER! of the Week II
BBC pundits Mark Bright and Robbie Savage
Bloody hell @RobbieSavage8 who's styling you? pic.twitter.com/JkVvwRXM5l
— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) February 13, 2014
BANTER!
BANTER!
Gallows Humour of the Week
Arsenal fans, in the face of the travel disruption
Arsenal fans cheering each bad travel announcement from the north. Cancellation of all trains out of Euston went down especially well.
— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) February 12, 2014
Unnecessary Alarm of the Week
Dundee striker Craig Beattie
Oh tae fuck wee Rafael might be deed here!!! horrible landing
— Craig Beattie (@CraigBeats) February 12, 2014
Close Shave of the Week
Shane Duffy, Yeovil Town (on loan from Everton)
I'm still alive just, scary flight that , @lukepowellPT would have loved to see u on it
— Shane Duffy (@ShaneDuffy34) February 12, 2014
For anyone reading this in the future, it was really, REALLY windy this week.
Midweek Football Fan of the Week
George Lineker, son of Gary
Good to watch the old man doing match of the day…don't always see him on the Saturday cos I'm often out on the sauce. Good job
— George Lineker (@GeorgeLineker) February 12, 2014
Stating the Bleedin’ Obvious of the Week
Mike Parry, talkSPORT
Really rough for footy fans whose games are abandoned after travelling long distances but much worse for people whose homes are wrecked
— Mike Parry (@mikeparry8) February 13, 2014
Those were our Tweets of the Week. Join us on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!