The Weekend in Tweets: Zaha, Ruiz, Foster, Fowler, McGrath, Barton

Wilfried Zaha
Zaha… We hope he’s known as ‘Wilf’ to his friends (Img: James Boyes)

Football Burp takes you back over the week via the cherished medium of What Footballers Have Been Writing on Twitter…

Potential Michael McIntyre Routine of the Weekend…

Wilfried Zaha, Crystal Palace

Going to the toilet on a moving coach #stress

— Wilfried Zaha (@wilfriedzaha) January 11, 2013

Connoisseur of the Weekend…

Ben Foster, West Bromwich Albion

Never thought I’d say this in my life but the new Taylor Swift song is very good! See what the lads think when I slip it onto the playlist!

— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) January 12, 2013

Chortle! of the Weekend…

Jill Scott, Everton Ladies

Grandma rings “Ive pinched a chocolate bar that arrived Jill, there quite filling arent they?” Thats coz they r protein bars! #supergranny

— Jill Scott (@JillScott12) January 12, 2013

“Ooh, Matron!” of the Weekend…

Darren Eadie, ex-Norwich City and Leicester City

So my hashtag last week turns out to be so true #SplashisGash Caprice and Charlotte Jackson…… If you know what I mean!! ;-)

— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) January 12, 2013

Homoerotica of the Weekend…

Richard Chaplow, Southampton

My view today, not the same as jumping on super Rickies back when he scores & no where near as warm! #cold #saintsfc twitter.com/Rchap04/status…

— Richard chaplow (@Rchap04) January 12, 2013

Unwitting Evocation of an Old Paul Whitehouse Character of the Weekend…

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Reading this Savile stuff in the papers. Bet if he were alive today he’d wish he were dead. #monster

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) January 12, 2013

‘Banter’ of the Weekend…

Various Leicester City players after Foxes goalkeeper Kasper Schmeichel was shown in the stands with his father Peter during Sky’s coverage of Manchester United v Liverpool…

@kschmeichel1 You look shocking on tv #mong

— jamie vardy (@vardy7) January 13, 2013

@nuge101235 hahaha he’s gonna get it tomorrow lol

— ritchie de laet (@de_laet_r) January 13, 2013

Phrase-Coining of the Weekend…

Robbie Fowler, ex-Liverpool, Leeds United and Manchester City, and Matt Holland, ex-Ipswich Town, Charlton Athletic and Bournemouth

Joe Allen is having a Walters…

— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) January 13, 2013

Dzeko is having a Walters…. Haha#goingtoscoreanowngoalsoon

— Matt Holland (@mattholland8) January 13, 2013

“Step Away From the Keyboard” of the Weekend…

Robert Huth, Stoke City

Tag team back again check it an wreck it… Now lets begin!

— robert huth (@robert_huth) January 12, 2013

Former Jamaica Teammates Dialogue of the Weekend…

Frank Sinclair, ex-Chelsea and Ricardo Gardner, ex-Bolton Wanderers

@frankmsinclair Yeah breda….

— Ricardo Gardner(@Ricardo_Bibi_G) January 12, 2013

Dubious Hash Tag of the Weekend…

Darren Huckerby, ex-Norwich City, Manchester City, Leeds United and Coventry City

At the dogs won the first race but been shocking after that! #DogsMyArse

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) January 12, 2013

Public Service Announcement of the Weekend…

Johnny Gorman, Wolverhampton Wanderers

Early sending offs kill games

— Johnny Gorman (@JohnnyGorman92) January 13, 2013

‘About to Break Into Song?’ of the Weekend…

Bryan Ruiz, Fulham

We will keep working hard… For ourselves… For our fans,,, #ibelieve ⚽⚽

— Bryan Ruiz González (@bryanruizcr) January 12, 2013

Typo of the Weekend…

I think Milner should of bit that ball a little Harder!!! Lol

— Noel hunt (@boyhunt) January 13, 2013