Manchester United have bid £28.6m for Real Madrid defender Sergio Ramos, which begs the question: what else could they get for that precise sum of money?
Yes, twenty-eight million of the Queen’s pounds might get you an international footballer, but it’s also good for all sorts of useful and/or glamorous things if you look in the right places.
So sit back, relax and see what the Red Devils could hypothetically splash out on instead of Sergio Ramos…
Do you know of anything else that costs the same as Sergio Ramos? Tell us!