Funny Football Tweets: Michu, Aguero, Piqué, Bothroyd, Lalas, Matterface and several others!

Sergio Aguero
Aguero… Cookin’ (Img: Ludovic Péron)

Here’s the week as it more or less happened, via the cherished medium of funny football tweets!

Chuffed Bloke of the Week…

Michu, Swansea City

Wembley is coming… the dream continues!!!Nos vamos a Wembley,el sueño continua!!!MUCHAS GRACIAS!!!THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

— Michu (@Michuoviedo) January 23, 2013

Bad Directions of the Week…

Wayne Routledge, Swansea City

Wembley… #OverTheMoon

— Wayne Routledge (@WayneRoutledge) January 23, 2013

Swansea Ball Boy Age Realisation of the Week…

Jody Morris, Bristol City

Haha is that the ball boys twitter account??? He’s got a can of Guinness in his hand!!!

— jody morris (@morriskid) January 23, 2013

Exaggerated Extrapolation of the Week…

Jason Euell, ex-Wimbledon, Charlton Athletic and Southampton

Hazard shouldn’t of kicked out at him but to lay on top of it is an extreme for time wasting no?What next,stuff under the top and run away??

— Real jason_ euell (@jasoneuell) January 23, 2013

Prediction of the Week…

Steven Reid, West Bromwich Albion

That kid will be on Celebrity Big Brother next year!!

— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) January 23, 2013

Mystic MegsonMystic Megson says: You can put your balls on it!

Nicknames of the Week…

Nathan Dyer, Swansea City and Lehlohonolo Majoro, South Africa

@nathdyer87 Gwann Dizzle. Congrats man..

— Real jason_ euell (@jasoneuell) January 23, 2013

Big ballz Major Majoro goalllllllll

— Steven Pienaar (@therealstevenpi) January 23, 2013

Congratulations of the Week…

Adam Le Fondre, Reading to Ashley Williams, Swansea City

@ashwills84 congrats mate on gettin to the cup final!!! Pleased for ya!! Still remember you shanking them out of edgeley park haha #baller

— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) January 23, 2013

“Ye??” of the Week…

Noel Hunt, Reading

Not condoning him getting kicked I just think Hazard was thinking get the ball and quick tried to poke the ball!! I’m glad most of Ye agree!

— Noel hunt (@boyhunt) January 23, 2013

Easy-Going, Light-Hearted Bloke of the Week…

Joey Barton, Marseille

I was in the swimming pool today and @10apg threw my jeans in. Hahahaha the start of a war. P.S what a lovely Ferrari you have Dedè! #TeamOM

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) January 21, 2013

New Slang of the Week…

Dean Morgan, Wycombe Wanderers

Training was a MYTH HAHA twitter.com/DeanMorgan/sta…

— Dean Morgan (@DeanMorgan) January 21, 2013

Green Light of the Week…

Robbie Fowler, ex-Liverpool, Leeds United and Manchester City

@mcateer4… Jason mc has joined…. And could do with a few more followers, take your marks.. Get set…. Go

— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) January 21, 2013

Rascal of the Week (Other than Jimmy Kebe)…

Aaron McLean, Hull City

U no wen ur boys chewing so u drop a lil comment and watch them snap again for another 10 mins #NibbleNibble

— Aaron Mclean (@A9Mac) January 21, 2013

Do you ever write a tweet then read it back and think “hmmm this might not come out the way I mean it to”?Bothered I still send it

— Aaron Mclean (@A9Mac) January 21, 2013

Footballers With Good Taste of the Week…

Kevin Kilbane, ex-West Bromwich Albion, Sunderland and Everton

♫ Pale Blue Eyes – The Velvet Underground spoti.fi/IO1h6J #Spotify

— Kevin Kilbane (@kdkilbane77) January 21, 2013

Wally Downes, ex-Wimbledon

curb your enthusiasm does not date and remains as funny #bestsitcomever

— wally downes (@wal10) January 21, 2013

Personalised Shoes of the Week…

Milan Piqué, newborn son of Barcelona defender Gerard and pop singer Shakira

Milan’s feet! twitter.com/3gerardpique/s…

— Gerard Piqué (@3gerardpique) January 23, 2013

Equation of the Week…

Jason McAteer, ex-Bolton Wanderers, Liverpool and Tranmere Rovers

Snow = havoc – neck deep in snow

— Jason MCATEER (@MCATEER4) January 21, 2013

Early Bedtime of the Week…

Neville Southall, ex-Everton

Goodnight all

— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) January 22, 2013

Erstwhile Pornography Collector of the Week…

Michael Bridges, ex-Sunderland and Leeds United

“@jfartypants: who had the biggest collection of adult magazines ? U or smithy?Me of course hahaNot anymoreGrown up now

— Michael Bridges (@MickyBridges8) January 22, 2013

Basketballer Love of the Week…

Michael Duberry, Oxford United

Woken up by Koby jumping on me then giving the biggest kiss ever. Love it.

— Michael Duberry (@Original_Dubes) January 23, 2013

“Look Out Your Window” of the Week…

Jay Bothroyd, Queens Park Rangers

Morning tweeps !!! Any snow this morning ?

— Jay bothroyd (@jaybothroyd) January 23, 2013

Hash Tag of the Week…

Darren Huckerby, ex-Norwich City and Coventry City

Morning folks, monster running session ahead then off to give blood #SomeGrannysGettingRocketFuel

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) January 23, 2013

Chef of the Week…

Sergio Aguero, Manchester City

Acá está: lomo a la crema con puré! Qué tal?/ Here it is: steak filet with cream and mashed potatoes! Hows that? twitter.com/aguerosergioku…

— Sergio Aguero (@aguerosergiokun) January 23, 2013

Journalist Who Argues Like a 12-Year-Old Girl of the Week…

Neil Custis, Football Writer for The S*n

Glad to see everyone is ok with what Hazard did, unbelievable!

— Neil Custis (@ncustisTheSun) January 23, 2013

Oh right he’s over 16 so that’s ok then

— Neil Custis (@ncustisTheSun) January 23, 2013

Can’t b bothered with this anymore so many people think its ok to kick a kid trying to waste time u r unbelievable

— Neil Custis (@ncustisTheSun) January 23, 2013

Eh? of the Week…

Wally Downes, ex-Wimbledon

fancy that young herbert in swansea twitter followers goes through the roof,love salako but hes got it all ares about face tonight AGAIN

— wally downes (@wal10) January 23, 2013

“It’s a Fair Cop” of the Week…

Sam Matterface, Sky Sports Presenter

Oh dear *hangs head “@mirrorfootball: “You can’t kick a ball boy. Not in English football” – Sam Matterface, The Pub Landlord”

— Sam Matterface (@sammatterface) January 24, 2013

“He’s Still Playing!” of the Week…

Carl Cort, Tampa Bay Rowdies

That’s enough fun for one night, enjoyin the twitter scene guys & thanks for the follows. Can’t wait to be back on pitch #rowdies

— Carl Cort (@TheCarlCort) January 23, 2013

Lab Experiment Suggestion of the Week…

Richard Langley, ex-Queens Park Rangers

Arsenal fans say something. Pundits please comment on the arsenal performance. What is the explanation now? How about dissecting big sam!

— RICHARD LANGLEY (@LANGERS1979) January 23, 2013

Unfortunate Announcement of the Week…

Don Hutchison, ex-Liverpool, West Ham United, Everton, Sunderland and Sheffield United

@reid6peter on fire tonight!!!

— Don Hutchison (@donhutch4) January 23, 2013

All-Round Tweet of the Week…

Alexi Lalas, ex-USA

I’m sure had been a ginger ball boy they simply would have played on.

— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) January 23, 2013