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Funny Football Tweets: Ferdinand, Lalas, Dichio, Humphreys, Al-Habsi and several others!

Ali Al-Habsi
Al-Habsi… Gloved up (Img: Dan Farrimond)

Football Burp takes you back over the weekend’s action via the cherished medium of Funny Football Tweets. Take it away, footballers!

Siege Mentality of the Weekend

Oldham Athletic

Ha ha RT @tonybarrettimes: Great message in the press pack at Boundary Park: twitter.com/TonyBarretTime…

— Oliver Kay (@OliverKayTimes) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Some of Liverpool’s players might’ve gotten a paper cut just reading that.

Jonah of the Weekend

Rodney Marsh, ex-Manchester City, Fulham and Queens Park Rangers

I guarantee Turnbull will save this pen

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Rodney, you plonker etc.

Benitez Gripe of the Weekend

Grant McCann, Peterborough United

Only Rafa can take a full back off and replace him with a full back. #unbelievable

— Grant mccann (@grantmccann11) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: That’s not true – Andre Villas-Boas brought on Kyle Walker for Kyle Naughton in the Leeds-Spurs game.

Sarcastic Alex McLeish Reference of the Weekend

Steve Froggatt, ex-Aston Villa, Wolverhampton Wanderers and Coventry City

I see McLeish is weaving his magic at Forest still can’t believe they sacked o’driscoll just didn’t make sense

— Steve Froggatt (@SteveFroggy) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: We’re backing McLeish to become the face of sardonic progress reports, to follow his prior stint as the face of CSI: Miami.

Dickov Chat of the Weekend

Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United and Steven Reid, West Bromwich Albion

@rioferdy5 Nuisance of a striker to play WITH!

— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Chortle!

Nostalgia Trip of the Weekend

Alexi Lalas, ex-USA

Yeah Leeds! I’m gonna break out my Admiral gear, watch reruns of Welcome Back, Kotter and eat Pop Rocks.

— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: They were pretty decent for a season or two around the turn of the century too, you know.

Bitch of the Weekend

Darren Huckerby, ex-Norwich City, Coventry City, Leeds United and Manchester City

Splash is possible the worst TV program I’ve ever seen,how the hell can Jo Brand talk about diving unless its into a chocolate cake?

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Conversely, Jo Brand has nothing but good things to say about Darren Huckerby.

Film Buff of the Weekend

Jake Nicholson, Tottenham Hotspur

Mrs doubtfire! One of the all time greats

— Jake Nicholson (@nicholson_jake) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: We found it a bit of a drag.

Timeline Hog of the Weekend

Fabio Borini, Liverpool

As it’s been a while, I’ll retweet everyone. #FriendlyFabio

— Fabio Borini(@FabioBorini31) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: He did, and there were a lot.

Luvvy of the Weekend

Ritchie Humphreys, Hartlepool United

About to sit down and watch a classic with my little girl,#annieHer first intro into following her auntie @melissajacques into the west end

— Ritchie Humphreys (@ritchiehumphs) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Is Annie the show you were about to watch or the name of your little girl?

Blast From the Past of the Weekend

Danny Dichio, ex-Queens Park Rangers, Millwall, Sunderland, West Bromwich Albion, Preston North End and Sampdoria

Seriously Rangers!!!!! What’s going on???? Want to hear from R’s fans who were at the game today please.#Devastated

— Danny Dichio (@DannyDichio) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Superstar DJ! Di-chi-O!

Pussy Starer of the Weekend

Gavin Massey, Colchester United

“@ldennis11: @gmassey27 Vs Muffin Having A Staring Competition Hahahahaha! twitter.com/LDennis11/stat…” LOOOL #faceoff

— Gavin Massey (@GMassey27) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: That’s right. Pussy starer.

Alicia Keys Fans of the Weekend

Steven Reid, West Bromwich Albion

#AliciaKeys #jonathonRoss

— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) January 26, 2013

Wayne Routledge, Swansea City

Alicia Keys Voice #Wow

— Wayne Routledge (@WayneRoutledge) January 26, 2013

Jody Morris, Bristol City

Alicia Keys just then!! #Voice

— jody morris (@morriskid) January 26, 2013

Bernard Mensah, Watford

Alicia just sung on the spot like a boss!!!!!!!!!!!! #johnathanrossshow

— Mensah Jr (@Mensah_10) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Is she any relation to Richard?

Crowd-Pleaser of the Weekend

Rodney Mark, ex-Queens Park Rangers, Fulham and Manchester City

Just checked out again,some of my followers profile pics. I’m followed by some really ugly people.

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Rodney Marsh: Pied Piper of the homely.

Observation of the Weekend

Mark Bright, ex-Crystal Palace and Sheffield Wednesday

Just an observation, why do Scottish people always say a penalty kick, when we just say, it should have been a penalty?

— Mark Bright (@Mark__Bright) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: They’re a no-nonsense people, the Scots.

Recommendation of the Weekend

Norman Whiteside, ex-Manchester United and Everton

“@clpw75: @normanwhiteside Hi Big Norm. At Manchester Ale Festival. What beer do you recommend?”Any wet one will do :)

— Norman Whiteside (@NormanWhiteside) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Gotta try ’em all.

Failed Psychokinesis of the Weekend

Jordan Archer, Wycombe Wanderers (on loan from Tottenham Hotspur)

Family over matter..

— Jordan Archer (@Jordan_Archer) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Never mind.

Misguided Hash Tagging of the Weekend

Kevin Kilbane, ex-West Bromwich Albion, Sunderland and Everton

#i love football.

— Kevin Kilbane (@kdkilbane77) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: It’s a curious practice, but it should be relatively straightforward. #Hashtagging, that is, not #football.

Analogy of the Weekend

Dan Walker, Football Focus

The FA cup is like a Cadbury’s Creme Egg. It’s not quite as big as it used to be but remains very special #FAcup

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Ed de Gooey?

Some Other FA Cup Thing of the Weekend

Danny Baker

If Prem teams in FA Cup could talk it would be in whiney squawk: “Who are these people? Why don’t they play right? Don’t like it here…”

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Shall we start compounding ‘cup upset’ to ‘cupset’?

Nice Touch of the Weekend

Ali Al-Habsi, Wigan Athletic

@wiganfred11 I hope to see him a goalkeeper in the future, not an outfield player hahaha. Thanks for your support today.

— Ali Al-Habsi (@AliAlhabsi) January 26, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: Show a little love. Give a kid a glove.

Nice Touch of the Weekend II

Oldham Athletic

Oldham doing a superb job in keeping ticket prices cheap for kids: twitter.com/TonyBarretTime…

— Tony Barrett (@TonyBarretTimes) January 27, 2013

Funny Football Tweetssays: We’d snatch your Dickov for a deal like that.

Tune in again soon for More of This Kind of Thing!