Relive the weekend’s action via the cherished medium of Funny Football Tweets, why not…
Thinly Veiled Threat of the Weekend…
Ashley Cole, Chelsea
Some people are glutton for punishment, if u dnt like me don’t follow me cos u can’t hurt me but I can hurt u
— Ashley Cole (@TheRealAC3) January 20, 2013
X-Rated Response to Thinly Veiled Threat of the Weekend (of the Weekend)…
This guy (NB: not the real Yaya Toure)
@therealac3 how? With a mobile phone and a tub of KY jelly?
— yaya toure (@YayaToure_) January 20, 2013
Africa Cup of Nations Diarist of the Weekend…
Gabriel Zakuani, DR Congo and Peterborough United
Ghana’s hoof ball in the last 20 suited me down to a tee, Squeeeeeeeze lol
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) January 20, 2013
Pun Session of the Weekend…
Adam Le Fondre, Reading, having scored this bizarre goal with his chest in the Royals’ 2-1 win at Newcastle United…
Good to have a proper look at my 1st goal again! Its a Good job iv been in the gym with @richard_ptu pecked it in! Haha #1yardking#power
— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) January 20, 2013
“@al__84: @a1f1e9 Was the breast goal I’ve seen all season! #seewhatididthere?”very good
— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) January 20, 2013
“@mmartin_89: @a1f1e9 @al__84 more like Unbelievable Peccers!! Simply the Chest!”
— Adam Le Fondre (@A1F1E9) January 20, 2013
Offer of the Weekend…
Nile Ranger, Newcastle United
Going nandos.. Any1 got a problem.. Meet me there. We can talk it through :)
— Nile ranger (@NilePowerRanger) January 20, 2013
Hacked Off Arsenal Fans of the Weekend…
Jason Brown, Aberdeen
I was going to get my boy a season ticket next season not with this team
— Jason Brown (@greathover32) January 20, 2013
Darren Byfield, ex-Walsall
@jordanstewart3 why you calling me for???just watch the game and leave me alone
— darrenbyfield (@darrenbyfield) January 20, 2013
Toe Banter of the Weekend…
Joleon Lescott, Manchester City and Nigel de Jong, AC Milan
@ndj_official really you wanna talk about toes. I swear you have the biggest big toe in world football. #TurkeyDrummerToes
— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) January 20, 2013
Advice of the Weekend…
Keith Gillespie, Longford Town
Gary Lineker deletes Twitter account cos it’s taking up too much time. Don’t tweet every 2 minutes then
— Keith Gillespie (@KeithGillespie7) January 20, 2013
Observation of the Weekend…
Dean Kiely, West Bromwich Albion goalkeeping coach
How dare Chelsea players score on 16 mins and make their fans cheer a goal instead of their usual protest on 16 mins #onlyjoking #sarcasm
— Dean Kiely (@deankiely40) January 20, 2013
Admission of the Weekend…
Adam Forshaw, Brentford
Gonna be honest, I’ve just had a full conversation with marcello trotta and didn’t understand a word he was saying
— Adam Forshaw (@aforshaw) January 20, 2013
Phil Neville Yoga Buddy of the Weekend…
Darron Gibson, Everton
Yoga time with @fizzer18!!! #zzzzzzzzzzz
— Darron Gibson (@D_gibson4) January 20, 2013
Good Loser of the Weekend…
Sascha Riether, Fulham
Me and my mate @eddzeko twitter.com/saschariether/…
— sascha riether (@saschariether) January 20, 2013
Unsung Heroes of the Weekend…
Superb work by St Mary’s staff to clear snow around the stadium ahead of tomorrow’s game against @everton. #saintsfc twitter.com/officialsaints…
— Southampton FC (@officialsaints) January 20, 2013
Sardonic Retort to Unsung Heroes of the Weekend (of the Weekend)…
Alistair Barrie, stand-up comedian
@officialsaints Probably about time Mr Cortese sacked them then. #saintsfc
— Alistair Barrie (@AlistairBarrie) January 20, 2013
Disingenuousness of the Weekend…
John Guidetti, Manchester City
So what we lost today ! Still I’m Feyenoord till I die !!!! instagr.am/p/UtyJHgRQW_/
— John Guidetti (@superguidetti) January 20, 2013
Peter Løvenkrands Snowman of the Weekend…
This guy’s
@lovenkrands11 Peter the snowman!! twitter.com/chancellor09/s…
— Scott Chancellor (@chancellor09) January 19, 2013
21st Century Man of the Weekend…
Karl Watson, Leicester City
Ironic how u meet people over social media but if anything serious ever comes from it it becomes the star of every argument?
— Karlton Watson (@KarltonWatson) January 20, 2013
Predictive Text Mishap of the Weekend…
Micky Hazard, ex-Tottenham Hotspur
Well deserved made all the running 2nd half and looked much better with Bale and Benny down lady much better balance COYSCOYSCOYS
— Micky Hazard (@1MickyHazard) January 20, 2013
Double-Take of the Weekend…
Devante Cole, Manchester City
Wait wait wait did I really just see a girl sucking on a tampon -_-
— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) January 20, 2013
Faith in Humanity Restorer of the Weekend…
Nathan Eccleston, Blackpool
Just seen a women with a lil girl stop n give a homeless man a sandwich on my way to cinema cost nothing to be nicewhat a nice women
— Nathan Eccleston(@NathanEccleston) January 20, 2013
Tune in on Friday for more funny football tweets, folks!