Footballers on Twitter: The week in tweets, starring Malouda, Fowler, Aguero, Cisse and some others!

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City… Loveable rogues (Img: Oldelpaso)

Footballers on Twitter take you back over the week’s action with their inane, inspired and downright daft prattlings…

Freedom Fighter of the Week…

Florent Malouda, Chelsea

every transfer window there’s funny stories in the papers. Nobody talks but everyone tells the truth … emancipate urself from media slavery

— Florent Malouda (@realflorentm) January 16, 2013

“What About Me?” of the Week…

Robbie Fowler, ex-Liverpool, Leeds United and Manchester City

@fa thanks for the invite…..

— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) January 16, 2013

@streetendboys well I did play over 10 years in the prem… So I suppose .. Yes

— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) January 16, 2013

Gratitude of the Week…

Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Queens Park Rangers and Manchester City

Thank you for your suggestions. They are all crap.

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) January 15, 2013

“Thanks, but No Thanks” of the Week…

Djibril Cisse, Queens Park Rangers

To all my panathinaikos fansim sorry that im unable to come for the rest of the saison you all know that i love this team

— djibril cisse (@DjibrilCisse) January 16, 2013

Wise-Cracker of the Week…

Matt Le Tissier, ex-Southampton

@kevindaviesbwfc that’ll take the bid down then :-))))

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) January 16, 2013

Changed Meaning of the Week…

Josh McEachran, Middlesbrough (on loan from Chelsea)

Ryan Giggs is a joke!

— Josh McEachran (@JMcEachran20) January 16, 2013

Hahaha why are people biting! A joke in a good way you fools!!!

— Josh McEachran (@JMcEachran20) January 16, 2013

Dubious Hash Tag of the Week…

Darren Huckerby, ex-Norwich City and Coventry City

Just seen 3 people slip over in City centre, folks are going down easier than Ashley Young! #GrittersMyArse

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) January 16, 2013

0} of the Week…

Mikaël Silvestre, ex-Manchester United and Arsenal


— Mikael Silvestre (@IamMSilvestre) January 16, 2013

LBC Presenter of the Week…

Bobby Gould, former Wales manager

Are we really living in ‘GREAT BRITAIN’ ? Page 12 Daily Mail today ‘No Snowballing’ Crook police should go out & catch some real ‘Crooks’ !

— Bobby Gould (@TheGouldfather) January 16, 2013

Chortle! of the Week…


With the PFA’s support Richard Kell’s career has literally taken off! He’s landed a job as an airline pilot bit.ly/11yNRo9

— PFA (@PFA) January 16, 2013

Chortle! of the Week II…

Iwan Roberts, ex-Norwich City, Leicester City and Huddersfield Town

I’ve said many times “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” but didn’t mean literally but looks like I might have thank you Tescos!

— Iwan Roberts (@iwanwroberts) January 16, 2013

Lost Soul of the Week…

Louis Saha, Sunderland

It is time to turn left or right for me. Huge corner.

— louis saha (@louissaha08) January 16, 2013

Indie Kid of the Week…

Alan Brazil, ex-Manchester United, Tottenham Hotspur and Ipswich Town

Wow the Stereo phonics and Madness playing tonight at my Bash tonight ! :)

— Alan Brazil (@alanbrazilTS) January 16, 2013

Defiance of the Week…

Youssouf Mulumbu, West Bromwich Albion and DR Congo…

Media,newspapers or Journalist they don’t kno about Congolese team but they all speak like we r gonna lose 10-0 twitter.com/mulumbuofficia…

— Youssouf Mulumbu (@mulumbuofficial) January 17, 2013

“Awww” of the Week…

Sergio Aguero, Manchester City

He’s all grown up now, hehe! It’s @pablo_zabaleta 28th bday! Congratulations to one of the best guys I’ve ever met!!

— Sergio Aguero (@aguerosergiokun) January 16, 2013

Retweet of the Week…

Conor McAleny, Everton

“@bazecraze: My last fart sounded like a dying old woman calling out for her husband Frank.”

— Conor McAleny (@CMcAleny) January 17, 2013

“You Been at the Pub?” of the Week…

Gary Lineker, Match of the Dsy

Been all day in an establishment of Her Majesty’s. I can utter no more. #whodoyouthinkyouare

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) January 17, 2013

All-Round Tweet of the Week…

Jordan Stewart, Notts County

@thecurtisdavies should have said yes you know the rest. Lol

— Jordan Stewart (@jordanstewart3) January 16, 2013

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