It’s Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend! Yay! Hurrah! Et cetera!
Positive Chelsea Fan of the Weekend
Jason Cundy, talkSPORT
Cfc 2 up. we could draw this!
— Jason Victor Cundy (@jasoncundy05) February 17, 2013
Truism of the Weekend
Kevin Horlock, ex-Manchester City, Swindon Town and Ipswich Town
Arsenal fans must be lower than Whale shit at the minute….
— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) February 17, 2013
Observation of the Weekend
Bob Mortimer
I think Ivanovic’s arse may be bigger than Yakubu’s …#implants?
— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) February 17, 2013
“Just Sayin’…” of the Weekend
Phil McNulty, BBC
Neil Warnock engraged by Rodwell’s heavy challenge on Tonge. The manager is a big fan of Michael Brown. #
— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) February 17, 2013
“Just Don’t Follow His Gambling Tips” of the Weekend
Steve Walsh, ex-Leicester City
How’s ya luck Oldham 94th minute coupon buster #jinxed
— Steve Walsh (@SteveWalsh5) February 17, 2013
Stevewalshblog.co.uk remember my loyal followers
— Steve Walsh (@SteveWalsh5) February 17, 2013
Unglamorous Appropriation of a Dr Dre Lyric of the Weekend
Ian Taylor, ex-Aston Villa, Port Vale and Northampton Town
RT“@thewestley: @iantaylor7 #ntfc won. You got to like that right?” > Of course pal! Still got love for the #cobblers!!
— Ian Taylor (@IanTaylor7) February 17, 2013
Agreement With a Dr Dre Protégé of the Weekend
Patrick van Aanholt, Vitesse (on loan from Chelsea)
“@mrkendricklamar: Success doesn’t come to you, you have to go out and get it.”true That
— Patrick van aanholt (@PvanAanholt_) February 17, 2013
Too Many Socks of the Weekend
Anton Ferdinand, Bursaspor (on loan from Queens Park Rangers)
Wearing #5 socks 2day! #comfy #gogetyours! twitter.com/anton_ferdinan…
— Anton Ferdinand (@anton_ferdinand) February 17, 2013
Double Act of the Weekend
Conor McAleny and Shane Duffy, Everton
@cmcaleny hahaha good driving pal .
— Shane Duffy (@ShaneDuffy34) February 17, 2013
“We’ll Call You” of the Weekend
Darren Huckerby, ex-Norwich City and Coventry City
“@granthudson92: @hucks6dh6 Is this serious? Would you actually fancy taking the Imps job on?”Applied before didn’t even get a reply!
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) February 17, 2013
Conflicting Opinions of the Weekend
Joe Whight, Chelmsford City (on loan from Ipswich Town) and Louis Dennis, Dagenham and Redbridge
Bruno Mars is a soppy git
— Joe Whight (@Jwhight) February 17, 2013
Locked Out Of Heaven Is Such A Flippin Tuneee! #BrunoMars
— Louis Dennis (@LDennis11) February 17, 2013
Critic of the Weekend
Juan Agudelo, Chivas USA
So the football field were playing on vs Colorado is 120 yards by 60.#runway . Someone did the lines wrong.
— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) February 16, 2013
Response to a Rodney Marsh Wisecrack of the Weekend
This guy
@rodneymarsh10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
— John Frith (@Firthpeanut) February 17, 2013
Lazy Burglar of the Weekend
This guy
Found some fella in my house at 3:35am. twitter.com/themichaelowen…
— michael owen (@themichaelowen) February 16, 2013
Unnecessarily Aggressive Response to a Southampton Player Tweeting About His Favourite Chicken Restaurant of the Weekend
This weirdo
@luke_shaw3 can’t wait to see Luis Suarez against you ya little prick
— Liam Fairbanks (@Fairbanks08) February 17, 2013
Dion Dublin Adventure of the Weekend
This one
Our Helicopter ride over NYC was just magical! twitter.com/DionDublinsDub…
— Dion Dublin (@DionDublinsDube) February 17, 2013
Hate of the Weekend
Jack Saville, Barnet
I hate this commentator a lot
— Jack Saville (@JackSaville) February 17, 2013
Liverpool Fan of the Weekend
Neil Coverley, Rhyl
We can still win this league #LFC
— Neil Coverley (@NeilCov) February 17, 2013
Perve of the Weekend
Ronnie Irani, talkSPORT
This fancy dress night is starting to get interesting! twitter.com/RonnieIrani1/s…
— Ronnie Irani (@RonnieIrani1) February 17, 2013
Public Service Announcement of the Weekend
Antonio Valencia, Manchester United
Quiero dejar claro que no he dado ninguna declaración de politica ya que lo mio es jugar al fútbol, muchas gracias
— Antonio Valencia (@7AntoV) February 17, 2013
Let me make clear that I have not given any political statement because my thing is to play football, thank you very much
Quiero aclarar que no he dado ninguna declaración de política,ni tampoco he autorizado el uso de mi imagen con mensajes políticos.gracias.
— Antonio Valencia (@7AntoV) February 17, 2013
I want to clarify that I have not given any political statement, nor have I authorized the use of my image with political messages. Thank you.
“…He Quipped” of the Weekend
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
The way Swansea are going you’d think they had a big final coming up.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 17, 2013
Parody Account of the Weekend
Sky Sprts News
Adolf Hitler + Rafa Benitez = twitter.com/SkySprtsNews/s…
— Sky Sprts News (@SkySprtsNews) February 17, 2013
Beacon of Virtue of the Weekend
Euan Holden, Bury
Staying true in a time full of false
— Euan Holden (@EuanHolden) February 17, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!