Football Tweets of the Weekend: Valencia, Owen, Ferdinand, Lineker, Cundy and several others!

Anton Ferdinand
Anton Ferdinand… Just before getting jumped by a horny statue

It’s Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend! Yay! Hurrah! Et cetera!

Positive Chelsea Fan of the Weekend

Jason Cundy, talkSPORT

Cfc 2 up. we could draw this!

— Jason Victor Cundy (@jasoncundy05) February 17, 2013

Truism of the Weekend

Kevin Horlock, ex-Manchester City, Swindon Town and Ipswich Town

Arsenal fans must be lower than Whale shit at the minute….

— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) February 17, 2013

Observation of the Weekend

Bob Mortimer

I think Ivanovic’s arse may be bigger than Yakubu’s …#implants?

— bob mortimer (@RealBobMortimer) February 17, 2013

“Just Sayin’…” of the Weekend

Phil McNulty, BBC

Neil Warnock engraged by Rodwell’s heavy challenge on Tonge. The manager is a big fan of Michael Brown. #

— Phil McNulty (@philmcnulty) February 17, 2013

“Just Don’t Follow His Gambling Tips” of the Weekend

Steve Walsh, ex-Leicester City

How’s ya luck Oldham 94th minute coupon buster #jinxed

— Steve Walsh (@SteveWalsh5) February 17, 2013

Stevewalshblog.co.uk remember my loyal followers

— Steve Walsh (@SteveWalsh5) February 17, 2013

Unglamorous Appropriation of a Dr Dre Lyric of the Weekend

Ian Taylor, ex-Aston Villa, Port Vale and Northampton Town

RT“@thewestley: @iantaylor7 #ntfc won. You got to like that right?” > Of course pal! Still got love for the #cobblers!!

— Ian Taylor (@IanTaylor7) February 17, 2013

Agreement With a Dr Dre Protégé of the Weekend

Patrick van Aanholt, Vitesse (on loan from Chelsea)

“@mrkendricklamar: Success doesn’t come to you, you have to go out and get it.”true That

— Patrick van aanholt (@PvanAanholt_) February 17, 2013

Too Many Socks of the Weekend

Anton Ferdinand, Bursaspor (on loan from Queens Park Rangers)

Wearing #5 socks 2day! #comfy #gogetyours! twitter.com/anton_ferdinan…

— Anton Ferdinand (@anton_ferdinand) February 17, 2013

Double Act of the Weekend

Conor McAleny and Shane Duffy, Everton

@cmcaleny hahaha good driving pal .

— Shane Duffy (@ShaneDuffy34) February 17, 2013

“We’ll Call You” of the Weekend

Darren Huckerby, ex-Norwich City and Coventry City

“@granthudson92: @hucks6dh6 Is this serious? Would you actually fancy taking the Imps job on?”Applied before didn’t even get a reply!

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) February 17, 2013

Conflicting Opinions of the Weekend

Joe Whight, Chelmsford City (on loan from Ipswich Town) and Louis Dennis, Dagenham and Redbridge

Bruno Mars is a soppy git

— Joe Whight (@Jwhight) February 17, 2013

Locked Out Of Heaven Is Such A Flippin Tuneee! #BrunoMars

— Louis Dennis (@LDennis11) February 17, 2013

Critic of the Weekend

Juan Agudelo, Chivas USA

So the football field were playing on vs Colorado is 120 yards by 60.#runway . Someone did the lines wrong.

— Juan Agudelo (@jagudelo11) February 16, 2013

Response to a Rodney Marsh Wisecrack of the Weekend

This guy


— John Frith (@Firthpeanut) February 17, 2013

Lazy Burglar of the Weekend

This guy

Found some fella in my house at 3:35am. twitter.com/themichaelowen…

— michael owen (@themichaelowen) February 16, 2013

Unnecessarily Aggressive Response to a Southampton Player Tweeting About His Favourite Chicken Restaurant of the Weekend

This weirdo

@luke_shaw3 can’t wait to see Luis Suarez against you ya little prick

— Liam Fairbanks (@Fairbanks08) February 17, 2013

Dion Dublin Adventure of the Weekend

This one

Our Helicopter ride over NYC was just magical! twitter.com/DionDublinsDub…

— Dion Dublin (@DionDublinsDube) February 17, 2013

Hate of the Weekend

Jack Saville, Barnet

I hate this commentator a lot

— Jack Saville (@JackSaville) February 17, 2013

Liverpool Fan of the Weekend

Neil Coverley, Rhyl

We can still win this league #LFC

— Neil Coverley (@NeilCov) February 17, 2013

Perve of the Weekend

Ronnie Irani, talkSPORT

This fancy dress night is starting to get interesting! twitter.com/RonnieIrani1/s…

— Ronnie Irani (@RonnieIrani1) February 17, 2013

Public Service Announcement of the Weekend

Antonio Valencia, Manchester United

Quiero dejar claro que no he dado ninguna declaración de politica ya que lo mio es jugar al fútbol, muchas gracias

— Antonio Valencia (@7AntoV) February 17, 2013

Let me make clear that I have not given any political statement because my thing is to play football, thank you very much

Quiero aclarar que no he dado ninguna declaración de política,ni tampoco he autorizado el uso de mi imagen con mensajes políticos.gracias.

— Antonio Valencia (@7AntoV) February 17, 2013

I want to clarify that I have not given any political statement, nor have I authorized the use of my image with political messages. Thank you.

“…He Quipped” of the Weekend

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

The way Swansea are going you’d think they had a big final coming up.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 17, 2013

Parody Account of the Weekend

Sky Sprts News

Adolf Hitler + Rafa Benitez = twitter.com/SkySprtsNews/s…

— Sky Sprts News (@SkySprtsNews) February 17, 2013

Beacon of Virtue of the Weekend

Euan Holden, Bury

Staying true in a time full of false

— Euan Holden (@EuanHolden) February 17, 2013

Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!