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Genuine Peter Odemwingie Tweet of the Week
I have sacked my agents. They at my gate begging 4 permission to negotiate a come back. Told them to seek permission from authorities hahaha
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 14, 2013
Positive Message Accompanied By a Smile and a Thumbs Up of the Week
Luis Suarez, Liverpool
We’ll give it all in Anfield! Together we can!A remontar en Anfield! Todos juntos podemos!
— Luis Suarez (@luis16suarez) February 14, 2013
Convenient Scapegoat of the Week
Will Hoskins, Brighton and Hove Albion
Just seen one of my tweets 4 days ago. My son is banned from my iPad now. He knows how to do more than me on it and he’s only 2!!
— Will Hoskins (@Hosky_7) February 12, 2013
Doesn’t Know What ‘Anatomy’ Means of the Week
David James, Bournemouth
@mrdanwalker #AnatomyXI Johnny Cochran hotspurs
— David James djf (@jamosfoundation) February 12, 2013
Conflicting Views of the Week
Steven Reid, West Bromwich Albion and Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
Lent about to start.. No biscuits cakes sweets chocolates puddings!! Gonna fill my face today!! #Lent
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) February 12, 2013
Or Crisps #Lent
— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) February 12, 2013
Just can’t decide which flavour to put on the pancakes twitter.com/GaryLineker/st…
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 12, 2013
Self-Deprecation of the Week
Gary Neville, Sky Sports
“@fizzer18: “@gnev2: Evening twitter.com/GNev2/status/3…” u wish u were playing gary?”Madrid do!
— G.Neville (@GNev2) February 12, 2013
Self-Deprecation of the Week II
Michael Owen, Stoke City
What a Tosser!!! twitter.com/themichaelowen…
— michael owen (@themichaelowen) February 12, 2013
Hidden Talent of the Week
Curtis Davies, Birmingham City
Hotel maid was listening to me sing Bob Marley outside room, as I left said “you should go on British Talent, beautiful voice, SERIOUS!” LOL
— Curtis Davies (@thecurtisdavies) February 11, 2013
Momentary Frenchman of the Week
Stuart Holden, Bolton Wanderers
Zeeeee snow has returned! Woke up to a full on blizzard this mornin
— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) February 13, 2013
Hint of the Week
Steve Froggatt, St Johnstone manager
Love the story about Mansfield chairman giving his manager his Aston Martin I do hope my boss @stevep88 @philcparry has taken notice x
— Steve Froggatt (@SteveFroggy) February 11, 2013
Junkie Dad of the Week
Nicklas Bendtner, Arsenal
rehab and family day
— Nicklas Bendtner (@bendtnerb52) February 12, 2013
Love Doctor of the Week
Michael Duberry, Oxford United
H Town ‘Knockin Boots’ #NowPlayingInCar #iTweetMyTunes #BigTune #SOL I know this tune has set the mood for some bedroom antics!!
— Michael Duberry (@Original_Dubes) February 13, 2013
Analysis of the Week
Reece Wabara, Blackpool (on loan from Manchester City)
Alonsos got that L2 Triangle #fifa pass on toast
— Reece Wabara (@ReeceWabara) February 13, 2013
Speeding Clown Cars of the Week
Jack Hunt, Huddersfield Town
Lets just put 50mph cameras every where shall we #clowns
— Jack Hunt (@Hunty32) February 12, 2013
Double Act of the Week
Danny Baker and Kelly Cates
@prodnose flat rate?
— Kelly Cates (@KellyCates) February 12, 2013
Insult of the Week
Football Ramble, podcast
“@theoxfordchap @footballramble If you ditch Hilda Ogden I’ll give you another go. These are my terms.” – You again? You’re a bow-tied turd
— The Football Ramble (@FootballRamble) February 12, 2013
“He Just Insulted Both of Us!” of the Week
David Jones, Sky Sports
Rafael wearing Fabio’s boots again?
— DAVID JONES (@DavidJonesSky) February 13, 2013
Scourge of Kilmarnock and Raith Rovers of the Week
Gary Hooper, Celtic
10 – Gary Hooper has scored 10 goals in his last 10 appearances for Celtic in all competitions. Threat.
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) February 12, 2013
Eh? of the Week
Javier Garrido, Norwich jCity
i got it, now i know why eva transgressed…. twitter.com/javiergerr/sta…
— javier garrido (@javiergerr) February 12, 2013
Unwise Choice of Counsel of the Week
Jose Mourinho, Real Madrid manager
Jose Mourinho has just left press conference with a nod to Jamie Redknapp to follow for a chat.
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) February 12, 2013
Unwise Choice of Counsel of the Week II
talkSPORT
Next, Ex-Man United defender David May will tell us how United can stop @cristiano in Madrid tonight. To listen: bit.ly/aWiRcv
— Brazil and Irani(@sportsbreakfast) February 13, 2013
Pedant of the Week
Wes Foderingham, Swindon Town
“@donelcrisco: @wes_foderingham just like di canio subbed you off when you conceded three goals?” 2 actually
— Wes Foderingham (@wes_foderingham) February 13, 2013
Not Your Average Footballer of the Week
Jody Craddock, Wolverhampton Wanderers
Any elvis fans out there? I’ve still my painting available.lockerz.com/s/283048185
— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) February 13, 2013
Joker of the Week
Mark Robinson, Whitby Town
Unfortunately this is a sign of the times! twitter.com/robboma3/statu…
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) February 13, 2013
One letter can make a BIG difference! twitter.com/robboma3/statu…
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) February 14, 2013
Legitimate Yet Unanswered Question of the Week
Conor McAleny, Everton
“@thegarylambert: @cmcaleny Is that decent as in young folks vernacular meaning very good? Or decent as in adequate?” Ha very good
— Conor McAleny (@CMcAleny) February 13, 2013
Missing Letter of the Week
James McArthur, Wigan Athletic
What you think the score will be tonight with real v man unt, very hard game to call?
— james mcarthur (@jamesmcarthur16) February 13, 2013
Transportation of the Week
Liverpool
Cheers @suso30fernandez… Hope you enjoy your leg room! Hahaha twitter.com/Brad_Jones1/st…
— Brad Jones (@Brad_Jones1) February 13, 2013
Updated Definition of the Week
‘Madness’
Ozil is a madman #BALLER
— Jernade Meade (@Jernade_R_Meade) February 13, 2013
The way Madrid are handling Utd right now #madness
— Marcus Bean (@mbean4) February 13, 2013
Gareth Bale is an absolute madness
— Mustapha Carayol (@Muzza_19) February 14, 2013
Father Ted Fan of the Week
Yannick Yala, Crystal Palace
Man like #ronaldo hangs in the air like gravity don’t exist #fek
— Yannick Yala(@YannickBolasie) February 13, 2013
Rhyming Slang of the Week
Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea and St Johnstone
Wellbeck was very Gavin and Stacey there
— jody morris (@morriskid) February 13, 2013
Image of the Week
Grant Holt, Norwich City
@weeksie82 tell your man thanks for my present. #loveit twitter.com/Grantholt31/st…
— Grant holt (@Grantholt31) February 13, 2013
Pun of the Week
Danny Cadamarteri, Carlisle United
Is there any chiropodist in carlisle that would be prepared todo the players toes as we are desperately in need of one???? #toetallyneeded
— Danny Cadamarteri (@Dannycadz) February 14, 2013
Smackdown of the Week
Matt Le Tissier, Sky Sports
“@jonathanj1983: @mattletiss7 not a bad free kick tho!!! U bellend”Another one who doesnt get sarcasm #whosthebellend
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) February 14, 2013
Un-PC Smackdown of the Week
This guy
@joey7barton mate your lid last season for QPR was special needs
— Fraser Carruthers (@FCarruthers) February 14, 2013
Valetines Poem of the Week
George Caulkin, The Times
Roses are red,The pitch here is green.The score is nil-nil,And few chances there’ve been.#NUFC
— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) February 14, 2013
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