Football Tweets of the Week: Suarez, Odemwingie, Holt, Garrido, Bendtner and several others!

Nicklas Bendtner
Bendtner… Probably one of the world’s top 100,000 strikers (Img: Ronnie Macdonald)

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Genuine Peter Odemwingie Tweet of the Week

I have sacked my agents. They at my gate begging 4 permission to negotiate a come back. Told them to seek permission from authorities hahaha

— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) February 14, 2013

Positive Message Accompanied By a Smile and a Thumbs Up of the Week

Luis Suarez, Liverpool

We’ll give it all in Anfield! Together we can!A remontar en Anfield! Todos juntos podemos!

— Luis Suarez (@luis16suarez) February 14, 2013

Convenient Scapegoat of the Week

Will Hoskins, Brighton and Hove Albion

Just seen one of my tweets 4 days ago. My son is banned from my iPad now. He knows how to do more than me on it and he’s only 2!!

— Will Hoskins (@Hosky_7) February 12, 2013

Doesn’t Know What ‘Anatomy’ Means of the Week

David James, Bournemouth

@mrdanwalker #AnatomyXI Johnny Cochran hotspurs

— David James djf (@jamosfoundation) February 12, 2013

Conflicting Views of the Week

Steven Reid, West Bromwich Albion and Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Lent about to start.. No biscuits cakes sweets chocolates puddings!! Gonna fill my face today!! #Lent

— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) February 12, 2013

Or Crisps #Lent

— STEVEN REID (@stevenreid12) February 12, 2013

Just can’t decide which flavour to put on the pancakes twitter.com/GaryLineker/st…

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) February 12, 2013

Self-Deprecation of the Week

Gary Neville, Sky Sports

“@fizzer18: “@gnev2: Evening twitter.com/GNev2/status/3…” u wish u were playing gary?”Madrid do!

— G.Neville (@GNev2) February 12, 2013

Self-Deprecation of the Week II

Michael Owen, Stoke City

What a Tosser!!! twitter.com/themichaelowen…

— michael owen (@themichaelowen) February 12, 2013

Hidden Talent of the Week

Curtis Davies, Birmingham City

Hotel maid was listening to me sing Bob Marley outside room, as I left said “you should go on British Talent, beautiful voice, SERIOUS!” LOL

— Curtis Davies (@thecurtisdavies) February 11, 2013

Momentary Frenchman of the Week

Stuart Holden, Bolton Wanderers

Zeeeee snow has returned! Woke up to a full on blizzard this mornin

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) February 13, 2013

Hint of the Week

Steve Froggatt, St Johnstone manager

Love the story about Mansfield chairman giving his manager his Aston Martin I do hope my boss @stevep88 @philcparry has taken notice x

— Steve Froggatt (@SteveFroggy) February 11, 2013

Junkie Dad of the Week

Nicklas Bendtner, Arsenal

rehab and family day

— Nicklas Bendtner (@bendtnerb52) February 12, 2013

Love Doctor of the Week

Michael Duberry, Oxford United

H Town ‘Knockin Boots’ #NowPlayingInCar #iTweetMyTunes #BigTune #SOL I know this tune has set the mood for some bedroom antics!!

— Michael Duberry (@Original_Dubes) February 13, 2013

Analysis of the Week

Reece Wabara, Blackpool (on loan from Manchester City)

Alonsos got that L2 Triangle #fifa pass on toast

— Reece Wabara (@ReeceWabara) February 13, 2013

Speeding Clown Cars of the Week

Jack Hunt, Huddersfield Town

Lets just put 50mph cameras every where shall we #clowns

— Jack Hunt (@Hunty32) February 12, 2013

Double Act of the Week

Danny Baker and Kelly Cates

@prodnose flat rate?

— Kelly Cates (@KellyCates) February 12, 2013

Insult of the Week

Football Ramble, podcast

“‏@theoxfordchap @footballramble If you ditch Hilda Ogden I’ll give you another go. These are my terms.” – You again? You’re a bow-tied turd

— The Football Ramble (@FootballRamble) February 12, 2013

“He Just Insulted Both of Us!” of the Week

David Jones, Sky Sports

Rafael wearing Fabio’s boots again?

— DAVID JONES (@DavidJonesSky) February 13, 2013

Scourge of Kilmarnock and Raith Rovers of the Week

Gary Hooper, Celtic

10 – Gary Hooper has scored 10 goals in his last 10 appearances for Celtic in all competitions. Threat.

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) February 12, 2013

Eh? of the Week

Javier Garrido, Norwich jCity

i got it, now i know why eva transgressed…. twitter.com/javiergerr/sta…

— javier garrido (@javiergerr) February 12, 2013

Unwise Choice of Counsel of the Week

Jose Mourinho, Real Madrid manager

Jose Mourinho has just left press conference with a nod to Jamie Redknapp to follow for a chat.

— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) February 12, 2013

Unwise Choice of Counsel of the Week II


Next, Ex-Man United defender David May will tell us how United can stop @cristiano in Madrid tonight. To listen: bit.ly/aWiRcv

— Brazil and Irani(@sportsbreakfast) February 13, 2013

Pedant of the Week

Wes Foderingham, Swindon Town

“@donelcrisco: @wes_foderingham just like di canio subbed you off when you conceded three goals?” 2 actually

— Wes Foderingham (@wes_foderingham) February 13, 2013

Not Your Average Footballer of the Week

Jody Craddock, Wolverhampton Wanderers

Any elvis fans out there? I’ve still my painting available.lockerz.com/s/283048185

— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) February 13, 2013

Joker of the Week

Mark Robinson, Whitby Town

Unfortunately this is a sign of the times! twitter.com/robboma3/statu…

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) February 13, 2013

One letter can make a BIG difference! twitter.com/robboma3/statu…

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) February 14, 2013

Legitimate Yet Unanswered Question of the Week

Conor McAleny, Everton

“@thegarylambert: @cmcaleny Is that decent as in young folks vernacular meaning very good? Or decent as in adequate?” Ha very good

— Conor McAleny (@CMcAleny) February 13, 2013

Missing Letter of the Week

James McArthur, Wigan Athletic

What you think the score will be tonight with real v man unt, very hard game to call?

— james mcarthur (@jamesmcarthur16) February 13, 2013

Transportation of the Week


Cheers @suso30fernandez… Hope you enjoy your leg room! Hahaha twitter.com/Brad_Jones1/st…

— Brad Jones (@Brad_Jones1) February 13, 2013

Updated Definition of the Week


Ozil is a madman #BALLER

— Jernade Meade (@Jernade_R_Meade) February 13, 2013

The way Madrid are handling Utd right now #madness

— Marcus Bean (@mbean4) February 13, 2013

Gareth Bale is an absolute madness

— Mustapha Carayol (@Muzza_19) February 14, 2013

Father Ted Fan of the Week

Yannick Yala, Crystal Palace

Man like #ronaldo hangs in the air like gravity don’t exist #fek

— Yannick Yala(@YannickBolasie) February 13, 2013

Rhyming Slang of the Week

Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea and St Johnstone

Wellbeck was very Gavin and Stacey there

— jody morris (@morriskid) February 13, 2013

Image of the Week

Grant Holt, Norwich City

@weeksie82 tell your man thanks for my present. #loveit twitter.com/Grantholt31/st…

— Grant holt (@Grantholt31) February 13, 2013

Pun of the Week

Danny Cadamarteri, Carlisle United

Is there any chiropodist in carlisle that would be prepared todo the players toes as we are desperately in need of one???? #toetallyneeded

— Danny Cadamarteri (@Dannycadz) February 14, 2013

Smackdown of the Week

Matt Le Tissier, Sky Sports

“@jonathanj1983: @mattletiss7 not a bad free kick tho!!! U bellend”Another one who doesnt get sarcasm #whosthebellend

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) February 14, 2013

Un-PC Smackdown of the Week

This guy

@joey7barton mate your lid last season for QPR was special needs

— Fraser Carruthers (@FCarruthers) February 14, 2013

Valetines Poem of the Week

George Caulkin, The Times

Roses are red,The pitch here is green.The score is nil-nil,And few chances there’ve been.#NUFC

— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) February 14, 2013

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