Well, if it ain’t Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend…
Pity of the Weekend
Patrick Vieira, ex-Arsenal
Really sorry for Arsenal. Now they must not stop fighting and keep going.
— Patrick Vieira (@OfficialVieira) March 3, 2013
Caps Lock of the Weekend
Micky Hazard, ex-Tottenham Hotspur
Just LOVE NORTH LONDON DERBIESNOT GOOD FOR THE HEART BUT WOULDN’T SWAP THEM FOR ANYTHING COYS COYS COYS
— Micky Hazard (@1MickyHazard) March 3, 2013
Cockney of the Weekend
David Luiz, Chelsea
Congrats to my bro #Dembabinha ! Well played #geezers! ⚽ #CFC #premierleague instagr.am/p/WXR1JkDHcZ/
— David Luiz (@DavidLuiz_4) March 2, 2013
Trust of the Weekend
Stephane Mbia, Queens Park Rangers
I trust in #qpr
— Stephane Mbia (@StephaneMbia) March 2, 2013
Somewhat Debatable Assertion of the Weekend
Someone purporting to be Brendan Rodgers
#KagawaHattrick 1st Asian player to score a hattrick in the EPL……
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) March 2, 2013
@pschmeichel1 @malyesthatmal @rioferdy5 Isreal is in Asia and Yossi Benayoun has scored a hat-trick.
— brendan rodgers(@brendanr80) March 2, 2013
“If You Laugh You’re Racist” of the Weekend
Mark Robinson, Whitby Town
Think Kagawa deserves credit as one of the worlds best footballers with Messi & RonaldoHe has just scored a hat-trick with his eyes closed
— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) March 2, 2013
Gracious Outcast of the Weekend
Mladen Petric, Fulham
Wow today i played 90 min……………… guitar!!Well done to the lads, great fight at the end but we shouldn’t give the 3 points away
— Mladen Petrić (@mladen_petric) March 2, 2013
Congrats to the german #roadrunner @saschariether on his first goal in the premiership!!! Glückwunsch junge!!!
— Mladen Petrić (@mladen_petric) March 2, 2013
Footballer Who Says ‘Ye’ of the Weekend
Noel Hunt, Reading
Thank you RFC fans for making the long journey up to Everton it’s much appreciated. Gutted we couldn’t get Ye a result!!
— Noel hunt (@boyhunt) March 2, 2013
Peacocks of the Weekend
Real Madrid
Two games against Barcelona in 5 days might have drained Real before Man Utd on Tuesday. Instead they’ll arrive like peacocks after 2 wins.
— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) March 2, 2013
Condemnation of the Weekend
Michael Owen, Stoke City
Must remember not to tweet on a Saturday evening. So many lovely people in this great country of ours. #not
— michael owen (@themichaelowen) March 2, 2013
Plug of the Weekend
Just Eat
@fizzer18 make sure you order it on @justeatuk skipper #coyb
— David Buttress (@davidjusteat) March 2, 2013
@davidjusteat @fizzer18Treat yourself ;) #JUSTEATkidnap justeatkidnap.co.uk bit.ly/YGqfap
— Just-Eat.co.uk (@JustEatUK) March 2, 2013
“Aren’t They Basically the Same Thing?” of the Weekend
Joleon Lescott, Manchester City
I’ve seen the FulhamFC attempt of the Harlem Shake and it was good but has nothing on ours. youtube.com/watch?v=dkiPdN…
— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) March 1, 2013
Unbelievably Happy Chairman of the Weekend
Tony Fernandes, Queens Park Rangers
You can’t believe how happy I am.
— Tony Fernandes (@tonyfernandes) March 2, 2013
In Need of a Thesaurus of the Weekend
David Gold, West Ham United co-owner and Liam Ridgewell, West Bromwich Albion
I’m on my way home from Stoke, great away win, our fans were great
— David Gold (@DavidGoldWHU) March 2, 2013
What a great super Sunday. Great match to watch
— Ridgy 6(@liam_ridgewell) March 3, 2013
Glamorous Name in Unglamorous Location of the Weekend
Edgar Davids, Barnet
Long trip back to Edgware… Enough time for some reflection
— edgar davids (@esdavids) March 2, 2013
Never Takes Gloves Off of the Weekend
Brad Friedel, Tottenham Hotspur
Who would like to see @friedel_b‘s head? twitter.com/maxrushden/sta…
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) March 3, 2013
Self-Deprecation of the Weekend
Dean Cox, Leyton Orient
As for my free kick at the end the ball is still travelling if you see it fly over your car be carful! Haha
— dean cox (@dean_7cox) March 2, 2013
Coded Message of the Weekend
Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City
@francomb_28 George stop stealing the eggs lad , purple jumper is on fire
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) March 1, 2013
Stirrer of the Weekend
Kevin Gallagher, ex-Blackburn Rovers
@fizzer18 you’ve bombed out @gnev2 for giggsy, family feud I feel! Haha
— Kevin Gallacher (@kevingallacher8) March 1, 2013
ZING! of the Weekend
This guy
@kevingallacher8 @fizzer18 @gnev2 Not like Giggsy to cause a family feud!!
— Alex Miller (@AlexMiller91) March 1, 2013
Goalkeeper Banter of the Weekend
“@kevpressman: Sunny but cold day at Leeds. twitter.com/kevpressman/st…” bit wide your shadow?! Haha
— Maik Taylor (@maiktaylor1) March 2, 2013
Bloomfield Road Diss of the Weekend
Jonathan Stead, Bristol City
Very tough game on that cow field, good organised all round performance and a decent point! Great support so safe journey back #coyr
— jonathan stead (@jonstead9) March 2, 2013
Wager of the Weekend
Euan Holden, Bury
@fmuamba @mrblackmills you two can’t ball, 2v2… Me and @stuholden vs. you two. Wager?
— Euan Holden (@EuanHolden) March 3, 2013
Gambler of the Weekend
John Oster, Barnet
Any snails racing later on??? #webetonanything
— John Oster (@johnnyost) March 3, 2013
Future Coventry City Manager of the Weekend
Darren Huckerby
“@frenchie2093: @hucks6dh6 fancy coming back to cov to this mess out ?? #citylegend”Maybe one day when I’m fully prepared
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) March 2, 2013
Wrongness of the Weekend
Jazz Richards, Crystal Palace (on loan from Swansea City)
All these British girls going wild over ‘One direction’..Wait till ‘Mindless behaviour’ come on tour! #gameover one directing still good tho
— jazz richards (@jazzrichards) March 2, 2013
Swan-Spotter of the Weekend
Jason Cundy, ex-Chelsea
This is a mahooosive swan over 5ft! Is it ballbloke in a costume still in London, lost, celebrating last weeks win? twitter.com/jasoncundy05/s…
— Jason Victor Cundy (@jasoncundy05) March 1, 2013
Hash Tag of the Weekend
Bradley Beatson, Sheffield Wednesday
#UnlikelyPopeNames Tyrone
— B.B (@bradleybeatson1) March 1, 2013
Artist of the Weekend
Bradley Beatson, Sheffield Wednesday
Just made this an I feel proud! twitter.com/bradleybeatson…
— B.B (@bradleybeatson1) March 3, 2013
Tannoy Announcement of the Weekend
Kettering Town
Kettering tannoy announcement: “not sure the right person is going to get this, but a hearing aid has been found by the men’s toilets”
— Chron Snappers (@Chronsnappers) March 2, 2013
Film Review of the Weekend
Darren Eadie, ex-Norwich City and Leicester City
Just watched ‘Men Who Stare At Goats’ that’s 1hr 1/2 I won’t get back!#WhatACrockOf****
— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) March 2, 2013
Amusing Typo of the Weekend
Marco Gabbiadini, ex-Sunderland, Crystal Palace, Derby County, Birmingham City, Oxford United, Panionios, Stoke City, Darlington, Northampton Town and Hartlepool United
@guymowbray Schoolbot error, should have called you (half) Italian friend.#pianopiano
— Marco Gabbiadini (@marco_ten) March 3, 2013
Dire Warning of the Weekend
Richard Keys, talkSPORT
Why are so many teams failing to peg the back of the net these days? Take a lesson from Everton today. There’ll be trouble soon
— Richard Keys (@tSKeysandGray) March 2, 2013
Weapon of the Weekend
Richard Chaplow, Southampton
Anyone got a nerf gun? Hurts so much when you get hit with dart! My Lil in has my on toast #scared
— Richard chaplow (@Rchap04) March 2, 2013
Journalist v TV Presenter of the Weekend
Rob Shepherd v Dan Roan
@ollieholt22 @danroan spot on another TV presenter who lives off heavyliftingofnewspapers Btw Iadmire Giggs bt who wrote said headlines
— Rob Shepherd (@robshepherd5) March 2, 2013
@robshepherd5 “another TV presenter who lives off heavy lifting of newspapers”…that Rob, is what’s disrespectful.
— Dan Roan (@danroan) March 2, 2013
Amusing Timeline Juxtaposition of the Weekend
Iwan Robert, ex-Norwich City and Leicester City, and Mark Pougatch, BBC
People who think they are Albert Einstein and are clearly not drive me mad!
— Iwan Roberts (@iwanwroberts) March 3, 2013
‘ Insanity is doing the same thing over & over again & expecting different results.’ Einstein. Or possibly Arsenal’s defending !
— Mark Pougatch (@markpougatch) March 3, 2013
All-Round Tweet of the Weekend
Sure, you’re all laughing at Arsenal today, but who’ll be laughing when the interest over depreciation graph amortizes above .7?
— Brian Phillips (@runofplay) March 3, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!