Football Tweets of the Weekend: Vieira, Lescott, Davids, Luiz, Owen, Mbia and many more!

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“Cor blimey luv a duck, geez!” (Img: rayand)

Well, if it ain’t Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend…

Pity of the Weekend

Patrick Vieira, ex-Arsenal

Really sorry for Arsenal. Now they must not stop fighting and keep going.

— Patrick Vieira (@OfficialVieira) March 3, 2013

Caps Lock of the Weekend

Micky Hazard, ex-Tottenham Hotspur


— Micky Hazard (@1MickyHazard) March 3, 2013

Cockney of the Weekend

David Luiz, Chelsea

Congrats to my bro #Dembabinha ! Well played #geezers! ⚽ #CFC #premierleague instagr.am/p/WXR1JkDHcZ/

— David Luiz (@DavidLuiz_4) March 2, 2013

Trust of the Weekend

Stephane Mbia, Queens Park Rangers

I trust in #qpr

— Stephane Mbia (@StephaneMbia) March 2, 2013

Somewhat Debatable Assertion of the Weekend

Someone purporting to be Brendan Rodgers

#KagawaHattrick 1st Asian player to score a hattrick in the EPL……

— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) March 2, 2013

@pschmeichel1 @malyesthatmal @rioferdy5 Isreal is in Asia and Yossi Benayoun has scored a hat-trick.

— brendan rodgers(@brendanr80) March 2, 2013

“If You Laugh You’re Racist” of the Weekend

Mark Robinson, Whitby Town

Think Kagawa deserves credit as one of the worlds best footballers with Messi & RonaldoHe has just scored a hat-trick with his eyes closed

— Mark Robinson (@robboma3) March 2, 2013

Gracious Outcast of the Weekend

Mladen Petric, Fulham

Wow today i played 90 min……………… guitar!!Well done to the lads, great fight at the end but we shouldn’t give the 3 points away

— Mladen Petrić (@mladen_petric) March 2, 2013

Congrats to the german #roadrunner @saschariether on his first goal in the premiership!!! Glückwunsch junge!!!

— Mladen Petrić (@mladen_petric) March 2, 2013

Footballer Who Says ‘Ye’ of the Weekend

Noel Hunt, Reading

Thank you RFC fans for making the long journey up to Everton it’s much appreciated. Gutted we couldn’t get Ye a result!!

— Noel hunt (@boyhunt) March 2, 2013

Peacocks of the Weekend

Real Madrid

Two games against Barcelona in 5 days might have drained Real before Man Utd on Tuesday. Instead they’ll arrive like peacocks after 2 wins.

— Paul Hayward (@_PaulHayward) March 2, 2013

Condemnation of the Weekend

Michael Owen, Stoke City

Must remember not to tweet on a Saturday evening. So many lovely people in this great country of ours. #not

— michael owen (@themichaelowen) March 2, 2013

Plug of the Weekend

Just Eat

@fizzer18 make sure you order it on @justeatuk skipper #coyb

— David Buttress (@davidjusteat) March 2, 2013

@davidjusteat @fizzer18Treat yourself ;) #JUSTEATkidnap justeatkidnap.co.uk bit.ly/YGqfap

— Just-Eat.co.uk (@JustEatUK) March 2, 2013

“Aren’t They Basically the Same Thing?” of the Weekend

Joleon Lescott, Manchester City

I’ve seen the FulhamFC attempt of the Harlem Shake and it was good but has nothing on ours. youtube.com/watch?v=dkiPdN…

— Joleon Lescott (@JoleonLescott) March 1, 2013

Unbelievably Happy Chairman of the Weekend

Tony Fernandes, Queens Park Rangers

You can’t believe how happy I am.

— Tony Fernandes (@tonyfernandes) March 2, 2013

In Need of a Thesaurus of the Weekend

David Gold, West Ham United co-owner and Liam Ridgewell, West Bromwich Albion

I’m on my way home from Stoke, great away win, our fans were great

— David Gold (@DavidGoldWHU) March 2, 2013

What a great super Sunday. Great match to watch

— Ridgy 6(@liam_ridgewell) March 3, 2013

Glamorous Name in Unglamorous Location of the Weekend

Edgar Davids, Barnet

Long trip back to Edgware… Enough time for some reflection

— edgar davids (@esdavids) March 2, 2013

Never Takes Gloves Off of the Weekend

Brad Friedel, Tottenham Hotspur

Who would like to see @friedel_b‘s head? twitter.com/maxrushden/sta…

— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) March 3, 2013

Self-Deprecation of the Weekend

Dean Cox, Leyton Orient

As for my free kick at the end the ball is still travelling if you see it fly over your car be carful! Haha

— dean cox (@dean_7cox) March 2, 2013

Coded Message of the Weekend

Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City

@francomb_28 George stop stealing the eggs lad , purple jumper is on fire

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) March 1, 2013

Stirrer of the Weekend

Kevin Gallagher, ex-Blackburn Rovers

@fizzer18 you’ve bombed out @gnev2 for giggsy, family feud I feel! Haha

— Kevin Gallacher (@kevingallacher8) March 1, 2013

ZING! of the Weekend

This guy

@kevingallacher8 @fizzer18 @gnev2 Not like Giggsy to cause a family feud!!

— Alex Miller (@AlexMiller91) March 1, 2013

Goalkeeper Banter of the Weekend

“@kevpressman: Sunny but cold day at Leeds. twitter.com/kevpressman/st…” bit wide your shadow?! Haha

— Maik Taylor (@maiktaylor1) March 2, 2013

Bloomfield Road Diss of the Weekend

Jonathan Stead, Bristol City

Very tough game on that cow field, good organised all round performance and a decent point! Great support so safe journey back #coyr

— jonathan stead (@jonstead9) March 2, 2013

Wager of the Weekend

Euan Holden, Bury

@fmuamba @mrblackmills you two can’t ball, 2v2… Me and @stuholden vs. you two. Wager?

— Euan Holden (@EuanHolden) March 3, 2013

Gambler of the Weekend

John Oster, Barnet

Any snails racing later on??? #webetonanything

— John Oster (@johnnyost) March 3, 2013

Future Coventry City Manager of the Weekend

Darren Huckerby

“@frenchie2093: @hucks6dh6 fancy coming back to cov to this mess out ?? #citylegend”Maybe one day when I’m fully prepared

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) March 2, 2013

Wrongness of the Weekend

Jazz Richards, Crystal Palace (on loan from Swansea City)

All these British girls going wild over ‘One direction’..Wait till ‘Mindless behaviour’ come on tour! #gameover one directing still good tho

— jazz richards (@jazzrichards) March 2, 2013

Swan-Spotter of the Weekend

Jason Cundy, ex-Chelsea

This is a mahooosive swan over 5ft! Is it ballbloke in a costume still in London, lost, celebrating last weeks win? twitter.com/jasoncundy05/s…

— Jason Victor Cundy (@jasoncundy05) March 1, 2013

Hash Tag of the Weekend

Bradley Beatson, Sheffield Wednesday

#UnlikelyPopeNames Tyrone

— B.B (@bradleybeatson1) March 1, 2013

Artist of the Weekend

Bradley Beatson, Sheffield Wednesday

Just made this an I feel proud! twitter.com/bradleybeatson…

— B.B (@bradleybeatson1) March 3, 2013

Tannoy Announcement of the Weekend

Kettering Town

Kettering tannoy announcement: “not sure the right person is going to get this, but a hearing aid has been found by the men’s toilets”

— Chron Snappers (@Chronsnappers) March 2, 2013

Film Review of the Weekend

Darren Eadie, ex-Norwich City and Leicester City

Just watched ‘Men Who Stare At Goats’ that’s 1hr 1/2 I won’t get back!#WhatACrockOf****

— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) March 2, 2013

Amusing Typo of the Weekend

Marco Gabbiadini, ex-Sunderland, Crystal Palace, Derby County, Birmingham City, Oxford United, Panionios, Stoke City, Darlington, Northampton Town and Hartlepool United

@guymowbray Schoolbot error, should have called you (half) Italian friend.#pianopiano

— Marco Gabbiadini (@marco_ten) March 3, 2013

Dire Warning of the Weekend

Richard Keys, talkSPORT

Why are so many teams failing to peg the back of the net these days? Take a lesson from Everton today. There’ll be trouble soon

— Richard Keys (@tSKeysandGray) March 2, 2013

Weapon of the Weekend

Richard Chaplow, Southampton

Anyone got a nerf gun? Hurts so much when you get hit with dart! My Lil in has my on toast #scared

— Richard chaplow (@Rchap04) March 2, 2013

Journalist v TV Presenter of the Weekend

Rob Shepherd v Dan Roan

@ollieholt22 @danroan spot on another TV presenter who lives off heavyliftingofnewspapers Btw Iadmire Giggs bt who wrote said headlines

— Rob Shepherd (@robshepherd5) March 2, 2013

@robshepherd5 “another TV presenter who lives off heavy lifting of newspapers”…that Rob, is what’s disrespectful.

— Dan Roan (@danroan) March 2, 2013

Amusing Timeline Juxtaposition of the Weekend

Iwan Robert, ex-Norwich City and Leicester City, and Mark Pougatch, BBC

People who think they are Albert Einstein and are clearly not drive me mad!

— Iwan Roberts (@iwanwroberts) March 3, 2013

‘ Insanity is doing the same thing over & over again & expecting different results.’ Einstein. Or possibly Arsenal’s defending !

— Mark Pougatch (@markpougatch) March 3, 2013

All-Round Tweet of the Weekend

Sure, you’re all laughing at Arsenal today, but who’ll be laughing when the interest over depreciation graph amortizes above .7?

— Brian Phillips (@runofplay) March 3, 2013

Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!