I’m pretty sure those are Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week.
*Scans down the page*
Yep, proceed…
Cup Winners of the Week
Swansea City
Amazing day twitter.com/Ben_Davies33/s…
— Ben Davies (@Ben_Davies33) February 25, 2013
Gareth Bale Tweet of the Week
Kevin Horlock
Without Gareth Bale Tottenham would be Arsenal…..
— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) February 25, 2013
Defender on the Defensive of the Week
Chris Samba, Queens Park Rangers
To all those who tweet about money and stuff,that’s not my aim I come to qpr to play back in the best league,not my fault of my price tag
— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) February 25, 2013
“Oh Dear” of the Week
Gary Gardner, Aston Villa and David Meyler, Sunderland
@gards38 Bieber fever baby!
— DM (@DavidMeyler) February 27, 2013
@gards38 I know he is, he’s accomplished life at 18 bud #legend
— DM (@DavidMeyler) February 27, 2013
@gards38 haters gonna hate, tomatoes gonna tomate, alligators gonna alligate!
— DM (@DavidMeyler) February 27, 2013
Friendly Advice of the Week
Jim Magilton to Neil Lennon
@officialneil You need to get out more!!
— jim magilton (@magilton7) February 26, 2013
Manager’s Dream of the Week
Michael Duberry, Oxford United
On way in to training. Another chance to improve individually and collectively. #oufc #motavation #PositiveVibz
— Michael Duberry (@Original_Dubes) February 25, 2013
Boaster of the Week
Hal Robson-Kanu, Reading
Played in an attacking role upfront in friendly today, back to full health 2 goals 3 assists. #6-0 #Boom
— Hal Robson-Kanu (@RobsonKanu) February 26, 2013
“Methinks The Lad Doth Protest Too Much” of the Week
Jack Ainsley, Ispwich Town
Just read my Wikipedia page and apparently I’m not popular among the Ipswich players…….don’t know where that has come from!!
— Jack Ainsley (@Jackains) February 26, 2013
This is what it says He currently isn’t very popular amongst the ipswich squad because of feuds with players. Really!? 1st I new of it
— Jack Ainsley (@Jackains) February 26, 2013
Stirrer of the Week
Robbie Fowler
@ianwright0 has the wrighty fella got a statue
— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) February 27, 2013
Self-Deprecation of the Week
Graeme Le Saux
“@nudger82: @forzamozz poor mans @graemelesaux14 !!!!” Since retiring, I am the poor mans Graeme Le Saux.
— Graeme le Saux (@graemelesaux14) February 27, 2013
“Pretty Sure You Are Having a Pop, There” of the Week
Darren Huckerby
Not having a pop at Sinclair here but what’s more important a few extra £’s in the bank or a Medal you’ve helped win in the cabinet?
— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) February 25, 2013
“What Did They Do To/In Rio?” of the Week
Ian Wright and Dion Dublin
@diondublinsdube hahaha. Rio !
— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) February 25, 2013
Opportunist of the Week
This guy
@diondublinsdube @ianwright0 Can I meet up with you 2 for a few drinks please :-)(worth a try)
— astearman (@49UnbeatenAFC) February 25, 2013
Terrorist of the Week
This guy
@diondublinsdube @ianwright0 I’m coming to terrorise the pair of you bald fuckers
— Alfy cheers (@alfycheers90) February 25, 2013
Student of the Week
Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City
The t.v during the day is not the best only so much of Noel Edmonds flowery shirts a can look at
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) February 27, 2013
Former Middlesbrough Player of the Week
Robbie Mustoe
Commentating on Boro v Chelsea today. Shame form is not good and key players are missing but Chelsea should still have a chance. Ha.
— Robbie Mustoe (@robbiemustoe) February 27, 2013
Can’t Help But Hear This in the Vein of “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads of the Week
Stan Collymore
You might want Liam Brady in MF.You might want Denis Law up front.You may want Ryan Giggs down the left.You might want Nobby Styles to hold.
— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) February 25, 2013
Competition of the Week
Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City
My signed strip from the scotland vs Estonia game will be given only to a follower who retweets #snoddycomp twitter.com/robsnodgrass7/…
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) February 25, 2013
A will choose the follower next week and I will wash it haha if the winner wants it washed #snoddycomp
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) February 25, 2013
Missing Boots of the Week
Brian Deane
Back from La Manga and my boots have been lost..no one else wears a UK12 in the team..also just tried to buy ski boots,same no chance, #08
— Brian Deane (@deanobri1968) February 27, 2013
Crazy Yeates of the Week
Mark, Watford
Yeates Is crazy hahahaha :-))))) @pbuaben @adam__thompson twitter.com/Fores41/status…
— fernando forestieri (@Fores41) February 26, 2013
Outing of the Week
Adam Forshaw, Brentford
“@j_cartwrightnot: #WeAllHaveThatOneFriendThat Masturbates way too much.” Hello @nevpicton8 wa
— Adam Forshaw (@aforshaw) February 26, 2013
Strange Definition of Heaven of the Week
Tommy Elphick, Bournemouth
2 weeks today I’ll be in heaven….CHELTENHAM
— Tommy Elphick (@TommyElph4) February 26, 2013
Fact of the Week
Jon Nolan, Stockport County
Female grizzly bears come on heat every 3 to 4 years and will mate with up to 4 males in one season. Sluts!!!!!!
— Jon Nolan (@jonnolan_92) February 26, 2013
Well-Deserved Retweet of the Week
This guy
@fraizercampbell i think i deserve a RT when i celebrated ur first goal yesterday i fell 7 rows diwn and faceplanted the steps bro aha
— FVBIO SCVRICO (@fabioscarico) February 25, 2013
Robbie Williams and Bryan Gunn in the Same Tweet of the Week
@robbiewilliams @mrgunny1963 robbie would luv 2 propose 2 my partner at ur wembley 2nd July gig could u please help. Bryan cld u retweet plz
— Neil Giles (@neilgiles64) February 27, 2013
All-Round Tweet of the Week
Danny Baker
Simon Cowell says David Bowie turned down an offer to be on X-Factor. In a related story Lionel Messi has refused a move to Shrewsbury Town.
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) February 25, 2013
Tune in Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!