Football Tweets of the Week: Samba, Campbell, Snodgrass, Gardner, Meyler and several others!

Celtic manager Neil Lennon
Lennon… He’s football MAD! (Img: Excalibur)

I’m pretty sure those are Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Week.

*Scans down the page*

Yep, proceed…

Cup Winners of the Week

Swansea City

Amazing day twitter.com/Ben_Davies33/s…

— Ben Davies (@Ben_Davies33) February 25, 2013

Gareth Bale Tweet of the Week

Kevin Horlock

Without Gareth Bale Tottenham would be Arsenal…..

— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) February 25, 2013

Defender on the Defensive of the Week

Chris Samba, Queens Park Rangers

To all those who tweet about money and stuff,that’s not my aim I come to qpr to play back in the best league,not my fault of my price tag

— Samba Christopher (@cs4christsamba1) February 25, 2013

“Oh Dear” of the Week

Gary Gardner, Aston Villa and David Meyler, Sunderland

@gards38 Bieber fever baby!

— DM (@DavidMeyler) February 27, 2013

@gards38 I know he is, he’s accomplished life at 18 bud #legend

— DM (@DavidMeyler) February 27, 2013

@gards38 haters gonna hate, tomatoes gonna tomate, alligators gonna alligate!

— DM (@DavidMeyler) February 27, 2013

Friendly Advice of the Week

Jim Magilton to Neil Lennon

@officialneil You need to get out more!!

— jim magilton (@magilton7) February 26, 2013

Manager’s Dream of the Week

Michael Duberry, Oxford United

On way in to training. Another chance to improve individually and collectively. #oufc #motavation #PositiveVibz

— Michael Duberry (@Original_Dubes) February 25, 2013

Boaster of the Week

Hal Robson-Kanu, Reading

Played in an attacking role upfront in friendly today, back to full health 2 goals 3 assists. #6-0 #Boom

— Hal Robson-Kanu (@RobsonKanu) February 26, 2013

“Methinks The Lad Doth Protest Too Much” of the Week

Jack Ainsley, Ispwich Town

Just read my Wikipedia page and apparently I’m not popular among the Ipswich players…….don’t know where that has come from!!

— Jack Ainsley (@Jackains) February 26, 2013

This is what it says He currently isn’t very popular amongst the ipswich squad because of feuds with players. Really!? 1st I new of it

— Jack Ainsley (@Jackains) February 26, 2013

Stirrer of the Week

Robbie Fowler

@ianwright0 has the wrighty fella got a statue

— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) February 27, 2013

Self-Deprecation of the Week

Graeme Le Saux

“@nudger82: @forzamozz poor mans @graemelesaux14 !!!!” Since retiring, I am the poor mans Graeme Le Saux.

— Graeme le Saux (@graemelesaux14) February 27, 2013

“Pretty Sure You Are Having a Pop, There” of the Week

Darren Huckerby

Not having a pop at Sinclair here but what’s more important a few extra £’s in the bank or a Medal you’ve helped win in the cabinet?

— Darren Huckerby (@hucks6dh6) February 25, 2013

“What Did They Do To/In Rio?” of the Week

Ian Wright and Dion Dublin

@diondublinsdube hahaha. Rio !

— Ian Wright (@IanWright0) February 25, 2013

Opportunist of the Week

This guy

@diondublinsdube @ianwright0 Can I meet up with you 2 for a few drinks please :-)(worth a try)

— astearman (@49UnbeatenAFC) February 25, 2013

Terrorist of the Week

This guy

@diondublinsdube @ianwright0 I’m coming to terrorise the pair of you bald fuckers

— Alfy cheers (@alfycheers90) February 25, 2013

Student of the Week

Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City

The t.v during the day is not the best only so much of Noel Edmonds flowery shirts a can look at

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) February 27, 2013

Former Middlesbrough Player of the Week

Robbie Mustoe

Commentating on Boro v Chelsea today. Shame form is not good and key players are missing but Chelsea should still have a chance. Ha.

— Robbie Mustoe (@robbiemustoe) February 27, 2013

Can’t Help But Hear This in the Vein of “Once in a Lifetime” by Talking Heads of the Week

Stan Collymore

You might want Liam Brady in MF.You might want Denis Law up front.You may want Ryan Giggs down the left.You might want Nobby Styles to hold.

— Stan Collymore (@StanCollymore) February 25, 2013

Competition of the Week

Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City

My signed strip from the scotland vs Estonia game will be given only to a follower who retweets #snoddycomp twitter.com/robsnodgrass7/…

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) February 25, 2013

A will choose the follower next week and I will wash it haha if the winner wants it washed #snoddycomp

— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) February 25, 2013

Missing Boots of the Week

Brian Deane

Back from La Manga and my boots have been lost..no one else wears a UK12 in the team..also just tried to buy ski boots,same no chance, #08

— Brian Deane (@deanobri1968) February 27, 2013

Crazy Yeates of the Week

Mark, Watford

Yeates Is crazy hahahaha :-))))) @pbuaben @adam__thompson twitter.com/Fores41/status…

— fernando forestieri (@Fores41) February 26, 2013

Outing of the Week

Adam Forshaw, Brentford

“@j_cartwrightnot: #WeAllHaveThatOneFriendThat Masturbates way too much.” Hello @nevpicton8 wa

— Adam Forshaw (@aforshaw) February 26, 2013

Strange Definition of Heaven of the Week

Tommy Elphick, Bournemouth

2 weeks today I’ll be in heaven….CHELTENHAM

— Tommy Elphick (@TommyElph4) February 26, 2013

Fact of the Week

Jon Nolan, Stockport County

Female grizzly bears come on heat every 3 to 4 years and will mate with up to 4 males in one season. Sluts!!!!!!

— Jon Nolan (@jonnolan_92) February 26, 2013

Well-Deserved Retweet of the Week

This guy

@fraizercampbell i think i deserve a RT when i celebrated ur first goal yesterday i fell 7 rows diwn and faceplanted the steps bro aha

— FVBIO SCVRICO (@fabioscarico) February 25, 2013

Robbie Williams and Bryan Gunn in the Same Tweet of the Week

@robbiewilliams @mrgunny1963 robbie would luv 2 propose 2 my partner at ur wembley 2nd July gig could u please help. Bryan cld u retweet plz

— Neil Giles (@neilgiles64) February 27, 2013

All-Round Tweet of the Week

Danny Baker

Simon Cowell says David Bowie turned down an offer to be on X-Factor. In a related story Lionel Messi has refused a move to Shrewsbury Town.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) February 25, 2013

Tune in Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!