We know that face of yours – you’re thinking, “Which are Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend?”
Well, feast your eyes on these…
History Maker of the Weekend
Kei Kamara, Norwich City (first Sierra Leonean to score in the Premier League)
What a day yesterday. It an honor to make history for my beloved country Sierra Leone. Oh well that’s history now, so its #OnToTheNextOne
— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) February 24, 2013
Delighted for Wyclef on his 1st @premierleague goal @keikamara #USA#sierraleone twitter.com/Ebenno88/statu…
— Elliott Bennett (@Ebenno88) February 23, 2013
@keikamara yo congrats bro first gosl in the prem nooooiiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeee
— Kenwyne J Jones (@KJ9nes) February 23, 2013
Confused Dutch Guy of the Weekend
Edgar Davids, Barnet
Got a lot of reactions asking what I was talking about at Oxford Union, I asked one simple question: who are you?
— edgar davids (@esdavids) February 22, 2013
Stoke fans of the Weekend
Dietmar Hamann and Rodney Marsh
I heard that Stoke play their home games at Twickenham next year…is that right?
— Didi Hamann (@DietmarHamann) February 23, 2013
What a horrible football team Stoke are!
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) February 23, 2013
Free Household Accessories for Tardiness of the Weekend
Bolton Wanderers fans
3 goals in 10mins. Curtains if you were late to the stadium. #3pts #BWFC
— Sanmi Odelusi (@SanmiOdelusi) February 23, 2013
Optimism of the Weekend
Olivier Bernard, Newcastle United
a great win from the lads …It’s all about pushing for Europe now.Sound crazy but I know we can do it #believe @nufcofficial @nufcfans
— olivier bernard (@seedorf77) February 24, 2013
Dad of the Weekend
John Ruddy, Norwich City
Good start to the morning, getting pelted by 13 4&5 year olds in the ball pit at Jacks friends party, good rehab session though! #bullied
— John Ruddy (@Johnruddy86) February 24, 2013
Mistaken Identity of the Weekend
Grant Holt, Norwich City
“@liamchannell: Followed in Norwich by @grantholt31 and his beast of a land rover. Shit driverthough”Not me in the Audi tt this week
— Grant holt (@Grantholt31) February 22, 2013
“Banter” of the Weekend
Matt Le Tissier, Sky Sports
Theres a smaller nose in @phil_thompson4 s chair today #potkettleiknow twitter.com/mattletiss7/st…
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) February 23, 2013
“Banter” of the Weekend II
Adrian Tucker, Swansea City goalkeeping coach
“@tucks_gkcoach: Why do i get involved with these idiots…!!!!youtube.com/watch?v=TBd76f…” you loved it really
— Ashley Williams (@AshWills84) February 22, 2013
“Banter” of the Weekend III
Manchester City fans
94. “Joey, wash your hair” – Hart getting some good banter from the City fans for his recent shampoo advert appearance!
— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) February 24, 2013
Cake of the Weekend
Jonjo Shelvey
The cake we had made for my little brothers 21st birthday party @shelveyjHope u had a good time love ya loads xx twitter.com/cshelveyxx/sta…
— Charlie Shelvey (@cshelveyxx) February 24, 2013
Cakes of the Weekend
Paul Dalglish’s wife
Ive a talented wife. Here are the kids cakes for the party. Cup cakes inside cones so they look like ice cream cones twitter.com/pauldalglish/s…
— Paul Dalglish (@pauldalglish) February 22, 2013
Dubious Tout of the Weekend
Euan Holden, Bury
50 free Beynoce tickets, RT for a chance to win!
— Euan Holden (@EuanHolden) February 23, 2013
Socks on Hands of the Weekend
Sammy Ameobi, Newcastle United
No more gloves left so this is what I’ve resorted to… twitter.com/Sammy_Ameobi/s…
— Samuel Ameobi (@Sammy_Ameobi) February 23, 2013
Intriguing Nickname of the Weekend
John ‘Stonks’ Aldridge, ex-Liverpool, Oxford United and Tranmere Rovers
@realaldo474 missed it what happened stonks ??
— Jason MCATEER (@MCATEER4) February 23, 2013
“You’ll Find Out Soon Enough” of the Weekend
Phil Neville, Everton
Wreck it ralph at the cinema now with wife and kids is it any good?
— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) February 24, 2013
“…from the Halfway Line!” of the Weekend
John Hartson and Ian Wright, ex-Arsenal
@ianwright0 that was the 3rd! Hope your good mate..
— John Hartson (@JohnHartson10) February 24, 2013
Bar of the Weekend
No.9 Bar, Newcastle United
We are open selling lager at £2 a pint and playing the kinks the who and the doors already ! #hwtl #nufc
— NO.9 Bar (@Number9Bar) February 24, 2013
Observation of the Weekend
Mark Chapman, BBC
That banana has been on Shaun Custis’ plate for at least 15mins now on @sundaysupp
— Mark Chapman (@markchapman) February 24, 2013
Zing of the Weekend
@tskeysandgray talk sport show for him next then?
— joey blower (@joeyblower) February 24, 2013
Zing of the Weekend II
Emmanuel Eboue (presumably not the real one)
@themichaelowen if Chelsea is a bit leggy. You my friend are a bit benchy
— King Emanuel Ebouee (@TheRealEbouee) February 24, 2013
A Day in the Life of the Weekend
Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United
Whenever I’m at a take away and hear “sorry about your wait” I always look at the customer and wonder if they meant “wait” or “weight”
— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) February 24, 2013
Wisdom of the Weekend
Andre Bennett, Middlesbrough
Some people are so poor, All they have is money.
— Andre ‘G J’ Bennett (@AndreGJBennett) February 23, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!