Football Tweets of the Weekend: Kamara, Davids, Wright, Hartson, Neville and several others!

Kei Kamara
Kamara… Can, did (Img: sirtrentalot)

We know that face of yours – you’re thinking, “Which are Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend?”

Well, feast your eyes on these…

History Maker of the Weekend

Kei Kamara, Norwich City (first Sierra Leonean to score in the Premier League)

What a day yesterday. It an honor to make history for my beloved country Sierra Leone. Oh well that’s history now, so its #OnToTheNextOne

— KEI KAMARA (@keikamara) February 24, 2013

Delighted for Wyclef on his 1st @premierleague goal @keikamara #USA#sierraleone twitter.com/Ebenno88/statu…

— Elliott Bennett (@Ebenno88) February 23, 2013

@keikamara yo congrats bro first gosl in the prem nooooiiiiiicccccceeeeeeeeee

— Kenwyne J Jones (@KJ9nes) February 23, 2013

Confused Dutch Guy of the Weekend

Edgar Davids, Barnet

Got a lot of reactions asking what I was talking about at Oxford Union, I asked one simple question: who are you?

— edgar davids (@esdavids) February 22, 2013

Stoke fans of the Weekend

Dietmar Hamann and Rodney Marsh

I heard that Stoke play their home games at Twickenham next year…is that right?

— Didi Hamann (@DietmarHamann) February 23, 2013

What a horrible football team Stoke are!

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) February 23, 2013

Free Household Accessories for Tardiness of the Weekend

Bolton Wanderers fans

3 goals in 10mins. Curtains if you were late to the stadium. #3pts #BWFC

— Sanmi Odelusi (@SanmiOdelusi) February 23, 2013

Optimism of the Weekend

Olivier Bernard, Newcastle United

a great win from the lads …It’s all about pushing for Europe now.Sound crazy but I know we can do it #believe @nufcofficial @nufcfans

— olivier bernard (@seedorf77) February 24, 2013

Dad of the Weekend

John Ruddy, Norwich City

Good start to the morning, getting pelted by 13 4&5 year olds in the ball pit at Jacks friends party, good rehab session though! #bullied

— John Ruddy (@Johnruddy86) February 24, 2013

Mistaken Identity of the Weekend

Grant Holt, Norwich City

“@liamchannell: Followed in Norwich by @grantholt31 and his beast of a land rover. Shit driverthough”Not me in the Audi tt this week

— Grant holt (@Grantholt31) February 22, 2013

“Banter” of the Weekend

Matt Le Tissier, Sky Sports

Theres a smaller nose in @phil_thompson4 s chair today #potkettleiknow twitter.com/mattletiss7/st…

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) February 23, 2013

“Banter” of the Weekend II

Adrian Tucker, Swansea City goalkeeping coach

“@tucks_gkcoach: Why do i get involved with these idiots…!!!!youtube.com/watch?v=TBd76f…” you loved it really

— Ashley Williams (@AshWills84) February 22, 2013

“Banter” of the Weekend III

Manchester City fans

94. “Joey, wash your hair” – Hart getting some good banter from the City fans for his recent shampoo advert appearance!

— Manchester City FC (@MCFC) February 24, 2013

Cake of the Weekend

Jonjo Shelvey

The cake we had made for my little brothers 21st birthday party @shelveyjHope u had a good time love ya loads xx twitter.com/cshelveyxx/sta…

— Charlie Shelvey (@cshelveyxx) February 24, 2013

Cakes of the Weekend

Paul Dalglish’s wife

Ive a talented wife. Here are the kids cakes for the party. Cup cakes inside cones so they look like ice cream cones twitter.com/pauldalglish/s…

— Paul Dalglish (@pauldalglish) February 22, 2013

Dubious Tout of the Weekend

Euan Holden, Bury

50 free Beynoce tickets, RT for a chance to win!

— Euan Holden (@EuanHolden) February 23, 2013

Socks on Hands of the Weekend

Sammy Ameobi, Newcastle United

No more gloves left so this is what I’ve resorted to… twitter.com/Sammy_Ameobi/s…

— Samuel Ameobi (@Sammy_Ameobi) February 23, 2013

Intriguing Nickname of the Weekend

John ‘Stonks’ Aldridge, ex-Liverpool, Oxford United and Tranmere Rovers

@realaldo474 missed it what happened stonks ??

— Jason MCATEER (@MCATEER4) February 23, 2013

“You’ll Find Out Soon Enough” of the Weekend

Phil Neville, Everton

Wreck it ralph at the cinema now with wife and kids is it any good?

— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) February 24, 2013

“…from the Halfway Line!” of the Weekend

John Hartson and Ian Wright, ex-Arsenal

@ianwright0 that was the 3rd! Hope your good mate..

— John Hartson (@JohnHartson10) February 24, 2013

Bar of the Weekend

No.9 Bar, Newcastle United

We are open selling lager at £2 a pint and playing the kinks the who and the doors already ! #hwtl #nufc

— NO.9 Bar (@Number9Bar) February 24, 2013

Observation of the Weekend

Mark Chapman, BBC

That banana has been on Shaun Custis’ plate for at least 15mins now on @sundaysupp

— Mark Chapman (@markchapman) February 24, 2013

Zing of the Weekend

@tskeysandgray talk sport show for him next then?

— joey blower (@joeyblower) February 24, 2013

Zing of the Weekend II

Emmanuel Eboue (presumably not the real one)

@themichaelowen if Chelsea is a bit leggy. You my friend are a bit benchy

— King Emanuel Ebouee (@TheRealEbouee) February 24, 2013

A Day in the Life of the Weekend

Gabriel Zakuani, Peterborough United

Whenever I’m at a take away and hear “sorry about your wait” I always look at the customer and wonder if they meant “wait” or “weight”

— Gabriel Zakuani (@Gabs50Zakuani) February 24, 2013

Wisdom of the Weekend

Andre Bennett, Middlesbrough

Some people are so poor, All they have is money.

— Andre ‘G J’ Bennett (@AndreGJBennett) February 23, 2013

Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!