Football Tweets of the Week: Gerrard, Barton, Neville, Le Tissier, Holden and more!

Nicolas Anelka and Stuart Holden
“Did you just say ‘expresso’?” (Img: Andrea Sartorati)

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Missing Fingers of the Week

Kevin-Prince Boateng, AC Milan

Yessss we did it!proud of the amazing performance of the team.now concentration for the #derby on Sunday! #Prince10 twitter.com/KPBofficial/st…

— Kevin-Prince Boateng (@KPBofficial) February 21, 2013

Comedian of the Week

Robbie Fowler, ex-Liverpool

Nestlé do lasagna as well as chocolate,may contain nuts written on chocolate wrappers…How long before we see may contain horse

— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) February 20, 2013

Comedian of the Week II

Ian Stone, comedian

@leedixon2 harder to link arms when there’s an empty seat next to yours

— Ian Stone (@iandstone) February 19, 2013

Heckler Handling of the Week

Grant Holt, Norwich City

“@danbirdyy you are a right slow player my nan can run faster than you and she has only got one leg! #OAP” How did she lose leg

— Grant holt (@Grantholt31) February 21, 2013

Getting Paid Meagerly and in the Wrong Currency of the Week

Anthony Gerrard, Huddersfield Town

Another day another dollar, as the saying goes!

— Anthony Gerrard (@antgerrard86) February 18, 2013

Thesaurus of the Week

Barney Ronay, The Guardian

Ian wright in his glasses on ITV fa cup highlights a huge improvement. Seems so much more measured thoughtful erudite learned wry reflective

— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) February 18, 2013

Glib Response of the Week

Matt Le Tissier, Sky Sports

“@c23moore: @mattletiss7 -Where are you?”In my house

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) February 18, 2013

Buddies of the Week

Gary Neville, Sky Sports and Tim Burgess, The Charlatans

“@tim_burgess: @gnev2 < Text me when you get there and I’ll come out with some passes. Looking forward to it ; )”Thanks Tim see you Friday

— G.Neville (@GNev2) February 18, 2013

Footballer With Good Taste of the Week

Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Schalke 04

Ready for the flight.. Coen brothers will help me!! #huntertausend twitter.com/KJ_Huntelaar/s…

— Klaas Jan Huntelaar (@KJ_Huntelaar) February 19, 2013

Qualifications of the Week

Joey Barton, Marseille

I may be wrong but I doubt it. I am refusing to say anymore on the matter. He is guilty IMO of murder.Lets see how this plays out #Pistorius

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) February 22, 2013

Hey people, I have done my research. Episodes of The Bill growing up andwatched a plenty of CSI,Bones and Dexter box sets with the missus.

— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) February 22, 2013

Not the Word Most Arsenal Fans Would Use of the Week

Opta Joe

267 – Gervinho is the only player to have made over 100 passes in the Premier League this season without making a single long one. Calm.

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) February 22, 2013

Thought for the Day of the Week

Stuart Holden, Bolton Wanderers

People that say “expresso” should not be allowed to drink coffee

— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) February 22, 2013

Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!