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Missing Fingers of the Week
Kevin-Prince Boateng, AC Milan
Yessss we did it!proud of the amazing performance of the team.now concentration for the #derby on Sunday! #Prince10 twitter.com/KPBofficial/st…
— Kevin-Prince Boateng (@KPBofficial) February 21, 2013
Comedian of the Week
Robbie Fowler, ex-Liverpool
Nestlé do lasagna as well as chocolate,may contain nuts written on chocolate wrappers…How long before we see may contain horse
— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) February 20, 2013
Comedian of the Week II
Ian Stone, comedian
@leedixon2 harder to link arms when there’s an empty seat next to yours
— Ian Stone (@iandstone) February 19, 2013
Heckler Handling of the Week
Grant Holt, Norwich City
“@danbirdyy you are a right slow player my nan can run faster than you and she has only got one leg! #OAP” How did she lose leg
— Grant holt (@Grantholt31) February 21, 2013
Getting Paid Meagerly and in the Wrong Currency of the Week
Anthony Gerrard, Huddersfield Town
Another day another dollar, as the saying goes!
— Anthony Gerrard (@antgerrard86) February 18, 2013
Thesaurus of the Week
Barney Ronay, The Guardian
Ian wright in his glasses on ITV fa cup highlights a huge improvement. Seems so much more measured thoughtful erudite learned wry reflective
— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) February 18, 2013
Glib Response of the Week
Matt Le Tissier, Sky Sports
“@c23moore: @mattletiss7 -Where are you?”In my house
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) February 18, 2013
Buddies of the Week
Gary Neville, Sky Sports and Tim Burgess, The Charlatans
“@tim_burgess: @gnev2 < Text me when you get there and I’ll come out with some passes. Looking forward to it ; )”Thanks Tim see you Friday
— G.Neville (@GNev2) February 18, 2013
Footballer With Good Taste of the Week
Klaas-Jan Huntelaar, Schalke 04
Ready for the flight.. Coen brothers will help me!! #huntertausend twitter.com/KJ_Huntelaar/s…
— Klaas Jan Huntelaar (@KJ_Huntelaar) February 19, 2013
Qualifications of the Week
Joey Barton, Marseille
I may be wrong but I doubt it. I am refusing to say anymore on the matter. He is guilty IMO of murder.Lets see how this plays out #Pistorius
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) February 22, 2013
Hey people, I have done my research. Episodes of The Bill growing up andwatched a plenty of CSI,Bones and Dexter box sets with the missus.
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) February 22, 2013
Not the Word Most Arsenal Fans Would Use of the Week
Opta Joe
267 – Gervinho is the only player to have made over 100 passes in the Premier League this season without making a single long one. Calm.
— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) February 22, 2013
Thought for the Day of the Week
Stuart Holden, Bolton Wanderers
People that say “expresso” should not be allowed to drink coffee
— Stuart Holden (@stuholden) February 22, 2013
Tune in on Monday for our Football Tweets of the Weekend!