Well, if it ain’t Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend!
And it is…
Embattled Pundit of the Weekend
Lee Dixon, ITV
Does anyone want their meat and potato pie back that they threw at me in the studio ?Seemed such a waste#
—Lee Dixon (@LeeDixon2) March 8, 2013
City Fan of the Weekend
Kevin Horlock, ex-Manchester City
That was the worst game Ive seen Howard Webb have for United..
— Kevin Horlock (@Kevinhorlock6) March 10, 2013
Advice of the Weekend
Paul Ifill, Wellington Phoenix
“@thesexology: Semen contains a natural anti-depressant.” @al_smith get swallowing bro!
— Paul Ifill (@PaulIfill) March 8, 2013
Unlikely Father-Son Combo of the Week
Jason Cundy, ex-Chelsea and Ray Parlour, ex-Arsenal
@realromfordpele happy birthday son. X
— Jason Victor Cundy (@jasoncundy05) March 8, 2013
Best Mates of the Weekend
Adam McGurk, Tranmere Rovers and Andreas Weimann, Aston Villa
@adammcgurk11 love you too ! #paraffin
— Andreas Weimann (@andiweimann) March 10, 2013
Best Mates of the Weekend II
Don Hutchison, ex-Scotland and Darren Gough, talkSPORT
@donhutch4 lolI could ,take you as my coach
— Darren Gough (@DGoughie) March 7, 2013
Temptation of the Weekend
Aaron Tshibola, Reading
Always one good looking girl at a hotel lol I swear the devil does it on purpose
— Aaron Tshibola (@AaronTshibola8) March 10, 2013
On Ecstasy? of the Weekend
Nile Ranger, Newcastle United
I love every1 :)
— Nile ranger (@NilePowerRanger) March 10, 2013
Thought for the Day of the Weekend
Tom Hateley, Motherwell
If you watch #Crufts then there is no way you couldn’t love dogs!! #Fact
— Tom Hateley (@TomHateley6) March 10, 2013
Charmer of the Weekend
Bernard Mensah, Watford
Some females be looking like Beyonce in pictures but Rick Ross in person!
— Mensah Jr (@Mensah_10) March 10, 2013
Not Your Average Footballer of the Weekend
Jody Craddock, Wolverhampton Wanderers
My auction finishes at 10pm so if yourinterested come over to Jody Craddock art on Facebook.all proceeds going to @ballstocancer
— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) March 10, 2013
“Ooh, Y’Bitch!” of the Weekend
Alexi Lalas, ex-USA
John Calipari is disappointed in himself. I’m disappointed in his contrast collar shirt. #SportsCenter
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) March 8, 2013
Fun day. I judged you, you judged me. Kinda how this twitter thing works.
— Alexi Lalas (@AlexiLalas) March 9, 2013
Funny Idea of Celebration of the Weekend
Natalie Sawyer, Sky Sports News
Rise and shine with @vickygomersall and myself on @skysportsnews as we celebrate #IWD
— Natalie Sawyer (@nataliesawyer) March 8, 2013
“Whatever You Say, Man” of the Week
Kemy Agustien, Swansea City
I’mthe one that’s got to die when it’s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to.
— kemy agustien (@KemyAgustien) March 8, 2013
Fond Reminiscence of the Weekend
Julian Dicks, ex-West Ham United
“What’s your a favourite sending off Julian?” “I got sent off in a testimonial once” @julian3dicks #legend
— Sam Ingleston (@Sam_WHU) March 7, 2013
“Sounds Like a Pretty Normal Thing to Have” of the Weekend
Gary Madine, Sheffield Wednesday
“@uberfacts: “Pistanthrophobia” is the fear of trusting people due to negative past experiences.” I have this 1000000%
— Gary Madine (@GaryMadine9) March 8, 2013
True or Banter? of the Weekend
Jimmy Bullard, ex-Wigan Athletic, Fulham and Hull City
Jimmy Bullard Icelandic fan club. . . True or Banter?
— Jimmy Bullard (@1JimmyBullard) March 8, 2013
Bizarre Exchange of the Weekend
Robert Snodgrass, Norwich City and Sausage
“@im_sausage: @robsnodgrass7 @garymiller85 Hi, My name is suasage, have a nice day!”No bother sausage Surely u got more to do than this
— Robert snodgrass (@robsnodgrass7) March 7, 2013
Troll of the Weekend
Joey Barton, Olympique de Marseille
See that nob Bieber is at it again. What a melt! Am off to bed. xx
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) March 7, 2013
Demand of the Weekend
Kazenga LuaLua, Brighton and Hove Albion
FEEEDD MEEEEE MOREEEEEEEEE………
— kazenga (@kazenga25) March 7, 2013
Classic Mugging of the Weekend
Darren Eadie, ex-Norwich City and Leicester City
“@cbabington10: Just seen @eadie11 make a mug of Buffon on Espn classics!”Shows my age making classics!
— Darren Eadie (@eadie11) March 9, 2013
Classic Mug of the Weekend
Max Rushden, Soccer AM
Look at this #mug twitter.com/maxrushden/sta…
— Max Rushden (@maxrushden) March 9, 2013
Learning How to Make Radioactive Trainers of the Weekend
Robbie Elliott, ex-Newcastle United
Not bad for a first attempt #gotachance twitter.com/robbieelliott3…
— robbie elliott (@robbieelliott3) March 9, 2013
QI Impression of the Weekend
Ben Shephard, Goals on Sunday
What better company for yer mums than ‘Mums fave’ @chris_kammy ‘Mums the word’ Alan Curbs, ‘Some mums do ave em’ Neil Warnock GOS 10.30 SS1
— Ben Shephard (@benshephard) March 10, 2013
Gripe of the Weekend
Nathan Craig, Torquay United
Why open Asda at 9am when you can’t actually buy anything until after 10am? #confused
— Nathan Craig (@nathancraig20) March 10, 2013
Mother’s Day Message of the Weekend
Robbie Kiernan, Wigan Athletic
Probably best just telling your mum how you feel instead of tweeting it?
— Robbie Kiernan (@Wiggydoggy) March 10, 2013
Mother’s Day Message of the Weekend II
Paul Corry, Tranmere Rovers (on loan from Sheffield Wednesday)
Happy Mother’s Day mam! Now if your reading this get of my twitter
— Paul Corry (@paul_corry) March 10, 2013
Bravery of the Weekend
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
“@surferrosa1975: @rodneymarsh10 who was the worst keeper you ever faced? Brave enough to answer? :-)”>ken hewkins
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) March 10, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!